This story contains a woman transforming in response to things she is reading and characters she likes. As a result, it is a little absurd.
If that is something you object to, I would suggest reading something else.
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"Oh, Ava, don't let me forget to give you that stuff from the sales."
They had been talking for an hour over lunch with no mention of what said stuff was, but it was a phrase Ava's yard sale loving grandmother uttered nearly every time they met. It could mean she had any number of things for her grad student granddaughter, from clothes to kitchenware. One time it had been a couch. She pursed her lips while getting up. What was it this time?
It was both hot and humid outside. So much so that the air was nearly a blast of steam when she pushed the door open. Her clothes started to stick to her almost at once, highlighting the edges of her bra through her shirt. A guy walking with his girlfriend on the sidewalk happened to glance over and kept staring until they had passed the diner. Ava rolled her eyes. After getting that reaction for close to twelve years, it was only mildly irritating anymore.
While such gawking happened year round, summers were the worst. They made it impossible for her to disguise a body most would consider a sexual fantasy. Even with loose capri pants and a baggy extra large shirt, her ample butt and massive boobs would not be hidden. That she was also quite tall and her bronze skin tone was obviously not just a tan only seemed to add to how she magnetically held gazes. People looked at her with this mix of awe, pity, and fear which just got exhausting to deal with after a while.
Her grandmother bustled past her and moved towards her old Forester. She opened the trunk to reveal her spoils in a battle of savings. This time, it was another box of paperback books. The third in six weeks. Even though Ava picked out quite a few titles already on her shelves and a couple more that she hated, she swallowed her sigh and smiled as she pulled the box out. There was part of her who loved the deliveries that accompanied a visit, after all who turned down free books? However, her grandmother's habit of just buying the whole box for a couple dollars was starting to get frustrating.
Ava dreaded digging through what was probably another twenty books she did not need to maybe find volumes she was missing from a series or to discover a new story that she enjoyed as much as something on AO3. Even the used bookstore was starting give her grief about bringing in yet another set of Game of Thrones or Lord of the Rings books for credit and it was not like the university library needed any more copies either.
Once she got it out of the car, the box was heavier than she expected. That was another thing she liked about fan-fiction, it only weighed as much as her tablet. Shift her grip to get under it a bit more, the corner of the box, like clockwork, jabbed her in the boob. No matter what she did, they always seemed to be in the way like that. It had been an issue ever since high school.
"Thanks, Gram," she said, trying to keep annoyance out of her voice. She popped the trunk of her Civic and dropped the books in.
"I just want you to know that I'm always thinking of you," her grandmother said, leaning against her car. "I know your life kind of derailed, but..." she continued on, retreading how puberty had been so unkind as to ruin Ava's chances of being a professional athlete.
Try as she might to steer the conversation in another direction or to get out of it, Ava's grandmother continued her greatest hits set list. All of which boiled down to the fact that she wanted great-grand-kids and did not understand how a woman as sexy as Ava was could not land herself a man.
"If I had been half as curvy as you were in high school-"
"You probably wouldn't have married Pappi and we wouldn't be having this conversation." Ava said it harsher than she intended, but it was hot and they had been standing in the sun for nearly twenty minutes. She might as well be standing there in her underwear from how tight her clothes were sticking to her. Being a little irritated felt justified.
The older woman's face flickered through several reactions and settled on hurt as she pulled herself up to her full height. "That was not called for..."
"It wasn't? Gram, we're standing in the parking lot of Friendly's while you essentially bemoan that I've not dropped everything in my life to pop out a kid yet. This is not the first time we've had this conversation. We've been over this. Multiple times."
"You're right, chica...I'm sorry."
"It's...it's okay. I get where you're all coming from, Mom gives me the same grief, but I need to live my life okay?"
"It would've been so much easier if-"
"If a lot of things had been different, yes. Look, Gram, let's...let's talk about this next time, okay?"
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As she hauled the box up the stairs to her apartment, she could feel her bra slipping over her slick shoulders as her boobs bounced against the edge. Feeling her clothes literally falling off only escalated her stoked annoyance. Frustrated, she fumbled with the keys and dropped the box on her foot. She bit back a flurry of cursing as her mind flashed all the wonderful phrases her uncles had taught her. Instead she kicked the box into her living room and flopped back first onto her couch.
She eschewed the bra entirely at that point, throwing it in the direction of the hamper and letting her girls melt over her rib cage. She fumbled for the remote to turn on the A/C. The hum of the unit started up and she closed her eyes, enjoying a moment to calm down and cool off as the window unit's breeze wafted over her. When she finally felt like she was not being microwaved, she leaned over to look at what Gram had bought.
Propped up on one arm, she reached into the box and first pulled out another Drizzit omnibus and sighed to herself. Setting it aside, she grabbed another book and encountered a cover she had never seen before. She rolled onto her back as she took in the artwork.
A girl, or perhaps woman, with dark hair and light brown skin stood at the ready with a glowing rapier. She was wearing a white shirt with a high collar that was unbuttoned and folded down as well as a pair of tight pants tucked into boots that ended around her knees. She was lithe and small and all of the things Ava had not been since middle school.
At her left shoulder was a swarthy man with a square cut beard, wearing spike-covered pauldrons over a mail shirt while wielding a heavy looking hammer. He was built like a linebacker, but was not all that much taller than the main character. At her right was another fencer looking character wearing greaves and gauntlets over a similar outfit. It was not clear from the illustration if the character was a man or a woman. Behind the trio was a tall, willowy woman who looked like someone's idea of a Japanese elf with outfit that was one part Leoglas and one part traditional kimono. She held a staff in one hand and a jagged ball of ice in the other.
"Illusionist's Game, book one of the Brave Fencing Knights trilogy," she read aloud as her hand brushed the book's cover. As her finger traced the embossed length of the light sword, she felt a flutter at seeing a character that looked like her front and center on the cover of a fantasy novel. Granted, she was anything but petite now, but it was an odd thrill to see that the story was ostensibly about a woman of color.
"I wish I could go back to being built that way. Maybe then at least people would have conversations with me and not my tits." She laughed to herself and looked down at boobs that filled out her t-shirt even without the support of her 36E bra.
As she flipped the book over to read the blurb, the edge of the cover caught her finger at the joint. The quick slice did not draw blood but it did smart. She sucked on the paper cut while reading the back.
The premise sounded very YA. Rather ordinary girl turns out to be great at something, falls for a guy, and they go on a life affirming adventure. In this case, a contest of champions. Frustratingly they did not mention the other two characters on the cover at all.
"You are known, in great part, by the company you keep," she said, reading the large words at the bottom of the cover. "Sounds about right."
She put the book down on her chest and thought about getting up. She had a major paper due in a week, but the allure of a book she had never heard of, even one that was obviously aimed at a different age group, was too great to resist. She wiggled down to get comfortable and cracked the book open.