The sun was going down as Magda sat down for another evening on the mountain. Idly she turned the two yaks she had caught that day, roasting them over the fire. She looked up at the mountain peaks that rose in the centre of the range, their pinnacles craved into elaborate eyries where once generations of her kind had feasted and cavorted. Magda's own father had ruled from there. But now she was the last giant among the mountains and the eyries had too many memories for her.
She spotted something coming up the mountain. At first she thought it was an ill-fated mountain goat, but she saw that it was a man.
The village elder struggled him way up the flinty slopes towards Magda's cave. He was an old man -- he was the same elder who had served her father for a time. Behind him were two heavily laden donkeys being led stubbornly up the slope.
'Lady Magda!' shouted the elder breathlessly. 'Magda the Enormous, daughter of Sven the Angry! I bring you tribute!'
Magda sighed. 'What have you brought me?' she said, turning her yaks again.
The elder hauled the donkeys up onto the ledge outside Magda's cave. He took the bundles from their backs and opened them. 'See, bolts of the finest cloth from the weaver's house!' he said with forced pride. 'A bundle of sweetmeats, the finest the baker and the butcher have ever made! And... and also some fine baskets, and a carving. The village children were supposed to sing a song about your many qualities, Lady Magda, but we feared the journey up the mountain would be too much for them.'
Magda inspected the offerings. In her father's day the village tributes were the foundation of the giants' relationship with the villagers of the foothills. The villagers offered what they could spare, and the giants refrained from stamping on their buildings and eating their relatives. Magda had no interest in spreading tedious destruction. Her father, he thought, would have disapproved of this.
'Leave it in the cave,' she said.
'Of course, my titanic queen,' said the elder. He wiped sweat away from his eyes and began enlisting the donkeys' help in dragging the village's tribute into the cave. She was struck by just how old he was. How long did they live down there? Fifty years? Sixty?
'It does not please you, my lady?' said the elder.
'Please me? Why would it please me? The sweetmeats will barely take away the taste of the yak, and what am I supposed to do with the cloth? Make a scarf? And I have enough baskets, thank you very much.'
'Then... what would you have us do for you, your enormousness?'
Magda stood up, and was overcome by frustration. What did she want? What would make her happy? 'Just... just a new life! Just something to do up here! I am the last of the mountain giants! What tribute can your village cart up here that can take away that sorrow? And what of these?' She clasped her enormous breasts. 'What good are these with no-one to nuzzle therein? What good these great thighs and this blonde hair if no-one will ever see them, save some ancient creature an eighth of my size?' She sat down again in a sulk.
'We did not know,' said the elder, 'that you felt such sorrow.'
'Well, I do. Begone, and do not bother me with these trinkets again.'
The elder sadly led his donkeys out of the cave and descended the slope. Magda did not bother to watch him go.
***
The next day, Magda climbed to the peak of her mountain where there was a tarn of ice-cold meltwater. She shrugged off the long tattered dress that she had made from a ship's sail, and undid the belt that she used to hold her hair back. She tested the water - ice-cold and perfectly clear.
She looked down at her breasts. Sven the Angry had always sired daughters with fine breasts. They were like mountains on their own. She had handsome child-bearing hips, too, not that she would be bearing anything soon, and between them a dense thatch of blonde hair. Her reflection in the tarn looked back at her, with its strong handsome face and full lips. She had ice-blue eyes.
Magda slid herself into the tarn. Sometimes she lay for hours up there staring up at the clouds, or when there were no clouds she looked up at the very highest mountain peaks. She had once had brothers who made a sport of scaling them -- they had all gone off to war, died in some pointless duel or fallen into the valleys below where the sun never shone. The sons and daughters of Sven the Angry had all disappeared, one by one, and now his youngest daughter was the only one left.
Again, she caught movement out of the corner of her eyes. She looked around to see a man struggling up onto the mountain peak beside her. She sat up, clasping her arms around her to hide her breasts.
It wasn't the elder. It was a younger man. He was dressed in the simple fashion of his village, and Magda was relieved to see he was not dragging more tribute-laden beasts with him.
'Who are you?' she demanded.
The man was for a moment stunned into silence by the sight of the naked giant in front of him.
'I...' he stammered, '... am Stellan.'
'Really? Are you the new elder?'
'No, my lady, 'said Stellan. 'I am the tribute.'
'The tribute?'
'Yes. The elder announced that your... needs are not being fulfilled by our efforts. So I was chosen to put that to rights.'
Magda looked him up and down. 'You?'
'Of course! I am the lustiest man in the village! Can you not see this broad chest and this handsome chin? The village wives all sigh whenever I pass by. And my stamina is renowned beyond the bounds of our village. I am a lover, my lady, the finest around!'
Magda saw that Stellan was indeed tall and broad-shouldered by the standards of the diminutive villagers. They all looked the same to her unless she really concentrated, and she had seen few of them beyond the increasingly decrepit elder. She thought that perhaps if she was significantly smaller he might have caught her eye.
'Very well,' she said. 'You say you are renowned?'
'Every husband hereabouts knows my name!' said Stellan proudly.
'Hmm.' Magda stood up, stepped out of the tarn, and laid down on the rock. In the mountain sun she would dry out quickly up there. 'You may begin,' she said.
Stellan had swallowed apprehensively as he had seen the full length of her for the first time. He had the look of a man who was watching an avalanche approaching. He steeled himself and approached Magda. 'Is there anything that in particular that you would like?'
'Just do whatever you do,' she replied. 'Is that how you start when seducing all the wives?'
'Well, no. I just take them in my arms and they usually swoon. You are something of a challenge, Lady Magda.'
'We can safely do aside with that part. I'm waiting.'
'Of course.'
Stellan clambered up onto one of Magda's thighs, then onto her belly. Many years of climbing up and down the mountain hunting yak had made her body taut, so the footing was good. He approached her right breast with reverence.
Magda glanced down to see him licking at her breast. He kissed the underside of her breast, then walked up between her breasts to get at her nipple. He licked it with some enthusiasm, until he looked sideways to see that Magda was unimpressed. He felt more like an itch than a man, or like an insect walking on her skin. Looking rather despondent, he slid down onto her belly again, and then down between her legs.
'Can you feel that?' he said after a few moments.
'Feel what?' said Magda.
'I'm trying my best. Are you sure you can't feel anything?'
Magda concentrated. She could feel something fluttering around her lips down there -- he was certainly going at it with some enthusiasm for the fluttering was very fast, but it barely drummed against her.
After some time Stellan emerged, looking bedraggled. 'I fear,' he said, 'that I may be defeated.'
'That's it?' said Magda.
'The difference in... well, in size, presents an obstacle to love that I have not encountered before,' said Stellan. 'Why, my lady's pleasure-nub alone is almost the size of...'
'Then I think it best that we let it rest. You'd better get back to the village. No doubt there is a tiny warm woman waiting for you down there.'
'Yes, my lady.' Stellan hesitated. 'Is there one thing I can ask of you?'
'Perhaps,' said Magda.