"I knew it!"
Gregory was holding a cup of tea, poured by his own hands, while Minerva and Petunia sat across from him in the sitting room in his townhouse. He didn't go in for servants, it seemed, despite his wealth. His grin was broad and his eyes were fierce.
"I take it you've had reason to suspect something odd was afoot?" Minerva asked, trying to stay quite casual as she sipped the tea. It was a good leaf, even if he hadn't let it steep long enough.
"You could say that," Gregory said, his brow furrowing as he leaned back. He was looking somewhere very distant. "You'd hear rumors, we heard a lot of them through the Frenchies especially. Rumors about people being sent out on hush hush trench raids that never actually went over the top - they just vanished in the night, didn't come back. People seeing things moving out in No Man's Land, things that shouldn't have been there. And if you ever asked too much, you'd be taken off the line for a bit, then come back and..." He shook his head. "Well, I noticed enough to keep my own mouth shut about all that was going on. I was the best shotgunner and some days..."
"Shotgunner?" Minerva asked, while Petunia perked up. It seemed telling war stories wasn't one of his favorite pastimes with Petunia. Gregory seemed to come back to himself. He shook his head, harrumphed, then sat up a bit.
"Most of us, see, we brought the shotguns from home. It turns out they suited trench-fighting so well that the brass let us keep them. I used mine to knock grenades out of the air before they got into the trench, you know?" Gregory said, chuckling. "The Huns hated us."
"How?" Minerva asked.
"Oh, it was unsporting criminal behavior, toting a shotgun."
Minerva's nose furrowed and her brow scrunched up, while Petunia put what she was thinking in a shocked: "But...but...you were...they were gassing people!"
"Seemed a bit funny at the time, but to be honest, looking back, I can't quite see the humor anymore," Gregory said, leaning back in his seat, his distant expression growing yet more distant. "Still...I never really saw what everyone else was talking about except for
one
time." He nodded slowly. "It was right after the Germans sent up a starflare, the kind that...lights up the night for miles and miles. I was taking a peek over the trench with a periscope at that moment, and it damn near dazzled my eyes blind...but...I kept watching and through the tears I saw...some...thing. I swear it was a man, but no man ever walked like a spider. And no man ever wore three uniforms at once. It was as if...the dead out there had decided to get up and start moving. I...I was going to call out, to say something, but I blinked and it was gone..." Gregory lapsed into quiet, leaning back into his seat as he did so. The comfortable chair made a soft creak in the stillness of the room.
"Well, you were right. You did see something." Minerva thought back on her reading. "It sounds like a multiform manservant, possibly conjured for some midnight operations - I something about anti-runic mines and..." Her face paled at Gregory's look. "T-The bodies...would return to normal after...the...spell..."
"Jesus Christ!" Gregory said. Petunia also looked horrified.
"I didn't say it was a good thing!" Minerva exclaimed, defensively.
"I can see why you wizards have been keeping things hidden so long!" Petunia said.
"You'd think, but I'm afraid the reason is a bit more self serving than mere self defense," Minerva said. "They're just more aristocracy, it's all greed."
"I can believe that," Gregory said, sighing. "I have a feeling I won't much like American wizards any better." His frown was intent. "Might like them even less."
Minerva sighed.
"Considering there are wizards who want to find every Jew they can and...well, yes, I am afraid there must be," she said. "W-When I first learned that this world existed, this magical underground, it seemed so promising and frightening. But every step deeper is just into the same awful muck that the normal world is made of. They're just better at it, in some ways. More efficient." She made a face. "But there's hope."
"You mean the Reds?" Gregory asked.
"Us," Minerva said, lifting her chin, her eyes fierce.
Gregory regarded her. His dark fingers drummed on his thigh. Then his smile flashed, startlingly bright considering his grim, reserved expression for most of this conversation.
"I've put my life on the line for thinner chances before. I'm in. Whatever you're planning, you have my back."
Minerva nodded. "For now, I just want to get Petunia somewhere safe, where she doesn't have to starve and work herself to the bone."
"I don't-" Petunia said.
"Agreed," Gregory said.
"Gregory!"
"In fact, I'll go one step further," Gregory said. "I say my main ask for signing up in this gig is that you bundle Petunia off."
Petunia scowled. "I was already agreed to this, but now-" She started.
"Actually, I was thinking we could take you both," Minerva said, smiling wryly. "I wouldn't want to separate such passionate lovers."
Petunia's face went very red. Gregory harrumphed, then tugged at his collar. "I, uh...I did not know Petunia had...told you..." He said, quietly.
"I may have arrived at her apartment at a poor time," Minerva said, a bit apologetically. "I'm not angry or anything."
"Oh well, good for that," Petunia muttered, her cheeks going even redder.
"You seem like a fine gentleman, and Petunia needs someone in her life!" Minerva flushed. "I've found out how focusing and...and...grounding it can be, to have someone you care for." Her hand went to her chest, her mind drifting to Kat, to the swirling maelstrom that the world had become. Her stomach knotted at the thought of Kat alone against that. She nodded slowly.
"I can't wait to meet the lucky man," Gregory said.
Petunia, somehow, managed to choke on air.
"But that does lead to the question, how are we supposed to pass in this secret world?" Gregory asked. "I would stand out, at the very least."
Minerva considered. Then she snapped her fingers. "Ah! Aha! I know! You can pretend to be an American wizard, visiting the school. Distant friends of the..." She thought. "Of...yes! Of the Sidereal family! Selene Lunachild Sidereal was born to her father's shade, who died in the war, you can pretend to be an American wizard who joined the army and fought along his side! That's not even particularly impossible, and wizards love to pretend to be above mundane prejudices. And Selene would love to play along with it, I'm sure!"
Gregory frowned. "Won't I need to cast magical spells?"
"Not if you're on vacation!" Minerva said, warmly. "Spellcasting is tiring. Wizards often leave it to their servants. Like, say, the fae in Underfae Upon BrocΓ©liande!" She beamed. "And even better, wizards are rich. You're rich."
"Don't they use ust magical money?" Petunia asked.
"Of course not, that'd be absurd," Minerva said. "They buy things in mundane shops all the time, imagine having to carry some...some...special coinage that you could never leave around or hand out."
Petunia looked a little put out.
"What if they check? I'd like to be able to at least fake it," Gregory said, standing up, stretching as he did so. "Maybe have a fake, uh, that's that there?" He pointed at Minerva's wand. She took hers out, unfolding it and showing it to him with a smile.
"One of my friends has one with knuckles," she said, her voice soft. "But, very well, uh here." She handed the wand to him. "You point it like thus and, well, most wizards cast with magical words. Of course, you won't have anything happen but..." She frowned. "I suppose if you're good at fast talking and a spot of prestidigitation?"
"Point at a chair and kick it," Gregory said, his lips twitching upwards. "My uncle was a card shark, I know the basics."
Minerva nodded. "Well, then, we'll stick to
Kemb Carrien Selda -
that will change the motion of a chair. Bring it towards you, move it away. You...no, no, you have to hold it thus." She took hold of Gregroy's hands, positioning him. "Then say the words forcefully. Now, this won't do anything, as you're a mundane...so, be ready."
He nodded, his face serious. "
Kemb Carry-On Selda
." His wand flicked and he kicked the chair in a hurry. It was a bit of a muddle and...he had kind of flubbed the middle word. Minerva shook her head.
"No, uh, you ended up making a gesture more like this, angle the wand more," she said. "And it's
Carrien