Chapter 12 -- Oops, my bad.
Jez just got done giving the lecture for psychology 101 and was heading back to the apartment for lunch when she saw an Angel flag her down.
Jez smiled and walked over, she noticed he looked nervous so she said, "What is it?"
The Angel took a big breath and introduced himself to her. "Arch," he bowed, "I am Gene your second in command. I am not sure how to say this but your command as caused an incident with the Weres."
Jez confused says, "What happened?"
Gene said sounding nervous, "Well you see when the command came down to only kill in self defense there was a group of 8 Angels working with 2 Weres hunting down some vampires in LA. You know how vampires are, needed to be put down before the humans noticed all the dying."
Jez nods and wonders if he is intimidated by her, he seems so nervous like she will lose it and kill him or something.
Jez says, "Take a deep breath, relax, and tell me what the problem is."
Gene says, "Well, your command didn't take into account saving others, so when 5 vampires jumped one of the Weres, the Angels were constrained by your command and were forced to just watch him die. The Were that was with him was not happy, not happy at all I'm afraid."
Jez rolls her eyes and says, "Shit, didn't think about that."
Jez closes her eyes and quickly sends out a command that angels can only kill in self defense or to defend another.
Gene nods, "That should fix it, or at least keep it from happening again."
Jez mutters, "Stupid. I should have thought of that."
In a louder voice she says, "So, what's the standard for something like this, to smooth things over with the Weres, I assume oops, my bad will not work."
Jez shakes her head, "Hold off a minute, come with me for lunch and we will talk, a parking lot isn't the best place for this conversation."
Jez leads Gene to the apartment, she decides either he is a naturally nervous person meaning the old Arch probably picked him because he wasn't likely to challenge or attack him, or it's possible it's because his new boss is a Demon succubus as well, only time will tell.
Gene looks surprised as Jezebel makes them both lunch and serves it up. She hopes he is not ineffective, nervous she can deal with, ineffective she will replace.
Gene explains, "Weres are very straight forward, they also fight at the drop of a hat. An apology would cause offense actually, the best bet is to wait it out I think."
Jez peers at him and repeats in disbelief, "Wait it out?"
Jez pulls her phone and calls Andrew, "Hi dad, got a sec." She explains the issue to him succinctly and asks what he would do.
Andy says, "Well, if you wait it out as your second suggested they will probably attack and kill a few angels, probably 8, the same number that was there. Or you could claim responsibility, don't apologize to a Were ever, but tell them you made a mistake and you will submit to a challenge if they want it.
"It will be over that way in one fight, of course you'll have to kill one of their Weres if they don't just let it go."
Jez says, "So my choices are kill a Were or stand by and wait for 8 angels to get whacked?"
Andy answers, "Yes, that about sums it up."
Jez says, "Wait, does the fight have to be to the death, what if I just knock one unconscious?"
She hears her father sigh into the phone and answer, "Yes, that would work, but it will be extremely hard to do that, you would have to fight without fire and Weres are very strong, there is a really good chance you could die."
Jezebel snickers, "Dad, did you forget I'm a succubus?" She continues more seriously, "I can put him down in other ways you know."
She hears her father cough in embarrassment and get out, "Good plan."
Jez says, "Thanks dad, talk to you later."
Jez hangs up and says, "Ok Gene, tell them I admit the fault is mine and will submit to a challenge to settle the matter. See if you can get them to come here."
While Jezebel finishes up her sentence an out of breath Sandy runs into the room and blurts out, "What's happening, I felt your distress."
Jezebel introduces Sandy to Gene, and then takes Sandy into the other room allowing Gene to make that phone call.
Jezebel explains to Sandy what's going on finishing with, "Sorry Dee, my distress was just about me screwing up the order and getting someone killed."
Sandy snorts and says scathingly, "Yes, you said not kill, so why the hell didn't they try to restrain or stop the vampires from killing the Were, at that point the vamps probably would have probably started attacking the Angels who would have been able to kill them."
Jez blushes and says, "Oh damn, I was so hung up on screwing up I didn't think about that, the bastards probably used it as an excuse."
"Gene, get in here now," she bellows. Maybe Gene was nervous because he was hiding a deeper reason she thought.
Gene stumbles into the room and Jez demands to know the truth of why the angels let the Were die.
Gene looks uncomfortable and answers, "Umm, most Angels believe the Weres are just dumb brutes, I would say they let him die because the thought it was funny, and they knew they could blame it on your order, or at least thought they could."
Gene shrugs, "Most Angels wouldn't have done it regardless, some even think Weres aren't so bad, these 8 though." Gene's speech kind of trails off and stops.
Jez closes her eyes and counts to ten as the obvious question comes to mind.
"Gene, if these Angels believe they are dumb brutes and are of a minority that would laugh at their deaths, who the fuck was dumb enough to assign them to a joint species raid?"
Jez's eyes are blood red and filled with fire, Gene looks like he is going to shit his pants.
Jez felt Sandy touch her back and immediately relaxed about 5 notches but she is still clearly annoyed, "Well, answer the question Gene."
To Sandy privately in her head, 'Thanks love. I was ready to kill this idiot.' Sandy squeezed her tush in response and managed to look innocent while doing it, Gene didn't even notice.
Gene said in a hopeless voice, "The area supervisor is of a like mind."
Jez said, "And who is this supervisor."
Gene trembling now, "Well, ummm, me." The me part came out like a squeak.
Jezebel was seriously considering killing him when all the sudden he was lifted off the floor and thrown into the wall on the other side of the room. She looked back and saw sweet Sandy with a snarl on her face.
Sandy was livid and growled out, "You stinking worm, you were going to let her risk her life to save your worthless slimy ass and your 8 cronies."
Jez watched in amazement as the fire Gene shot at Sandy in a panic pulled a U turn and burned into one of his legs. Then he was slammed up against the wall again.
It was Jez's turn apparently, she reached out and caressed Sandy's neck with a fingertip caused the Witch to calm down. Sandy still held Gene against the wall but it looked less likely she would take him apart piece by piece now.
Jez pulled out her phone and sent a text to Daniel to get to her house as soon as possible. Then she called Natalie and asked if we owned any horse farms anywhere, surprisingly enough we did.
Jez turned to Gene and laid into him with a command, "You are no longer the area supervisor for LA or my second; you will spend the next 50 years cleaning horse stalls. You will treat the animals and humans on that farm with respect and obey their orders unless it will bring harm. In 50 years come back for a chat.
Jez nodded at Sandy to let him go, as soon as Gene hit the ground he ran out of the house. She then gave Sandy a hug and a kiss filled with gratitude for the backup.
A few minutes later Daniel came in to the house with a questioning look, "Yes Arch?"
Jez said, "Ah Daniel, congratulations, I am giving you a lot more work."
Daniel looked confused.
Jez said, "Gene just retired as my second, seems he had an undeniable urge to clean up horse shit for the next 50 years."
Sandy giggled.
Daniels mouth dropped open, "Your making me your second?"
Jez looks at Sandy, "He is a bit slow, maybe I should find someone else."
Sandy giggles, her eyes twinkling, "No, he deserves a chance."
Jez says, "Well, if you're sure Sandy. Yes, Daniel you're my second now."
Jez then took the time to explain her afternoon since class, Daniel frowning more and more as she went on.
Jez concluded, "So I need you to check and make sure at least my supervisors are not arrogant racist tools that are assigning other arrogant racist tools to work with other races. Meaning the first part is generally ok if it doesn't affect their judgment and they don't act on it.
"I also need you to assign a replacement to LA. Those 8 shmucks need to be sent to the werewolves to admit culpability and agree to a fight one at a time. Make sure the LA replacement knows to find Angels that don't hate Weres when they we have to work together, the same for the other races etc.
"I'm just lucky that Gene didn't have time to call with my offer before Sandy clued me in to what was going on."
Jez smiled at him and added, "Oh, and don't be shy about telling me about any stupid shit going on, it's better if we catch it before creating an incident.