Year 2183 of the Third Empire
Morndas, the first day of Morning Star
About 10am
The incessant banging reverberated around my head and I thought, as my brain slowly kicked into gear, that it was simply the start of one hell of a hangover. From somewhere deep within I groaned, instantly smelling the gods only knew what on my breath. Definitely the remnants of whatever I was drinking the night before. And certain other tastes, pleasurable at the time, did not produce pleasant morning breath.
The banging didn't stop, and as my ears started to work, I think someone was shouting my name. I groaned again, and would have sat up, except I had one body to my left, one body to my right. Both appeared feminine, and the fact I could see the skin of their backs suggested they were naked. So it must have been rather good night. Shame I couldn't remember much of it. One appeared to be a redhead, standard, considering I adored redheads, the other a brunette, again standard, because I loved them too.
Whoever was banging on the door was insistent so I finally found my voice, shouting, "What?"
"Captain, you'd better get your arse into gear, er, respectfully, sir. You're meant to be facing the Admiralty Board in less than an hour."
Shit, I'd forgotten all about that the night before. All I remember is a tavern, music, plenty of booze and a lot of women. I looked at the two women again and wondered if they were whores or not. Knowing my track record, they probably were. "What times it, Moreau?"
"A little after ten am, sir. You'd better get dressed and out here in a hurry."
"Give me ten minutes."
Managing to crawl over the brunette, I fell off the bed with a thud onto the wooden floor, neither woman even slightly stirring. Crawling to the nearby chest of drawers, I grabbed the pewter jug and poured what I hoped for and soon saw was water, gulping down the glass before simply drinking from the jug itself., even pouring a little over my head. Leaning back against the drawers, I took a few deep breaths, wondering if I needed to vomit. If I did, I'd rather not be wearing my uniform.
The urge vanished and I somehow got to my feet, the room immediately starting to spin. Grabbing the drawers for stability, I again let that feeling of needing to vomit pass before I began the search for my clothes. I found my coat on a chair, my cream coloured trousers and underwear on the floor, my shirt underneath the brunette. I gave her arse a gentle slap so she'd move, rolling onto her side as she looked at me with bloodshot eyes. "Well, how are we this morning?" she asked softly, her accent not of the city we were currently in.
"Hungover and going to be late for my meeting."
My white shirt was creased to hell but there was little I could do about that now, nearly falling over as I put on my underwear, while my trousers were also creased, thankful there were no stains. The dark blue overcoat was underneath my jacket, throwing that on first, leaving my jacket for last as I searched for my boots. Finding those under my bed, my dark blue socks were currently inside one of them. I didn't try the sniff test as I my stomach still felt unsettled, just rolling those on before sliding my feet into the comfortable leather, the top of the boot stopping just below the knee.
"Who are you?" the brunette asked.
"You don't know?"
"You never told us your name."
"Captain John Shepard. Imperial Navy. Commander of the
Expedition
. Which must be a subtle joke, considering we never go further than the reef."
I heard the gasp. "I've heard of you. You're a hero. The Battle of the Five Apostles. What the hell were you doing in that tavern?" the redhead wondered.
"Some say I am one. As for your question, I was there for a good time," I replied, throwing on my coat, two lines of gold buttons to do up. Looking around for my hat, I continued, "But what I am now is very late, and from what I've been told, I might actually have a new assignment than just a dull patrol of the coastline."
Finding my hat on the other side of the bed, where the redhead was now starting to stir, I managed to find a mirror to see what I looked like. Definitely hungover, my eyes bloodshot to hell. I needed a shave, running hand down my stubbled cheek and chin, but there was nothing I could do about that now. I checked my breath and pulled a face in the mirror.
Before I was about to walk out the door, the brunette cleared her throat. "For services rendered, Captain."
"I wasn't sure, and didn't want to presume nor offend," I said, finding my coin purse in my pocket a little lighter than the night before, "How much?"
"For Triss and I, let's call it two gold coins apiece. I'm sure a captain of the Imperial Navy can afford that price." I placed four coins on the drawer, and was ready to leave again when she cleared her throat again.
"No goodbye kiss, Captain Shepard?"
"Some girls do, some don't."
"We did a lot of that and plenty of other things last night, Captain, some of which you definitely used your mouth for." If she was expecting a blush, she wasn't going to get one, because I'm sure I did exactly what she was insinuating. "I'm sure we'd both like a kiss goodbye. And maybe you could visit us again sometime."
"Make an impression?"
"Better than most, that's for sure. You might be in the bad part of town but you were still, most definitely, a gentleman last night."