Author's Note:
This is Chapter 2 of Book 2 of the Love and Fortune series! If you're new, feel free to start at the beginning of Book 1, but know that Book 1 is mostly laidback sexytimes, without much of a gripping plot. If you'd rather start with the action, feel free to jump in at Chapter 13 (the start of Book 2, which is more about adventure and conflict).
This Chapter Contains:
a revisionist history of the Trojan War, jealous goddesses and their machinations, a celestial kidnapping, a call to a modern-day mythic quest, a
very serious
nudist community gathering, Chaos Magic, all the usual haremy indulgence, and a private flight with delicious perks. As always, you've been warned.
Chapter 14: The Call
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO
The city of Troy was burning.
The war, at stalemate for years on end, had turned suddenly in favor of the Greeks. The trick by which they'd earned their victory would no doubt go down in legend. The victors would write it into the annals of history: a masterstroke of subversive genius. It would be one of their greatest tales of war and strategy.
But in the moment? There was fire. There was death.
"You caused this."
Eris didn't turn at the accusatory voice. Her eyes remained fixed on the carnage, her dark hair and golden robes flapping in the scorching wind. It was a vision of pure destruction -- of discord writ large. And from high above, where she hovered, unseen by all who fought below, she could see it in all its blazing glory.
She shrugged, her lips curling into a small smirk. "And? Wars happen. Mortals bicker. With or without me, cities would burn."
"Without your golden apple, perhaps this one wouldn't have."
That made her laugh. She turned at last to her accuser, the lead in a lineup of Living Goddesses who hung in the ether nearby, their expressions set in varying states of anger and disappointment.
"Oh, come on," the Goddess of Discord said. "Are we still on about that?"
"Ask that to the men fighting below. To their wives and children. You've doomed many thousands. And for what?"
Great Cosmos eternal
, did Eris ever despise Artemis and her self-righteousness.
The Living Goddess of the Hunt wore the leathers and the bow of her vocation. Though her face was stone-hard, there was a softness to her voice that betrayed deep sorrow. That latter emotion stood out all the more in the dark-skinned deity on her right: Zawadi, Living Goddess of Love and Fortune, here all the way from the heart of Africa tonight. At her left, Parvati leaned further into the sternness Artemis showed, her own sharp gaze even more disapproving.
"So many of us have been turned against one another in the years of this war," Artemis said. "Living and mortal alike. Our champions and followers have been divided in a conflict they never needed to be part of. All because you wanted to cause strife and discord. All because of your ridiculous prank."
Eris rolled her eyes. "Am I the one who started it? After you all snubbed me from that fancy wedding? I was well within my rights to have a little revenge. Really, you all should have seen it coming."
"This was a disproportionate retaliation for a mere oversight," Artemis snapped back.
"This war? I didn't even start that. Just tossed an apple. The rest? That was good old human nature... and no small part of your own vanity."
Everyone present recalled the day that had led to the war. It had been intended as a celebration of a beloved devotee as he took a wife. Many of the Living had come to preside, their own followers tagging along to offer gifts and good wishes. It should have represented a special moment of peace. Instead, it had become a moment of division.
Eris had snuck into the festivities, not caring that she hadn't been invited. She was the Goddess of Discord, after all -- the thought of someone like her crashing the party was a frightening prospect to many of its high-strung organizers, who would no sooner have invited a Bedlam Spirit or a Nuckelavee. But Eris had come, and she'd brought a party favor of her own.
The goddesses present had all vied for that golden apple, each one claiming her right to the prize. Eventually, in the interest of fairness, the choice had been left to one humble, mortal guest at the party, surely one without any biases or prejudices. But the Living had all tried to sway him, each one offering to make him their devotee in exchange for his judgment in their favor. In the end, the decision was made, and a goddess of beauty had come out on top.
But the discord Eris had sown that day was far from over. Her golden apple was a seed that had grown into a terrible tree. The goddesses' squabbling had led to a rift between their devotees -- and in time, that rift had sparked a war. Now, Troy burned.
Thinking back on it all, Eris couldn't help but laugh. What a perfect outcome. What a wonderful display of the nature and the folly of the other Living. They'd all been so caught up in their vanity and their pride, they hadn't realized she'd played them all. A humbling like that would do them good, she'd thought in the aftermath. Perhaps they'd learn to take her more seriously from now on.
But Artemis and her companions didn't seem to have seen it that way then, and they certainly didn't see it that way now.
"All you have ever brought is ruin." It was Athena who spoke now, her voice as sharp as her weapons and wit. She wore the bronze plates of the warriors she championed -- many of whom had fought and fallen in the conflict below. "You are a blight on the Living, Eris. You sow chaos and destruction wherever you go. You care nothing for the lives you ruin and the hearts you break."
"Yadda, yadda, yadda," Eris retorted, rolling her eyes. "Hey, at least it was your devotee who ended the war before it really started to drag. Came up with that 'hollow horse' idea. Shouldn't you be down there praising him, not haranguing me?"
"I'll be with him soon. He misses his family, he's known a lot of pain, and he'll have a lot of trials ahead of him before he will know the peace he deserves. But you're not thinking of that. You're not ever thinking of anything but your own amusement."
"And you wouldn't know amusement if it hit you between the eyes, 'Thena," Eris shot back. "Be honest. Were you really enjoying that dull, dry party before I spiced things up? Were you enjoying the world as it was, either? You're a war goddess, not just the wise professor you like to sell yourself as first and foremost. Don't tell me you didn't like all the action once the spears and shields came out."
Athena's eyes flashed with anger. "I'm a goddess of strategy. Of cunning, and cleverness. Not of bloodlust and violence."
"And I'm a goddess of freedom. Of letting go. Of breaking down barriers and letting people be their true selves. And of having some damn fun every now and then. But you'll never understand that, will you? I always have to be the villain, don't I?"
"I have heard enough." Parvati's hard judgment cut through the air, silencing both Eris and Athena. She stepped forward, her dark eyes full of scorn. "You are a danger to the world, Eris. You always have been. Whatever twisted way you see your actions, we of the Living have seen enough of them. I think I speak for all of us as I say this: we want nothing more to do with you. Consider yourself excommunicated from our sisterhood and our ranks. From now on, you should not bother involving yourself in our matters and those of our devotees."
A silence fell. No Goddess around could find words to protest the Living Goddess of Power and Harmony's decree -- not even Eris. She stared at Parvati. Then, slowly, a smile spread across her lips.
"If that's the way you'd have it, so be it," she said. "I'll leave you to your boring little sisterhood. I'll be more than fine on my own. Parvati, I'll bet that even you, in all your vigilance, haven't noticed the little seeds I've been spreading around the world in my downtime. Seeds of my influence, set to grow everywhere they can find purchase."
She looked to the Olympians present. "Unlike you, I've never been satisfied keeping my reach limited to just this part of the world. I've been whispering in the ears of men and women all over the globe. I've made people question the ways of old and seek new answers. Already, little sects in far-flung lands are coming to know me by new names, under new contexts. So if I can't be part of anybody's pantheon?" The goddess of discord grinned. "Then I'll make my own -- where it's all me, myself, and I."
"Such actions sound ill-advised," Zawadi warned. The African goddess's expressive eyes seemed almost sad. "Many like us have tried such ploys for power, only to see them backfire. You'll only find yourself weakened, your energy divided and darkened all along. Please. Think better of this."
But Eris just shrugged. "It's rich to hear that from you, Zee. Haven't exactly committed to any pantheons down there in wild Africa, have you? You've been going it alone from the start. You don't need other Goddesses to muck and meddle with your business. Perhaps neither should I.
"Maybe I'll be stronger without you all," she boasted. "Maybe I'll find devotees who can appreciate my gifts. Maybe one day, when the world really needs me... I'll show all of you what I'm capable of."
"Or maybe," Artemis said, "you'll only bring more ruin. And you'll only have yourself to blame."
The Goddess of Discord stepped back from the others, her smile widening. "We can play the 'maybe' game till the sun burns out. But none of us can know, can we? Goodbye, sisters. You'll hear from me again -- maybe sooner than you think."
With a golden flourish of light, Eris vanished. The remaining Living Goddesses were left staring at the spot where she'd been, their minds a tumult of thoughts.