"Life sucks and then you die, but sometimes you don't get to stay dead," that's what I would love to have seen on my headstone. Nope, they wrote the usual crap, rest in peace, and all that jazz. Someone even wrote that I was a beloved son and a kind soul. Ha! Kind of mundane, don't you think? Given the way I lived my life, raising all kinds of Hell, sometimes literally, I expected a little more.
Oh, snap. In case you're wondering who this is, the name is Maher James Abbas. M.J. to my close friends. No relation to any foul-mouthed political comedy dudes. I was born on February 7, 1988, in the City of Detroit, Michigan. My father Lincoln Woodson was Jamaican-American, and my mother Mariam Abbas was Lebanese. Odd couple, I know, but they made it work long enough to have little old me.
On November 17, 2019, something terrible happened. I died. I know, tragic, right? Yeah, I bit the dust. The world kept spinning. People continued to talk about American Presidents with bad toupees, the sex lives of the Kardashians and whatever Black athlete or celebrity they're dating/ruining, America's shifting demographics, and whether Spanish should become America's second language. You know, the usual?
Fortunately for me, death wasn't the end. You see, while in my twenties, I raised all kinds of Hell. I was a student at Northern Michigan University, majoring in Criminal Justice and had a blast. I drank and partied a lot. I slept with a lot of women...and a few fellas. Yeah, I'm Bisexual. It happens. Don't get bent out of shape over it. Don't start jumping up and down either. It's not essential to the story. Get over it.
I am who I am, and I've never flinched from a challenge. You see, growing up in the City of Detroit, I had to deal with my mother's somewhat hostile side of the family. My Arab American grandparents, Elias and Karina Abbas once told my mother that they considered disowning her for marrying a Black man. In case you didn't know, interracial relationships are taboo in Arab families, especially when it's an Arab lady dating or marrying a man from another racial background.
When I hung out with my cousins in Dearborn, I wasn't Arab enough for them on account of having a Black father, and to the other young folks in Detroit, I certainly wasn't Black enough. When you're a Biracial man who also swings both ways, you quickly realize that identity politics are bullshit. People want you to choose between different sides of yourself. It's like asking someone to choose their right hand over their left. What's the point?
The world is a hostile place for those who are unique. I soon learned to fend for myself, and trust no one. I grew up to be six-foot-one, lean and athletic, with light brown skin, kinky dark hair that I style into an Afro and light brown eyes. Folks say I look like Hollywood actor and artist Lenny Kravitz, only a bit taller. I honestly don't see the resemblance but whatever.
Anyhow, while at Northern Michigan University, I met this gentleman named Arif Aoun, Lebanese-born American scholar educated at Harvard University, and the school's resident expert on all things Middle Eastern. Arif taught Arabic at NMU at the time I was in attendance, and we became cool. His class was one of the easiest I'd ever taken, and with good reason. I already spoke Arabic, so that's that.
Professor Arif Aoun was something of a superstar on campus. At the age of fifty one, he was five-foot-eleven, lean and fit, with dark hair, bronze skin and dark brown eyes. He kind of looked like Hollywood actor Antonio Banderas...a little bit. The man had been married and divorced twice, and had two adult daughters, Laila and Nadia, who lived in New York City. Lots of young women on campus were fond of Professor Aoun...but others were fond of him as well.
Am I going to have to spell it out for you people? Professor Aoun and I were lovers. No, I didn't do it for the grade. I did it for the ass. The man was good in bed, and he was also good company. Like me, Professor Aoun was Bisexual. I prefer to get involved with other Bisexual men because in my experience Gay males and discretion simply don't mix. Also, it was cool to be involved with a man who appreciates beauty in both sexes just like I do.
"M.J. I enjoy myself with women, in and out of the bedroom, but our time together matters to me," Arif told me one night, after we came home from his fifty second birthday celebration. I smiled at my lover and kissed him passionately. We'd gone to diner at Baton Rouge, a chic restaurant located near downtown Detroit. After a sumptuous dinner and much wine and banter, Arif and I made love all night.
"You matter to me too, Arif," I told him, and I meant it. We had a grand old time that night, as usual. For a man in his fifties, Arif was certainly full of energy and passion. We had a great bedroom routine. Arif would have me lie down on the bed and kiss me from my head to my toes. Afterwards he would grab my dick and suck on it like a lollipop. I'd get hard as a rock, and then, after grabbing a condom, I would bend Arif over and fuck him hard.
"Don't hold back, habibi, break my ass," Arif would scream, as if I needed any encouragement. Folks, I love a nice ass and I don't care if it's attached to a female or a male. Arif knew this about me. I would slam my dick up his ass until he begged for mercy, then I would bang him some more. We would fuck and suck the night away until exhaustion claimed us. Good times, folks. Good times.
"To many more days like this one," I told Arif, leaving his bed and his house on the morning after his birthday. I've got something of a bad reputation when it comes to my lovers. I like to seduce a lady or a fella, get them into bed and then leave them. Arif was not like the others. I found him intelligent, kind, good in bed, generous, and never clingy or possessive. Such attributes are rare in any human being these days...
While Arif and I were seeing each other discretely, I continued to date several young women on the Northern Michigan University campus. Arif was never jealous, that's the beauty of being two Bisexual men in a secret relationship, we understood one another completely. My favorite among those young ladies was Alexis Heller, a six-foot-tall, blonde-haired and blue-eyed young woman originally from Amarillo, Texas.
Alexis Heller was a beautiful contradiction, and I couldn't get enough of her. Prior to meeting her, I thought that white women with big butts were a myth, like the Easter Bunny or something. Alexis certainly proved me wrong. The tall, alabaster-skinned and big-bottomed Texan gal rocked my world, in and out of the bedroom.
"You're trying to kill me with that dick of yours," Alexis told me, after riding the hell out of me. I looked at her, this ravishing young woman who gazed at me adoringly. I kissed her lips and caressed her breasts, and then buried my face between her thighs. As I began eating her pussy voraciously, Alexis moaned softly and caressed the back of my head, urging me to continue. Like I needed any encouragement...
I love eating pussy, for I am delighted by the way a woman looks and smells down there. Alexis tasted hella good, and I sucked on that clit like my life depended on it. After giving Alexis's pussy a tongue bath, I put her on all fours and eased my dick into her. Hmm. The sight of her big beautiful pale ass swallowing my dick. Hot damn. Gets me hard thinking about it even now.
"Give me that ass, Miss Texas," I told Alexis as I fucked her. The sultry Texan blonde gave as good as she got, grinding that ass against my groin. I don't know if it was the taboo factor, a country gal from Texas getting down and dirty with a gentleman of color like myself, but it felt wonderful to bang the hell out of Alexis. I left her pleasurably sore, and probably with a bruised pussy. I had a great time.
One day, I went by Professor Aoun's office, wondering if he could speak to his colleague Professor Theresa Hussein, a tall, raven-haired and beautiful but unfortunately hard-ass Arab American broad who teaches Western Literature, on my behalf. I wanted Professor Aoun to talk Miss Hussein into giving me an extension for a pain-in-the-ass Lit assignment on Jane Austen. I found the Prof's door ajar, which was weird, and went inside. That's when I saw...it.
A man-shaped, transparent creature of an amethyst hue, with glowing red eyes. It stood over the Professor's body. I couldn't believe my eyes and thought I'd seen a ghost. The creature looked at me, and it smiled, with a world of malice in those crimson eyes. Without being capable of telling you how or why, I knew that I was in the presence of a Djinn. I remembered my mother's stories...
"Djinn," I said, almost petrified with fear, and the creature nodded. I looked at it and it looked at me. I should have bolted. I wanted to bolt. I wanted to run away, find a quiet place and hide there. I wanted to go to the washroom and take the dump of the century. I did none of the above, and instead looked at the creature, determined not to show the fear that was slowly overwhelming me.
"You, mortal, have born witness to my vengeance," said the Djinn, and I nodded, as though I understood what it meant. From what my mother told me of Arabian mythology, the Djinn are about as different from Disney's Aladdin and that weird, at times funny remake with Will Smith as you can get. The only accurate representation of the Djinn I could think of is that old movie Wish Master.
"I meant no disrespect, Mr. Djinn, I mean, the door was open," I replied, and the Djinn froze. I looked at it and it looked at me, and then, amazingly, it laughed. Before my very eyes the Djinn solidified, and then it began to change form. The purple-hued, humanoid creature that looked like a slimmer version of Thanos morphed into a tall, dark-haired, bronze-skinned man wearing a sharp dark gray Brooks Brothers suit.
"Mortal, you amuse me, what is your name?" Mr. Djinn asked, and I calmly told him my name. Perhaps I shouldn't have done that. Perhaps I should have run. Still, for a guy who'd seen a shape-shifting supernatural entity stand over the body of his ( probably dead ) professor, I was actually holding my own. I didn't panic, or piss my pants. Nope, as usual, I was too cool for school.