[Author's note: This story defies categorization as I don't think anything quite like it has ever been written. However, loosely it is a slutwife story with a lot of consensual adultery, a story with fantasy elements including demon and devil characters as well as... cursed sperm, and bit of a dark comedy/action story. Unlike several of my other stories, this one will only feature heterosexual characters and will not have any gay or trans characters. The reference to sodomy in the subtitle is to the classic definition which is any non-procreative sex. Fans of my previous long stories will recognize some characters and locations, but it is not necessary to read those stories to understand and enjoy this one.]
Leveling Up
My Wife's Infernal Sodomy Adventure
Prologue -- State University Classroom -- Greek History -- Five Years Ago
I'm hungry
, Wendy from Introduction to Logic's Facebook message read.
Haha, my meal plan is done for the month
, I responded by lightly clacking at the keyboard.
But if you want, maybe we can meet in the men's room. I'll give you a little salty snack
. Included with my response was a winking emoji.
Ms. Rhine peered back and forth across the classroom. "How is this fight different from the ones we read in
The Iliad?"
she asked, not directing the question at any particular student. It was silent aside from the humming of the overhead air conditioner.
I slouched over the classroom table while my eyes stared lazily at the open laptop in front of me. My fingers clacked against its keyboard as I exchanged flirty messages with three different girls simultaneously on Facebook. My eyes widened when I saw it. Wendy's reply to my message.
Hahaha, okay, which men's room?
She included one of her own. The drooling emoji.
My cock throbbed inside my jeans. Damn Wendy, you're a
dirty
girl, aren't you?
"Theodore?" Ms. Rhine asked as she turned her attention directly towards me.
I rapidly blinked and opened my mouth before quickly closing it. "Uhm, yes, the fight," I said before hesitating. "Well, I mean, this isn't. You know. It's not like a battle in a war. It's just. Well Odysseus. It's been so long, and I guess he's just chimping out."
"Chimping out?" Ms. Rhine repeated back to me, tilted her head, and frowned.
The classroom burst into laughter.
I leaned back in my chair, puffed my chest out, and twinkled my eyes at her. "You know what I mean Ms. Rhine," I said with a chuckle, and wiggled my eyebrow. "All those dudes trying to bang his wife. Odysseus hasn't got a choice about it. He has to chimpout. Show everyone that he's the alpha male. The Iliad is all about honor and noble battles. This shit with archery. It's Odysseus showing everyone he is the big chimp with the big D."
Even more laughter erupted from the other students in the classroom.
Ms. Rhine leaned away from me and crossed her arms over her chest. "Haha," she mocked nonchalantly. "Theodore, I don't think you know much about chimpanzee mating, do you?" she asked.
"Well, I got drunk one time, and when I woke up, I wasn't sure if it was an ape, I was sleeping next to or what," I responded with a wide grin on my face.
Everyone laughed again and I saw Jeremy across the row from me struggling to breathe after all the cackling.
"During mating season, female chimpanzees have sex with every single male chimp in the troop," Ms. Rhine responded with a smirk on her face. "The females only sleep with the alpha male when most fertile. But at times they're not at peak fertility they must and do sleep with all the other males. Failing to mate with a male is a serious offense. Males will kill any offspring that couldn't possibly be their child."
"So, you're telling me that chimp Penelope would have fucked all of the suitors?" I asked before bursts of laughter echoed across the room. Jeremy fell out of his chair. "All one hundred and eight of them?"
Ms. Rhine's own eyes twinkled as she replied, "Every. Single. One of them." There was an unnatural glow in her eyes.
1. Starter Home (Pivot to Present Time, Present Tense)
My life seems great. A nice little house in the suburbs, a loving and dutiful wife, a job that while low paying is fun, satisfying, and earns me my stellar reputation. Still, there is a part of me that feels unfulfilled. My sense of adventure. As a boy, I always dreamed of traveling to exotic places, vanquishing foes, and relishing in the spoils of battle. As interesting as I try to make it, I'm just like every other modern man grinding out his week for a paycheck while he slowly ages. Of course, all that comes with the fringe benefits of modern living. The plentiful comfort, cheap mass entertainment, abundant booze, and of course the sex. You have to admit it. No time in the past has ever been so uninhibited and kinky. Trust me. History is what I do for a living.
I sip cheap vodka out of a glass while I lean back in my cushy plaid armchair. The Sharks are playing, and quarterback Buck Johnson hurls the football with his massive right bicep. The pass completes and the Sharks score a touchdown causing the crowd to cheer wildly. I hoot at the television and have another drink in celebration. The ice scrapes against my glass and the alcohol burns as it slides down my throat.
My wife enters the living room wearing a pink nightgown. Her big boobs hang out of it and jiggle as she approaches. "You drinking tonight Teddy?" she complains with a pouty look on her face.
I shrug my shoulders. "It was a rough day," I respond and scrape ice against my glass as I lift it to my lips. "Kids were horsing around in my class again. Besides, the Sharks are playing tonight. Why don't you grab a glass and come join me?"
"Aren't you forgetting something"? she says and shakes her head. "You know, I'm pregnant. I can't drink." It's true. My wife is in the early stages of pregnancy. I can see a bit of a baby bump on her thin frame but if you didn't know she had a bun in the oven you'd probably not suspect it. Don't get me wrong, I'm thrilled that I am about to be a father. But at the same time in pains me knowing this is yet another step and commitment leading down the path of the dull, domesticated, suburban dad.
I shrug my shoulders and lean back in the chair.
"I was hoping to go to bed together early tonight," my wife explains. "You're not the only one whose class misbehaved today. I'm tired. Besides. I've been a good wife recently. Right? I think I'm entitled to it. A good pounding."
I stare at her boobs hanging out of the nightgown and hesitate. "Ever since I knocked you up," I say. "You've been craving it. My dick." It was partially true. The reality is that out of all the women I fucked around with and there have been many, none matched the libido of my wife. She loves to have sex. She isn't the prettiest woman I've been with nor the most wholesome and innocent, but she loves to fuck and that's why I married her.
She smirks at me as her finger trails from the top of her neck to the top of her exposed cleavage. "You know, I've changed my mind about it." She says with a giggle and twinkles her eyes at me. "That fantasy you told me about. The one from a few months ago."
I set down the glass and give her my full attention. "Really?" I ask as a relaxed smile crosses my face and my head tilts to the side. I had told her a few months ago I fantasized about her having a fling with another man. The idea of her doing it because I asked her to. It makes me horny as fuck. Also, it could be a foot in the door. A way to get her into swinging and me possibly fucking other women on the side. I know I'm a kinky pervert. It's the last thing most guys would want. Their wife fucking another dude. I guess I'm just wired different. It's my horny chimp brain. "Why'd you change your mind?" I ask.
My wife shrugs her shoulders before giggling and asking "Honestly, you want to know?"
My nose wrinkles and eyebrows raise. "Well, now you have to tell me," I demand.