Laundry Divers Ch 12 16

Chapter 12

Sabrina almost felt bad with how quickly Alice and Sloan were overloaded with impossible information without context for any of it. While distracted by Jade's tits, they'd had jellies thrust upon them gained levels, been added to a party, gained pocket spaces, and got a list of subclasses offered. Sabrina and Jade explained. Fortunately, disbelief was difficult when they were already magical.

After the initial confusion, it was eerie how fast the new members got with the program. It could have just been a case of them putting aside the task of processing their emotions because their immediate attention was needed. Sabrina thought of the way astronauts take photos of the incredible sights all around them, because they didn't have the time for awe.

Regardless of why they went along with it so quickly, they chose subclasses with little explanation-- if only to get the message to go away. Alice chose Runesmith and Sloan chose creature collector. Alice was pretty artistic, so drawing Runes tracked for her. Sloan was an enigma to Sabrina, so nothing she could have chosen would have made sense to her. She didn't question it.

"Next order of business," Jade started, on the verge of cracking up. "The best way to prepare for the dungeon tonight is to complete challenges. The rewards typically include Lust jellies, and after a while you're bound to get armor. Go ahead and think about your Cultivation Paths."

As soon as they did, it was clear why Jade was so tickled about it. On reading their challenges, Alice blushed, while Sloan said, "nice."

When prompted to share with the group, Sloan proudly went first, "I've gotta make someone call me mistress or mommy."

"Yes, mommy," Alice said immediately. This got looks from all around, but she stayed stoic.

"Good girl," Sloan praised, reading over her rewards. She tested pulling a jelly from her inventory, and popped it, jumping to level two.

New Perk: Good Vibes. You've gained the ability to make any part of your body vibrate. You've gained immunity to the drawbacks of excessive vibration, such as "industrial white finger."

New affinity: post-orgasm torture.

Sloan gladly explained her gains. She also tossed the ingredient she got as a reward into the communal inventory at Jade's request. Handing over ingredients to the alchemist seemed best for the whole party.

"What's your challenge, Alice? It can't be that bad," Sabrina coaxed.

"It's not exactly bad," Alice said. "It's just hard to do while we're all together. Although I guess modesty is out the window," she added, pointedly glancing to Jade's bare body. "I'm supposed to cum with my hands tied behind my back."

Sloan gave a single chuckle. "I'm supposed to make a sub cum."

Jade furrowed her brow in suspicion at a growing coincidence. "I'm supposed to give someone a sexy show while they cum."

Sabrina winced. "Fucking Dungeoneer!" At the puzzled looks she explained, "that's what we call whatever hypothetical god keeps manufacturing situations that turn our lives into porn."

After a beat, Alice began to ask the obvious-- "why not..."

"It's a rights issue, I guess," Jade answered, already knowing the question.

"Oh... kay. Why not ga..."

"Sounds too much like gay master," the other three all answered in unison.

"Right," Sabrina said, getting back on track. "I think the Dungeoneer wants some group filth. "My challenge is mutual masturbation with Jade. Guess that counts as putting on a show, yeah?"

"It can make you do things with specific people?" Alice asked, put off. "That's fucked up, that's not very consensual."

"Not exactly," Sabrina said, suddenly embarrassed. "I've got a perk that gives me some challenges related to Jade. Well, it could have been anyone, but, um..."

"We're in love," Jade finished. "She's all mine."

A smile split Sabrina's face and lit up the room. "Shut up," she said unconvincingly. Alice and Sloan erupted into shouts and congratulations that shared the theme of 'I fucking knew it.'

The idea that others knew Sabrina had these feelings for Jade before even she did was a bit hard for her to believe.

Sloan was the first to initiate their group challenge. She unwrapped some athletic tape from her wrists and pulled it taut, giving a nod to Alice. Alice looked at the tape, then up at Sloan. She bit her lip and nodded, inviting Sloan to proceed.

Jade quickly ran to the room and returned with the living dildo. She mentioned it when going over exposition, but seeing it still made the house guests freeze in shock. Jade took Sabrina's hand and brought her to the couch to get started. As Sabrina stripped, Jade pushed the ottoman out a few feet from the couch to give a viewing platform.

Sloan reluctantly took her eyes off of the Living Dildo and bent Alice over the ottoman. She pulled down Alice's shorts and panties, raising a question from Sabrina.

"Wait, is your plan to make her nut all over our furniture?"

Jade wanted to say 'who cares? I'll spray it with magic water' but quickly an alternative started playing out that shut her up. Sloan picked up Alice's cute cotton panties and stood Alice straight up. Alice's dick stood straight up. The living dildo made for a harsh comparison, but her dick was at least a respectable seven inches, and was nicely shaped.

Imitating the voice from a Shadow the Hedgehog meme, Jade said, "nice cock!"

Alice snorted a laugh, looking at the Living Dildo planted on Jade's mons. "I used to think so, but now I'm not so sure."

"Don't compare yourself to a magic dildo," Sabrina reassured. "You have a big, beautiful dick."

Alice blushed. Sloan but wrapped Alice's dick in her panties. "That's right. Now do you wanna use that gorgeous cock to mess up your undies like a little pervert?"

Alice drew a short breath and her pupils dilated. "Yes, mommy."

Sloan smiled, and nudged Alice back down to lie on the ottoman with her ass hanging off and her legs spread wide. Everything got started. Jade slowly stroked the Living Dildo and groped her own breast. Sabrina folded herself over to lick her own clit. Sloan's split tongue massaged Alice's modified taint, moving in perplexingly nimble ways.

Alice shuddered. She didn't think it could feel any better, but then Sloan's tongue started vibrating. "Oh fuck," Alice whined.

Sloan briefly pulled her tongue back to hiss, "don't fucking cum yet!"

As punishment, her tongue elongated and one half formed a tight ring around Alice's ball sack, as if she could physically hold back the cum that way. The other half went back to Alice's taint. A vibrating pair of fingers rose to tease the rim of Alice's ass.

Seeing an opportunity, Jade wetted her hand with her flowing pussy juice, then offered the wet hand to Sloan. "I've got magic pussy juice. It makes for great lube."

Sloan ignored the fact that Alice's ass made its own lube and rubbed her fingers in Jade's perverted nectar. Then she pulled her hand back and snuck one probing digit into Alice's hole. She felt the way Alice's muscular rim flexed and sucked her finger like a puckering mouth.

Given Alice's perk, Sloan decided she wouldn't need to be as coy as she would with typical ass play. She slid two fingers past the barrier and hooked one down into Alice's prostate while the other stirred and explored. Once she had a feel for the territory, she turned her vibration and got down to some real finger fucking.

Alice was on top of the world. She watched the absurd display of a couple of her hottest friends, with her hands tied, balls restrained, taint massaged, and ass fucked. Sloan's strong vibrating fingers churned into firmly but expertly. On top of all this, with her challenge and the fact that her hands were tied, she had a blanket of plausible deniability for how filthy she was being. Needless to say, the whole experience was hot.

Maybe a bit too hot, but in very little time she was ready to cum. Helpless to do anything about it, waves of pleasure rocked through her as she filled her panties with cum. Sloan didn't let up though, which Alice could only address with whimpers.

Sloan was irritated she needed to pull her tongue back. "I'm gonna keep fucking you until they cum, too. Is that okay?"

Alice was already driven mad with overstimulation, but the prospect intrigued her. Still whimpering, she nodded in agreement, muttering, "yes, mommy."

Sloan's tongue went back to torturing Alice with pleasure. It took about ninety seconds before Jade and Sabrina finally came, but it felt like eternity to Alice. In the end, Sabrina sucked her own clit like she was trying to pull it down to her throat. Meanwhile, Jade feverishly stroked the Living Dildo as she sprayed a torrent of cum over her own tits while her squirting pussy soaked cushion below her.

Counter-intuitively, the relief of Sloan easing off of her made Alice's softening cock leak out a second helping of cum. She collapsed onto the ottoman completely limp. Sloan untied Alice's wrists and softly patted her butt cheek. Back to her casual self, she Sloan asked, "you good?"

Alice let out a sound that was half-moan, half-laugh. "Yeah. That was fun."

They all collected themselves and went back to being a group of friends. Sabrina put her bodysuit back on, not that with was all that modest. Sloan held up Alice's shorts and panties with separate hands. "Sorry about the panties. Guess I got a little carried away."

"No worries. I can go commando for a little while."

Sabrina went to the kitchen and returned with a washcloth dampened with magic water for Alice. Alice thanked her, wiped up, and redressed. The only naked pervert remaining was Jade, who was in the midst of licking cum from her own tits. By now this was just Jade's expected behavior, though.

Each of their rewards included a Lust jelly. Sabrina and Jade tossed theirs into the communal pot, so the newbies had two each. Alice got to level two and and two thirds of the way to three, and Sloan jumped to three.

Alice got:

New perk: Hourglass. Gain moderate enlargement to breasts, buttocks, hips, and thighs. Gain moderate reduction to waist size. Erogenous sensitivity increased in enlarged areas.

New affinity: cosplay/role play.

Sloan got:

New perk: Empath. You feel the sexual pleasure and orgasms that you cause in others. This includes pain inflicted on a masochist.

New affinity: masochism.

Alice was ecstatic. Sloan was plotting. The future looked bright.

Chapter 13

The day really flew by. Jade was able to finish sampling ingredients and unlock her subclass in no time at all. Doing so added a full bar to the apartment, and the kitchen was upgraded to that of a chef. Experimenting with her subclass took up a lot of her time.

Nobody else was so lucky. Sabrina's challenge required a monster, as did Sloan's: "wrestle a monster into submission." Alice's was a lot more enigmatic: "hear how the dungeon differs from the way the universe sings."

After a few challenges, Sloan and Alice each got a couple levels in Lust, in addition to their first pieces of armor. Sloan's was a green hoodie, cut high enough to show underboob. The shade of green matched her pixie-cut hair, increasing suspicion that none of what they got was random.

Alice got more unique armor: a silky pink rope, which tied itself into a shibari harness when pressed against her body. Over this, she opted to wear a romper from Sabrina's closet. Her new curves filled it nicely, finishing the job HRT had started.

They had an early dinner to leave time to hit the dungeon at sunset. Eating the alchemically fortified meal, Sabrina looked over her party. She had her amazing goofball of a girlfriend Jade, who made her feel capable of anything. Then there were the new members who seemed to be the most perfect choices she could hope for in a team.

Alice had an inquisitive mind, compassionate heart, and potent drive. She was a great dungeon master, due to her committed performances, attention to detail, and ability to account for what everybody needed. She was incredibly talented at art and music, because she dedicated all the time and effort it took to master a skill. Crucially, she was an encyclopedia for the RPG tropes that the dungeon seemed to be run by.

Sabrina never understood Sloan fully, but she was a great friend. Sloan took to combat sports very well, where she displayed a disturbing shade of rage. At the same time, though, nobody had ever seen her reject or even question a request for help. Whether someone needed a ride to the airport to help bringing a piano up ten flights of stairs, she just got it done without whining about it. Plus, Sabrina had seen how she is in team sports. Sloan turned every team into a family, despite hooking up with most of the members. Also, despite being a flashy show-off, she gladly filled any role in a team and gave it her all.

Sabrina had no doubt. This was the party. Maybe more members could be added, but a foundation like this was unbreakable. More than just being useful, they were people who deserved magical powers. She trusted fully that in their hands, any amount of power would make the world a better place, even if it was also a naughtier place.

So, with that confidence, Sabrina led her party down the rabbit hole. Despite how much proof they had that this wasn't all a practical joke, the new members were still shocked to see the dungeon was real.

They were instructed to stay back so Sabrina and Jade could power level them. To their credit, they did-- for about thirty seconds. Sloan's self-assuredness and Alice's curiosity drove them to pop open a dryer and get a taste of combat. After all, a pair of underpants or a sweater weren't that big of a deal.

Of course, life had other plans. It was unfair, really. After a few nights, a clear pattern had been established that the first room's only threat was living laundry, with the exception of one hazardous puzzle. This was a sort of tutorial room, however, and it had one painful lesson left to teach: that they know nothing.

The only thing Sloan and Alice saw when they opened the dryer was a blinding white flash and a bolt of lighting brought their belt bars down to a tiny sliver and knocked them flat of their asses. Sabrina and Jade immediately sprung to action but were stopped in their tracks when a little green woman burst out of the dryer and held a dagger to Sloan's neck. She looked to Sabrina and Jade as she hissed to emphasize her threat.

Two more of them crawled out of the dryer, one with an axe and the other with a wooden staff that emitted a purple glow at the end. They were all green, and between two to three feet tall, with pointy ears and sharp teeth. They were goblins, Sabrina figured. Strangely, they were all female, and wearing only loincloths, leaving their disproportionately large breasts to swing free.

Sabrina was in absolute crisis. The goblins clearly held all of the cards here, one move from wiping out half, if not all of them. But then one more second passed than what Sabrina would have expected without the goblins making their next move. Their eyes kept returning to the same thing: Jade's tits.

That one little foothold was the difference between certain doom and a hope at victory in Sabrina's mind. She made eye contact with Jade for a split second, and that glance told her they were on the same page. These were humanoid monsters, which meant their Lust perks should have an effect.

"Hey, hey, calm down," Jade called out. It was time to test out her bonus to persuasion. "Why don't you just lower your weapons so we can resolve this peacefully?" The blades to the downed girls' throats and staff pointed straight to her were eased an inch away. The goblins quickly caught themselves, however, and put them back with a round of growls and hisses. "Whoa, hey, that's alright! Let's just chill a second. You don't trust us, I get that. I think if we all just take a minute to think about this, we can make sure you get everything you want. Okay?"

The main goblin gave a distrusting, but amicable huff through her nose in response. Jade would just have to work with that. She continued, "okay, great. I can tell you're reasonable gals. So are we. I think under different circumstances we'd be friends. Maybe we still can be." A soft growl indicated she should get to some kind of point already.

"If it's fine by you, I'd love to come just a little bit closer to get a look at your beauty." With that she took a step forward. Sabrina followed behind, facing away so that her wiggling butt kept her unnoticed. "You've still got your weapons up, you've got all the power here. We wouldn't dream of making a move."

A few more steps, now. The goblins seemed tense but didn't make a move. With less distance, their eyes didn't seem capable of looking anywhere but Jade's boobs and Sabrina's ass. Sabrina took advantage by getting on all fours, popping the bottom of her bodysuit open and crawling backwards towards the goblins. They didn't seem to even question it when she got closer than Jade and began closing the distance.

Taking another step, Jade said, "my name is Jade. Why don't you tell me yours?"

The leader goblin grunted before reluctantly answering with a gravely voice, "Sparks."

"Sparks! I love that, it's a very pretty name for a very pretty lady. Would you mind telling us what you want from us?"

Sparks shrugged. "Dunno. Loot. Blood-fun..." She narrow her eyes at Jade's chest, and added, "fuckmeat."

Jade gave a friendly chuckle. "Well all you ever had to do was ask. Lower that staff and I'll give you all the fuckmeat you can handle." Jade swung her tits from side to side, and the goblin was so enthralled that she actually lowered the staff.

Just then, Sabrina sprang up and did a one-eighty, using the momentum of her swing to stab the goblin over Alice right in the head. The leader screamed and pointed her staff to Jade, now bolting right for her. She shot another bolt of lightning, this one seeming less potent with her broken focus. The shock hurt, but Jade's perk took effect on keeping her from being pushed away.

Jade swung just once with her sword, powering it up with Heavy Hitter. That empowered impact split the goblin down the middle, each half quickly fizzling into ashy husks.

The third one didn't even get a chance to react before Sloan yanked her axe away and tossed it to the ground. Not opting for the easy way, Sloan yanked the goblin down and got her into a full-Nelson. She kept her pinned as the goblin flexed every muscle in her body in an attempt to break free. Ultimately, the goblin tired herself out.

Once the goblin was placid, Sloan demanded, "submit!"

"I submit," the goblin wheezed. "I am yours by conquest."

With that, Sloan unlocked her subclass and was rewarded with three 'capture pods.' She pulled out from her inventory, a pill-shaped device just large enough to fill her palm.

"Get in this thing," she ordered. The goblin bowed, and phase-shifted into a mist that was quickly sucked up into the pod.

It all happened so fast. Anything Sloan did would sound like nonsense if Sabrina ever tried to tell people about it. Unsure how to address it, they moved on.

Jade handed out tequila-based health potions to her injured friends, then joined Sabrina in looking over the loot. The loot went straight to the inventory of whoever got the kill. In addition to the ingredients, each got a different brand-new jelly type. There was a purple star for Jade and a green eye for Sabrina.

"Huh," Sabrina said nervously. "Who should..."

"You guys earned them," Alice cut off. "You cool with that, Sloan?"

Sloan nodded certainly. Sabrina and Jade didn't argue, and popped their jellies. Jade went first.

>[Mysticism] has reached lvl 1!

>No class. (4/6) Aspects unlocked. Unlock (6/6) to gain a class.

>In the absence of a class, your points have been allocated automatically.