It was no fun when you had to be the first out of the plane.
"We are dropping in hot! Remember do not look into their eyes! Do not try to talk to them! Do not attempt to initiate diplomacy with the enemy!" A large barrel-chested man shouted as Venke grunted. The sound of roaring engines and small explosions filled his ears as he looked up at his squad leader. A tall pale man with a blonde beard with several dark tattoos lines reaching down his neck. He was dressed in the soft brown colors of the Airborne Rangers as he began to grunt. The plan shook the shock from the dimensional transit must have been playing havoc on him as he shook his head.
Venke grunted as he felt a wave of nausea wash over him as well, he felt like his intestines were being pulled out from the inside and he felt like his head was being crushed into a vice! Tears formed in his eyes as the sound of twisting and groaning metal filled the air. He watched through swimming vision as the interior of the plane began to bend inward. It was like it was being crushed like a large soda can by some kind of a giant.
The feeling of strange transfer soon lifted as reality rushed back in like a punch to the gut that made Venke gasp!
"Fuck me." He gasped as the sergeant noticed him and smirked.
"That is what they will try to do! Men make no mistake they may look like humans but they are monster girls! If they reach our world they will enslave us and turn us into nothing but livestock! Here we make a statement to their kind! They came to our world! They came to our dimension thinking that we would just lay down and die! That we would leave our own women just because they had J cup tits and asses so fat that they could deflect a bullet but no! We said fuck you, you interdimensional harlots!
We are humans and we would rather die with our dignity than become some kind of cum puppet!" He shouted before there was a horrible ringing sound followed by what sounded like a roar from some gigantic beast, the entire plane drifted as the sounds of countermeasure being deployed filled the air as the sergeant touched his ear.
"Ok! We are over the dropzone! When you get to the ground remeber to shoot anything that has more than two legs! Fur instead of hair! And that tries to fuck you! Do your duty men and let's kick some fucking ass!"
He shouted as a loud Ohhrah! Filled the air as Venke stook up and gulped. He felt his rifle bounce along his front as the sounds of what he guessed to be arrows? Plinking off the bottom of the plane filled the air. It was like an aggressive hailstorm and-
"Don't worry kid. They won't kill you. They just want to rape you and break your pelvis." A tall mountain of a man said behind him. The man was as wide as he was tall, with a large beard and wielding the squad automatic weapon. His skin was dark as onyx and a large pair of sunglasses adorned his face.
"Garfield?" Venke asked reading his name patch as he nodded. The man grinned at him hefting his massive machine gun in both hands as the ship shook from some kind of titanic shockwave as Venke was almost knocked to the side.
"Hell yeah kid, now let's shoot some sluts!" He chafed as there was a loud bang! As the ship rocked before all lights went out for a moment. Before the room was filled with bright red warning lights and then the howling of air as the door to the open air opened.
Instantly several arrows shot their way inside the plane. The strange metal that was apparently non-lethal and would as the brass said weaken your soul shot in as the sergeant waved him forward.
"Go! Go! Go! Humanity first boys! Kick some ass!" He shouted as Venke took a deep breath deeply regretting ever listening to a man who promise him free college and a better wage than Dollar Slice.
"Jesus help me." He whispered before he jumped right out of the plane and into a war that had been ripped right out of a fever dream!
For a single horrifying moment, Venke thought he was going to be eaten as a literal dragon approached him. Not a sexy half-human half-dragon girl that wanted to rape him but a fucking beast that made Smaug look like a cricket in comparison.
Wasn't Smaug a small dragon? He thought before the sight of a maw larger than his own home open and glowing an ominous orange brought him back to reality as he let out a shrill scream before there were two loud whooshing noises before two missiles struck the beast dead center! The thing roared as its chest burst from the inside out. Twin fighter jets roared past as the beast began to plummet.
Large did not even begin to describe it. It had to be just as large as a fucking skyscraper, covered in thick minivan-sized black scales that went down its entire body.
His eyes widened in shock as the mortally wounded beast crashed to the ground causing a thunderous clap! A shockwave surged back up rocking his body and threatened to burst his eardrums from the sheer violence of it!
"FUCK ME!" He shouted as he fell hard, as bad as the dragon was the literal swarm of arrows a tidal wave of silver bolts that shot all around him made his already precarious situation all the worse. All around him he saw strange flying beasts, some humanoid some not soaring, dogfighting jets, trying to break their way into some of the larger troop transports and-
"Hey, can I fuck you?" A voice asked as he looked up to see a bright vibrant green pair of eyes as a woman with wings that would not be out of place on a falcon flapped over him! Her claws and talons gripped his shoulders as-
"I'll take your silence as consent! Glad to meet you, new husband, my name is-" She did not get to tell him her name as her head popped like a grape!
"Fuck off!" Garfield shouted his large weapon aimed at the corpse of the beast that dropped like a sack of well... like a sack of perverted avian meat. Plummeting to the ground as a swarm of... cupids? That was the only way to describe the literal living wave of naked women with strange heart-shaped crimson armor that went to swarm Garfield as he was in flight.
"FUCK OFF!" He shouted blasting into the swarm as it surrounded him into a ball of flesh!
"GARFIELD! No!" Venke shouted as the sounds of giggling female imps and the occasional soft squishing sounds of one of them getting blown into bits by HMG fired came from him before there was a massive flash from the center as the entire hive of the things turned into red paste as it looked like Garfield had pulled the pins of his grenades and gone out in a blaze of virginal glory!
"What the fuck!?" Venke shouted as became once more aware of his rapid descent! He was plummeting hard toward the ground and if he didn't pull his string out now he would soon be paste on the ground.
Well, they want to turn my pelvis into paste so this is just like a speedrun of that yeah?
"Why me?" He groaned pulling his string as his chute deployed and he felt the hand of god grip him by his shoulders as he gasped! He felt like his arms would soon be pulled out of their sockets before he stabilize and was able to get another good view of the night.
The dark night sky that looked so much like any sky back on Earth was filled with carnage. Several troop transports were leaking smoke as dozens upon dozens of harpy girls pulled off their wing joints, forcing them to go down as streams of men leaped from them.
He saw jets zipping in and out, blasting warms of harpies out of the sky and turning griffon girls into paste.
He saw more dragons flying through the air, some vaporizing entire transport planes in plumes of fire. Turning them into nothing but floating balls of molten metal that plummeted into the ground like titanic slag meteorites.
"I thought they didn't kill!?" He shouted at the top of his lungs before another wave of fighter jets swarmed in and harried the two remaining titanic dragons away from the aerial assault.
Operation Steel Pelvis seemed to be one giant cluster fuck! And to make things worse as he drifted slowly down to whatever horrors below he felt a solid thud hit his foot as an arrow hit him dead in his boot!
"Oh fuck me!" He groaned as he felt his foot go limp. It was like he had been sleeping on it for hours as he tried to kick his legs.
"Come on, come on, come fucking on!" He hissed kicking his leg trying to force his dead foot back into life. Looking like the most awkward aerial ballerina in the process before he smacked into the treeline with the grace of the usual crowd of students at lunch hour who acted like they had not had food in years as he broke through the tree line!
"FUCK!" He shouted as branches broke his fall like metal bars. He felt bruises swell up under his armor before he plummeted to the ground.
He groaned as he hit his ass hard, his chute detached as soon as he hit the ground. The chute broke apart almost as soon as it hit the tree line and let him crumble to the ground as he groaned at the faulty equipment.
His tax dollars at work as he let out a groan as he sat at the base of some kind of giant tree before noticing that one of his feet was still dead to the world. And two his dick was hard as steel.
