Editor's note: this story contains scenes of non-consensual or reluctant sex.
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When Shire finally retired from the army, he thought he'd end up back home in the countryside. He always wanted to be a baker. There were a lot of nights out on campaigns when he was wrapped in a blanket half-starved, and he could remember the feeling of relief that came with the rations. Even when you were miserable, a stale chunk of bread and some cold water reminded you of being alive. Shire wanted to give people that same feeling. He even read a few cookbooks at the end of his twenty-year career, smuggling them off some corpses after the Siege of Yawn.
What no one told you was how fucking boring the world was without war. Twenty years in the field and Shire hadn't risen above Sergeant. Sergeant Shire Billows of the Royal Yulin Army, the perfect example of how to simultaneously do nothing and everything while serving the King. Shire was convinced that most of life was ninety-percent waiting, but at least in war you had those flashes of being alive. Of
living
.
Only thing that came close was fucking, and at his age he was getting dangerously close to having to rely on those fancy Elven tonics just to get it up. He was quite the bull back in his day. Shire's great claim to fame was once bedding a Spiderling and not getting eaten afterward. Fastest legs in the regiment, they said. He proved them right that day.
Now, he barely had his prick and his appetite to keep him company. Piss on being old. They said that when you turned forty-one you were still young, but Shire remembered very clearly when he was twenty-nine and feeling like a grandpa. At least back then his knees didn't click. Who exactly was he taking life advice from anyway?
Shire certainly didn't expect to work for a slaver after the army. He'd been milling around and drinking the hours away in Bayreach when he'd come across that gaggle of Dwarves chattering about expansion. Something about building a slave Empire. Shire knew from experience that Dwarves were largely full of shit, but he was drunk enough to take the bait.
After a meeting with some scrawny, bearded bastard named Derry, Shire found himself one of the recent additions to the growing pool of employees of one Dvini za Krotka, Lord of Chains. Shire had no idea who the guy was, but he paid more than His Royal Dickhead Highness, so Shire had no problem with not asking about the specifics of his employer. After twenty years in the army, he got real good at not asking questions.
Only downside was all the time he had to spend in a saddle. His ass hurt. His thighs were chafed. Shire reached for his flask and took a harsh swig of Whitewash. It was advertised as the 'clearest liquor in the south,' but Shire knew that it was the unholy invention of leper Goblins and made in toilets. It was harsh, but damn it he had caught a drinking habit in the service.
"Cheers to you, your Royal Majesty! Fuckin' prick..." He grumbled and toasted.
The victor's camp sprawled in front of him.
Hunting for slaves meant going to all the unsavory parts of the land, including battlefields. That's what Derry told him at least.
We want a man who knows the carnage of war and knows how to squeeze a bit more out of it
. Well, Shire knew the carnage of trenchfoot and pissing blood wondering if your dick would fall off. That was most of war. Real fickle bitch it was, like a whore stiffed a couple coins.
It looked like any other victory camp. A miserable pitstain of humanity. All the feet and hooves had torn up the ground and turned it into a muddy morass. People slipped with each step, some falling flat on their asses or catching wet mouthfuls. Shire stopped his horse at the edge of the camp, looking down at the orange and yellow colors of the soldiers. These were Duke Brolin's boys. The Duke was like an itch on your back you couldn't reach. You never forgot it was there, but no matter how hard you tried you couldn't reach it. Shire had killed some of them before and was very glad he was in a plain tunic and not his purple and black uniform.
"Hail!" One of the guards waved at him.
"Hail," Shire slurred a little more than he intended. Yikes. The evening was still young. "Flying the victor's flags, eh? Another great victory for the Bloody Duke? How'd the minotaurs work out?" The guards looked at each other. The benefit of being in the service for so long meant that Shire knew all the lingo. The Duke's men called him the 'Bloody Duke' because the uniforms of his soldiers were bright, and when they charged it was like a 'wave of blood.' Whatever the fuck that meant. Who had ever seen a wave of blood? Shire and the rest of the Royal Army called him the Tick because he just wouldn't go away.
"You a mercenary?" A guard asked. He wasn't a pretty fellow, a scar running down his face. Well, none of them were pretty. Shire sure wasn't.
"Nope." Another swig of Whitewash.
"Come to join the Duke?"
"Nah, I'm sure the Bloody Duke has enough men. I mean, you two look like some strapping young soldiers. How can he lose? Plus, the minotaurs." Shire grumbled. Minotaurs. No idea where they came from, or what cockbrained god decided to create them, but Shire hated the things. They were living battering rams, and the key to the Duke's decades of success. He was the first man to come up with the insane idea to breed them for war. The first time a minotaur charged Shire, he'd shit his pants and pissed himself. No shame in that. Most men did it.
"Your business then."
"I'm here on behalf of uh..." He searched his pockets for the piece of paper Derry gave him. "Dvini za Krotka, the Lord of Chains of Bayreach."
"Bayreach? That's half the world away."
"The Lord of Chains has many fingers in...Many...Pies." Shire ad-libbed it.
"Never heard of him." One said.
"Nor I," said the other.
"Just...Take the paper, look at it." Shire couldn't be bothered to defend his mystery employer anymore and held the paper out for them. A guard took it and squinted before showing it to the other.
"Can you read?"
"Uh..."
Shire waited patiently for the two men to combine their collective knowledge of reading in an attempt to decipher the paper. While they muttered to each other, he looked out toward the billowing tents. Victory camps were a mixed bag. A quarter of them were screams from the casualties, another quarter were the moans of the whores or soldiers with their bunkmates, and the rest was one big drunken shouting match. He'd participated in all aspects of the victory camp - except getting buttfucked by his bunkmate. Shire Billows bottomed for no man.
"You're a slaver?" One of the guards asked once they finally figured it out.
"No, no, I
work
for a slaver. I just...Collect the slaves."
"Sounds like a slaver to me."
"There's a difference, I assure you."
"Is there though?"
Shire wasn't too sure himself, but he thought that being a real slaver involved more cushy paperwork and less being tipsy in the evening with a chafed ass on horseback. If that were the case, he'd certainly call himself a slaver.
"Yeah, there is," Shire reached down and grabbed the paper back. "So, can I take a look around?"
"Not a problem. There might be room with the whores." A guard said.
A man could dream.
He trotted into the stables where all the other horses were lassoed to anything that was stuck to the ground. These sorts of camps were hotbeds for the scum of the earth; tricksters, magicians, pimps, whores, 'seers,' medicine men, quacks, hacks, mercenaries, and...Well, slave collectors. Shire grabbed his shortsword off his saddle, tucked it in his belt, and made his way into the center of the filth.
"Where are the prisoners?" He asked one guard. The guy was clearly hammered and pointed slowly off in the distance. "Thanks." Shire said and went the opposite direction. He knew better. As he walked, he squeezed through rowdy crowds gathered around whores waving their salary just to touch a tit and slipped between groups hunched over a well-dressed salesman and his cluster of tonics. Shire didn't expect to be back in a victory camp so soon after leaving the army. Well, guess that was life. You do one thing for so long, it'll suck you back in somehow.
He had to admit, it was a hell of a lot more interesting than letting bread rise and he found himself grinning.
Shire passed the whore tents. They were always separate from the main camp, but the noise coming out of them fit in with the rest of the ambiance. He craned his neck as he walked, trying to get a small peek of the goods. A couple of pimps glared at him, fingering some knives on their belts. Shire gave them a little wave. Pimps. Annoying bastards. They were kind of like slavers themselves, though they reused their girls until there was nothing left. At least with slaves, you caught them and shipped them off. Not like Shire was concerning himself too much with the morality of his new job. He once split a man's head open with a blunt sword, and that gave you a lot of perspective.
Prisoners of war were the only downers of victory camps. Instead of groans of pleasure or gasps of drunkenness, it was all tears and sobs. Sad they probably wouldn't see their families again, or their farms, or dogs, or whatever kept men going in the face of the end. The Duke would probably use them as sport against his precious minotaurs. Shire had heard stories about those bloodsports.