Memoirs of Kitty Siam - Herding Cats.
As the leader of the group knelt and prayed before me, the other members of the group did the same and within seconds their chants synchronized and became a soothing rhythm. I respectfully padded past each of the naked praying humans and from time to time I would stop and take a sniff at them. The smallest and I presumed the youngest of the girls broke out into a giggle when my whiskers brushed softly against her cheek. An older girl that appeared to be her sibling quickly ordered the giggler back into prayer and she immediately obeyed. I gave the young girl a soft approving tap on the shoulder with my paw before moving past her to the next girl.
I felt like I was a commanding officer inspecting my troops as I moved past each of the prostrate humans. I had been on the other side of such inspections many times back at the academy on Udon. Of course I did not take names or put the locals on report for uniform violations, but I did come across several things that made my little kitty take note. As I passed by the men with their heads pressed to their hands, I was able to take a good look at a few very nice dangly bits between their legs. Considering my observation, it was expected that the Alpha male of the group would have the most impressive physique and sexual equipment and I was not disappointed. He was truly built like a Greek god above and below the waist with a skin tone that would be normally seen on the sub continent of Asia. Some of his crew was almost as equally impressive, but then there is a bit of a difference between impressive and massive.
I gave all of the males a bit of an extra look over while I knew that they were not looking at me. I gave the females a good looking over as I was beginning to see them as my competition for the attention of these gorgeous male specimens. The females were considerably shorter than the males, and while on the petite side, I could see that they had great muscle tone which at this point is surmised was from work in the fields and or other such labor intensive occupations. I was hoping that I would get the chance to see how and where these people lived.
My musings and inspection came to an end as I padded up to the still praying Alpha. In feline form I had no words for him other than a soft approving mew. With just the slightest sound from me he looked up from his praying position and we met face to face. I could not help myself as I looked over his handsome features; I so wanted to kiss him but the best I could manage in my present form was to press my nose against his then playfully lick his cheek several times.
It seemed as my attention turned to the Alpha male, the rest of the group stopped chanting and turned their attention to me and their leader. My licking their leader's face brought a round of giggles from the women. I was waiting for the Alpha to verbally silence them or backhand me, but instead his lips emitted a soft chuckle. To me this was an indication that he probably led his people through wisdom and personality instead of forcing his will upon them as an authoritarian leader would. I was beginning to believe that my initial assessment of the males being soldiers my have been in error given the behavior that I was observing up close and personal. I had had enough exposure to soldiers and military types since I left Osaka Eugenics that I would be content if these men were nothing more than simple farmers, foragers or fishermen.
After I got my licks in so to speak I backed off and moved away from the humans to let them get back to their washing and preening. I moved under a large shade-providing tree away from the water's edge and it seemed that the humans took that as a sign that they could get up and they did. The women wrapped themselves in soft silky sarongs that covered from their hips to their knees while everything from the waist on up was left bare. The men dressed as well and donned a silk wrap similar to the sarongs that the women wore. The garments that the men word covered them as well from the waist down but covered a bit less than the women's garments did. I suppose the shorter length was to allow the men more mobility while they went about their occupations.
The bathers went about packing up their belongings as I made myself comfortable. From time to time I would catch the members of the group looking at me, until the leader spoke up and addressed the women of the group. At this point three of the younger women came toward me and took a kneeling positions in a circle around me. If I could I would have laughed out loud as I had this image in my mind of the three of them giving me a flea bath then taking me home and asking their village elders if they could keep me. Instead of the dreaded flea bath, the women produced brushes from the simple cloth handbags that they carried and began to thoroughly brush my fur. They started brushing in long strokes from my head to my tail, each taking a turn then allowing the next woman to take a stroke with her brush. I have to admit that I had never had such papering like this, nor had my fur ever been brushed. I was beginning to think that I might just forget about the problems of the galaxy and move in with these people and stay a cat forever.
I think that the women enjoyed brushing me as much as I enjoyed the attention. What also got a lot of attention was the solid gold collar that I was wearing. It was said in ancient times that women are attracted to shiny objects and that theory was more or less proven with these three. They talked amongst themselves as they brushed me and from time to time the UT would pick up a word or two now and then and it seemed that the gold collar was the main topic of conversation.
After the brushing and the gathering up of belongings had finished the group gathered under my tree and began walking toward the path that I had followed earlier. As they walked the members of the group kept looking back at me as if expecting me to follow. Some made gestures with their hands that I took as a signal to join them, and so I did.