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Heavy is the head that wears the crown. Grand Admiral Lanro was learning this into his sixth month as interim governor of the Orc home world. Things had been relatively quiet and peaceful. He wondered if there was going to be a plan to hand down control of the planet any time soon. Those decisions were not in his control. He was beginning to worry that this post was a life long position.
"Paladin Clare." He groaned as he sat upon the throne of bones and waited for his briefing. "I trust you are-" He paused for a moment. "Paladin Clare, why are you not in uniform?"
"Sir, this is the outfit befitting my station." She said. She was wearing ornamental armor and furs across her body. It looked strange on her. It framed her womanly quality's instead of hiding them like her regulation suit. He lingered a bit longer than he should at her newly exposed waist and shoulders. "I asked high command, and was given an exemption to better fit into orc society. I think you would be allowed to do the same."
"No, I think I am fine." Lanro was hesitant. He didn't want to get comfortable here.
"I can Change back if this makes you uncomfortable sir."
"That wont be necessary. In any case Paladin, you said you had important news to report?"
"Yes sir." She read aloud after clearing her throat, "The deserters are no longer an issue. They have all been captured or neutralized. Scans of the desserts show no sign of humanoid life anymore."
"Excellent." Maybe now the president would realize he was no longer needed as governor?
"However, there has been unrest." She continued. "In many cities, there have been riots."
"Riots?" Lanro grumbled, "About what? I haven't heard anything worth rioting about."
"It's the elves sir." She explained.
"Again?" Lanro grumbled, "I thought they learned their lesson?"
"It is more complicated than simple race sir." His second in command explained, He massaged his forehead as she continued, "Despite being a minority, they are long lived and still own a disproportional amount of land. Their cultural standards often are not compatible with orc traditions, causing conflict."
"In what ways are they incompatible?"
"Elves are, in general a very conservative and easily offended culture, but rarely do they become violent."
"I see." Lanro sighed. "I suppose you have a solution Paladin?"
"I have outlined some options sir. The first is forcible re-distribution of wealth and amalgamation. The elves would not like this, and there would be violence, but nothing we cannot handle. Then, once the elves have been scattered they will lose their central authority. They would eventually be forced to acclimate to the will of the majority. It may take centuries, due to their lifespan, but eventually the elf problem would be solved."
"I don't think I like that plan." Lanro said decisively. "It doesn't seem like a plan you would come up with Paladin."
"It was Sharak who suggested it." Claire admitted.
"I see." Lanro nodded in understanding. "Is there another solution?"
"Yes. We could designate lands currently owned by elves to be owned and regulated by elves permanently. We would re-establish the royal family, which at this point is not considered legitimate, and any orc found on elf lands would be subject to their laws. It would be tricky, but through selling and buying land, we could make the new elf land contiguous."
"I don't think the orcs would care for that to much. There would still be riots."
"For a time. But they will follow their world king in time." Paladin Claire added.
"I see. Any other options?"
"Not that I am aware." Lanro laughed. Claire was startled. "What is it sir?"
"Sorry, I was just afraid you would advise me to marry them too!" He shook his head at himself.
"That is..." She mumbled to herself for a moment before exclaiming, "Brilliant sir!"
He stopped laughing.
"The elves still recognize their own royal family. If they united with that of the World King, they would have your protection, and be treated as an orc clan like any other. You would become king of the elves, and the orcs!"
"Paladin Clare." Lanro groaned, "Please don't do this to me."
"I believe they have a princess of marriageable age!" She was checking her notes excitedly. "Should I make preparations sir? I can have diplomats at their door by nightfall-"
"Just, give me a moment." he looked up with grim understanding. He was going to die in this palace wasn't he? All he had ever wanted was to serve his planet and retire to a small cottage in the woods somewhere. Perhaps a farm to tend to in the morning. A river to fish in till sunset. Maybe some good books in the candle light. He never wanted to be a warlord. He never wanted two hundred plus wives. "Fine." he took a sharp breath and let it go. "Make the arrangements."
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"But I don't want to be married Auntie Aria!" Princess Sarjia whined. "I hear he is old and cruel!" Her auntie braided her golden hair into ropes. They were heavy enough to make her feel she was already tied up. She pouted and looked at her own green eyes in the mirror. "I'm heir to the Elven throne! If I don't want to then-"
"My princess?" Aria interrupted her, knelt to her level and looked into her eyes. She had an empathetic, but forceful demeanor. Her body had more curves, like her sister, Sarjia's mother. Sarjia envied her for it sometimes.