Here we are, gentlemen. Sooner or later, it had to happened, and it has happened. Here we are. The first mutiny in space.
I know, you were looking for the track of the route you have followed to go to the planet we had found and back. Well, stop searching: you will never find it. All the data in the memory of the navigation system of the ship has been cancelled by a time-delayed virus. Yes, we did it, and we had worked hard and fast, to delete those data at the right moment, without damaging the rest of the navigation software . We wanted you to come home, since you wanted it: we have nothing personal against you. But to give you the way to come back here and get us, no thanks. I'm sure you understand.
So, the question is: WHY we did it? Why we remained here? why we had cancelled the data you can use to come back here? Why we have chosen to "mutiny", to separate from Mankind, Civilization and all the rest?
At this point I could start saying something about freedom, "when in the course of the human events" and everything, but I will spare you that. Nothing so noble and highbrow. You know why we did what we did.
Frankly speaking, we don't know why you didn't.
Yes, we understand who among you has kids and a wife, and we understand you too, commander. You had the ship to care of. Responsibility, sense of duty... But ALL the rest?
Yes, we had found a planet who fits for colonization. Breathable atmosphere, optimal average temperature, liquid water and all the rest. A nice planet. TOO nice.
Too nice to let the mankind ruin it.
Yes, as spacemen, we had just to acquired colonizable planets, that is, to verify if the planets who looked like "colonizable" are REALLY so. We don't have to think at what will happen to this planet when the rest of us human will arrive there as a swarm, to turn them in something more "terrestrial". I know, I know. We are paid for that.
But that planet was ALREADY terrestrial. Just like the earth. Not like Mars after the cure or other Terraformed place: like THE EARTH. The Earth as it was many, many centuries ago, wild, but clean. Blue skies as you don't find anymore, on the Earth... Or thereabout...
So we have decided to save that planet. Save it for us. And no one else. Only for us.
It was not what Spacemen are supposed to do? What Spacemen should have had to do? Well, we had stopped being Spacemen. Simple as that.
Oh, yes, captain, you maybe remember where we get out of the hyperspace, at what hub, in what sector we went... But that's not enough, and you know that. There is not a prairie, out there. It's full of anomalies, gravitational, magnetic, you name them... Without some cybermap, the support of a computerized memory, you could pass the rest of your life, fathoming the sector where we are, and never find us anyway. Forget it. Live your life. Told without bad feelings. You are a good chap.
Yes, you know the reason why we had decided to shut the door between us and the Civilization and to throw away the key... You have TASTED it. Ain't it?
Females. Humanoid females. Wonderful humanoid females.
Yes, you can find humanoid females in many other places, all more or less "available", we know... But here, on this planet, there are almost ONLY females.
And how nice, gorgeous they are...
What could become such a planet, if the civilization would reach it? A big whorehouse, likely, ain't it?
Well, let it be OUR whorehouse, if any, right? We deserved it.
We, the spacemen, the "poor beggars in red" of the outer space. Just to make an educated quote.
When we landed and had our first encounter with the locals, I did not believe to my eyes. We know that there were living beings, the sensors had acquired them from the space. But we did not expect THAT KIND of living beings. They could be monsters, giant lobsters running on the ground, even amoebas floating in the air, whatever weird things you can imagine. We have seen many of them, the more you serve in the Spacemen, the more you see "weird" things alike. We all were ready to shoot like hell to anything that could make a false move...
And then... we found ourselves as if we were at a resort's beach. Scarcely clad females everywhere. Very scarcely clad. And smiling!
The strange thing was, they were not scared of us. As if they were quite used to see people in space scafander popping out on their planet.
And as we were going to know, this was quite right.
And as we were going to know, this was quite right.
Once it was clear that nobody had to shoot at someone, the next step was to find a common language (literally). And since a picture is worth a thousand words, they used some pictures of humanoid with something on their head that could only be a space helmet. And all these humanoids, as we could see, were males. Let's say it was the most stressed detail. Ain't it, captain?
So they had understood quickly that we were not Gods. Just another load of males from space. And they were quite happy about it...
So they had understood quickly that we were not Gods. Just another load of males from space. And they were quite happy of it...
At that point, how to say, words were redundant. They just seized us, mostly two for each one of us, always smiling, and then... oh, then...
That is, not immediately "then"... They organized some rough and ready welcome committee. The "queen" of them (a "queen", of course), or something like that, came and meet us. She was quite older than the rest, with something familiar. In fact, she was the one most similar to us. among all those humanoid chicks. They were not exactly all of a kind. Clearly, many, if not all of those past roamers or maybe castaways of the stars had left a sign of their passage on that world... And she likely was the offspring of someone very close to us.
She even knew some words of different terrestrial language, in a quite old version. So she made a short address to us. Something like "welcome, have a good time and don't rock the boat too much". I don't know what could happen if we rocked the boat too much, but she went away before before I could ask. And the two girls who had chosen me were coming in again... so I postponed the elaboration of that issue...
Even if I wanted to elaborate it, I would have no time for that. Those two alien galls were definitely going for it. They were nice, though not exactly terrestrial, and with no inhibition whatsoever, if not exactly clever (for lack of experience, I presume). When they undressed me (they WERE virtually undressed), and saw my own manliness ready for action already, they did not think twice and started to kiss it and lick it, one for each side...
I can speak openly, right? We are among gentlemen, grown up people... And I guess that even you have experienced something alike, captain... Right? Don't say a word: a gentleman enjoys and keeps mum...
In a nutshell, all those gall were hungry from a long way back, and they filled up at our expenses (no complaints on my behalf, of course). I guess they were quite used to masturbation and Sapphic love (roughly speaking: lesbian practices) but the good old "normal" sex has always its attraction... besides the continuation of the species, I mean...
And I swear to God, they LOVED it. Both of them. I mean, they loved "it", the dick. They loved to get it, to make it empty inside of them... They got it two times each, and if they had their way, likely they would have not stopped there... But I was not made with steel, you know...
However, when the dust subsided (you know what I mean: "after"), I took advantage of the "good relations" I had established with them for a first inquiry about the local situation. I showed my dick and asked the gall (not without difficulty) how many of "that" there were in the area. I meant: how many males. When they got the message, they laughed. The males they know were four, plus one who was too old to do something yet.
Four males for all those mares. Got the picture? With those numbers, there was no room for a competition between females to get a male for a lifetime. A male could have all the female he wished, at any time, day and night. Why bind himself just to one of them,? The only solution was the shared property...
Always with some communication problems, I managed to ask the girl, why there was such a disbalance. They didn't know. And they didn't know even since when the things were going on that way. It was so forever, most likely, all along, since the beginning of times. So goes the life, get over it.
We went to the "queen" and ask for a meeting with her. She was the only one who could somehow speak with us. And we had questions for her. So many humanoids of different kinds (very different kinds) in the same planets were a riddle: did they all evolve there? And if not, how they came there?
She explained that since immemorial times, people from the space had visited her planet, more or less voluntarily: someone simply crashed on it with his spaceship, survived, but obviously, never came back. Maybe she too was the heir of a human castaway. That was why she knew some of our languages, more or less.