2 Sheriffs see red
head-lights burning bright ahead
to stop Flight 52 (haiku)
Flight-ladies served him
absinthes, a 'London Times,' and
gushing flirtation (haiku)
Airport now a news battle-ground:
Blue Boss Captains:
"The plane just vanished," stuttered one, before turning away, causing a great clash of ornate metals (given out for things like this: hit 7 out of 10 junkie-replica targets complete with needle-marks and dangerous Satanic tattoos. anyway, hits were made from a vast 25 feet away over highly uneven ground.)
(Authority Figure: speaking candidly with a friend; soak up their wisdom.): "Most importantly, for his future with this G.O.P. Ghost Squad: He didn't get all hippie and "ethical;" "Matter of fact, he asked me why we don't just cleanse America of all these crazy, evil, drooling, diseased, sissy, junky millions. He meant that we should completely, not just mostly, free America of "the junkies," "the pot-devils," "the E-hetero-converters!" I mean, do you want your son to invite Satan in as cannabis smoke and be turned over to these others, to lose an arm that way just after passing the bar{though a few special gems could turn that into an idealistic war wound- lost it inside an enemy tank after cutting the gunner's head off(no choice,) only to find there's a little kid shooting a 9mm from his crib... But even with that(let's do that,) young Master Moliere must be kept safe from all those E-freaks and you need to send to send his mom to the Bahamas, and then batter that sweetness and sensitivity and batter all the rest of that Artsyness and theatric Demonology right out of him.... or he'll end up practicing faggot Divorce and Child Custody Law in San Francisco wearing lip-stick and a black silk cocktail-dress to court going by the name of "Molly" followed by your surname and the press. So, we ought to talk some more to that kid. Of course, I had to tell him that in Congress right now, even though there's a lot of support for such a purification, we just don't have the votes right now."
"By the time we even established communication with this obscure country airport, the flight carrying the suspects including the murderously psychotic but also dangerously likeable former Harvard professor had gained the sky, and was way beyond our firing range. And then the Air Force went after them, and somehow managed to annihilate 2 of our own planes and four of our own airmen, and that's not even the worst of it. Some lunatic pilot strafed a local spiritual-commune, bio-genetics institute, and wolf-reserve, blew up gates and the security staff, and so countless radical new-agers(about half being medical doctors with valid prescription pads, good lawyers, who've turned away from Billy Graham and Jesus to drink the profoundly physically-regenerative and inspiringly psychedelic Iboga bark-tea due to which many of these geezers have strength and agility exceeding the local young men, and many have simply forgotten(or insanely now reject,) the Holy Trinity of Property, Hierarchy, and Goebbels(he taught us so very much.)
Getting to the details, the wolves also escaped their sanctuary and are wandering these local regions, and now wolves are invading the suburbs of Cleveland... there's even talk that some of these wolves have black magic, can walk like men, and shoot flaming-arrows with length and accuracy scarcely to be believed. Wives tales, probably. But Lt. Chuck Hutt and Congressman Jim Napoleon really are dead; that's fact, and a whole mess of witnesses say it was Werewolves shooting flaming arrows. Culture of lower-middle class poverty, you know. Poor devils, but we'll look into it. Now, we just want you to know that no policeman or (sneer) policewoman in this city of Megatropolis, Utah, will sleep more than 3 hours a day, take a coffee-break, take a vacation, go to red lobster, or participate in any recreational activities until law and order are re-restored in this great city of Megatropolis. We police have unanimously and enthusiastically decided on these brave sacrifices because we want to show you that Newsweek got it wrong last year, and that Richard Huntley II's city of Megatropolis is the strongest, most effective, and, yes, the most humane police department in this great United States."