Well, once again my servo was in the shop and I'd have to depend upon public transportation to go visit the museum that day. Those damn Japanese just don't build them like they used to, it seems these days if you don't buy Bulgarian or Iraqi you're just buying junk. I mean hell, my Nissa-Toyota has been in the shop six times this year. What I wouldn't have given for a hover bike then, and to think they said Dell-Packard was nuts producing a laptop hover bike.
Anyway, I was forced to hoof it down to the Metro on foot, actually needing to walk between the escalating sidewalks and cross walk spring leaps. It was an interesting walk though, I saw a woman in a Volvo Cruiser pulled over by two policemen. Two human policemen, not something you see everyday, so this had to be a special case. The best I could tell she had somehow fooled the inebriation override and had been driving on manual. Unfortunately she was driving manually on the center island so the police pulled her over. Well, as Volvo Cruiser drivers are likely to do, she was creating a major scene, resisting the officers until they threw her over the hood of the car and switched on the mango-locks. After that she quieted down so I headed on toward the Metro.
On my way I noticed some discarded prophylactic bottles and reminded my self to grab a Dasani Prophy V on my way. The ride would take a while, so I figured I might as well take the sex car. Yeah, I'm a little gray on the top and broadening in the middle, but you can always count on running into a few women needing some daddy or granddaddy loving. The Dasani would give me prophylactic protection for a full three days and the V will give the old cock a bit of the blue pill boost it needs sometimes. The Dasani would also keep my hydrated after this walk.
I quickly spring-leapt across the street and headed in the long tunnel down to the Metro, passing several shops on the way. For a quick gauge on the reaction of my personal gear, I paused in front of a Sex Shoppe and looked over the wares. They had several holographic porn flicks playing and I quickly tuned into a Jupiterian special. Talk about your wild porn. Now there are no indigenous species from Jupiter, but the humans who have lived their lives there are called Jupiterians. Anyway, they have been so used to supporting their sexual organs and breasts from the incredible gravity that when they come here to film the porn in the relative low gravity of earth they become almost superhuman.
