Chapter 8 - Virginity's Bane, the Warlock Catacombs
When I got to Monika's place, she came to the door completely naked. I looked her over, creamy white-pink flesh, with orange hair and pubic hair and strikingly blue eyes. She looked sleepy, and I wondered if I should mention it.
"Hey, by the way," I said. "Where are your clothes?" Monika looked down as if she did not even realize it, and looked back to a pile of clothes over in the kitchen, then panicked, covering her crotch and breasts while running off inside, but did not get far. Her foot tripped and she fell forward onto the floor into the pile of clothes, ass up and pussy open to that white-pink flesh with orange garnish. I licked my lips and almost went in tongue-first, but knew she could not orgasm from it, so it only made me mad.
"Are you ok?" I asked, coming up, also tripping on the same spot, and falling as my robes rode up for some strange curse reason and my cock landed in the groove of her ass pointing hard to her back. "Oh, fuck. Moni, I need to."
"It's ok," she said, looking back. "It's ok if it's you."
I grabbed her hips and started stroking my cock by squishing her ass cheeks together, blowing a load on her creamy back after a few minutes. She did a quick purification and turned over blushed red as my cock shrunk away.
"I wish you could just bury that thing in me," she said, and I felt myself spring back up on that horny blushed face looking away embarrassed. I stepped up and put the tip of my cock to her lips. She looked up with a fearful sort of look that made me throb harder. Her lips were by far the most red of her body, and I watched them spread over my cock as it slipped inside, holding eye contact with me while it happened.
"It feels really good in your throat, Moni," I said. She mumbled something as if she forgot that my dick was in her mouth, and I burst out laughing. I fucked her mouth as she looked up at me as much as she could. Sometimes she would close her eyes and just enjoy herself, and I could pull out a bit so she could use her tongue more, but once it was time, I buried it in the back of her throat and spilled cum deeper. Should would taste it on the way out anyway.
"You ok?" I asked, after pulling it out. Her lips went back around the foreskin head, and the tongue danced in the small pocket of flesh in the front to clean it out for a taste. "Damn, that feels kinda good."
"I'm glad," she said. "Sorry I was naked when you stopped by. I think my clothes ripped off, but I was too sleepy to realize. That stuff has been happening a lot lately, but I stop noticing after a while. The last party I went with ended up with me being tied up in a tree with my pussy hanging out. I watched my own friends finger and suck on my pussy instead of untying me. I think I'm done adventuring."
"That's a story I would like to hear later," I said, imagining how she was strung up that made the definitely male party members that horny. "But first, could you get me to a bishop with some authority? There is something bad coming, and the archmage council already ignored us."
"Yes!" Monika burst out. "I can help with that!"
She led me to the innermost temple where most spiritual matters took place. It was a shared space for all faiths, even those who functioned with blood and sex. All participants were willing, and the spaces were kept as tidy as possible, but the occasional sex sacrifice reverberated in the halls during mass, and was enjoyed by many who chose to worship quietly.
Monika's contact was the bishop of the shared temple, wearing his fancy golden and white robes with triangular markings of the holy faith that Monika belonged to. She bowed, but I decided to ignore the pleasantries and explained what Erwald warned about.
"Yes, that does seem like a burden," Alvin the bishop said. "But it is within the eye of our lady saint. She already knows and protects us."
"Right," I said. "That thing is gigantic, and it's going to eat our world, and you're saying some lady saint will take care of it?"
"Do you doubt her power?" Alvin asked. "It is the very reason why we are still alive. Every warmth of golden light is our lady's grace, and she will protect us." I sighed in defeat. I wasn't sure what I expected from the holy side of things, but maybe a bit more understanding of the danger. They were just like the archmages.
"Oh, and another matter," I said, remembering Monika's curse. "This is my priest friend, Monika. I believe a warlock put a devious curse upon her that causes her to have accidents of sexual nature."
"Ah, I know of it," Alvin said. "But it should be simple enough to purge with her own magic. Monika, did you not learn to purge?"
"I-- I wanted to," she said. "But I could not afford it when I was getting schooling. Then the person who taught me stuff died, and I was scared to go learn it from another person."
"Part of the problem is the sexual situations, but the main issue is her inability to put stuff inside both the pussy and the asshole," I said, as both Monika and Alvin recoiled at the explicit mention. "What?"
"It is a sin to speak of such things," Monika said. "Purify!" Gold light bathed the area as her clothes tore again and fell, leaving her naked, with the staff in her hand. She quickly reacted to hide her pussy behind the staff, but slipped and rode the studded pole down to the floor as it slid through her lips, stopping on the triangle symbol on top only spreading her over the triangle tip. Monika blushed full red and slid herself off the golden rod, leaving a drip line until she stepped away to put her clothes back on.
"You can see what I mean," I said. "This isn't normal. Can you please purge her curse?"
"I may need to refer you to a warlock," Alvin said. "While the sexual encounters curse is so common any young warlock knows it, the one you mentioned which limits penetration, is actually set there by the church of our lady saint."
"What?" I asked. "Moni told me that your god does not care if her followers have sex."
"The church does," Alvin said. I felt anger boil in my blood. I grabbed the holy man by his collar and held an arcane dagger to his throat.
"Are you saying that you're the fuckers that made this beautiful woman not be able to orgasm? Not to be able to lose her virginity?"
"Szymon!" Monika burst out, reaching to pull on his arms.
"And why now all of a sudden?" I asked. "She'd been able to at least get off at home, and suddenly she was prevented."
"Ah, then I must apologize for the curse not operating before," Alvin said."She should not have been able to penetrate herself or orgasm by use of the womb as soon as she started serving our god. The warlock who put the prank curse on her must have triggered it to activate instead."
"Stop, Szymon!" Monika said, trying to grab the arcane dagger, but instead slicing her fingers off. Before the blood even started coming out, she chanted a heal and the fingers jumped back onto her hand. "Wow, that's sharp."
"It's pure magic," I said. "And it's going right through your neck unless you purge the curses right now."
"Threats only make sense when you mean it," Alvin said, saying the exactly wrong thing in the situation. I sank the arcane blade into his neck, as blood gushed from the wound. Monika reacted instinctively, healing his cut.
"Sorry!" She said, then called forth a ball of light and smacked Alvin across the face with it.