Jane the Jungle Queen

Have you ever had one of those days where everything just kept on getting worse and worse? Well for Jane Doe (yes that is her name) she could certainly relate. What was supposed to be a peaceful weekend in Brazil with her 5-year-long boyfriend Brad, quickly turned to the worst. First, the amazing hotel they were supposed to stay in turned out to be a trashy dump, after that her luggage was still back in the states, and finally the reason why her boyfriend decided to go to Brazil was not for a romantic getaway but rather to hook up with some local. With the two-day weekend coming to a close, 31-year-old woman couldn't wait to just hop onto the plane and head home. Sadly, however fate has had other plans.

"Passengers, this is your pilot speaking. We will be entering into so be prepared for slight turbulence."

"Oh lovely." Jane said sarcastically.

With the plane entering into the storm, it began to shake causing Jane's buxom chest to jiggle up and down. Disturbed by the pervert next to her, Jane decided to pay her attention to the window to her left. Through the gray clouds, Jane was able to see a secluded island that was untouched by chaos of the modern world. As Jane was looking upon the island, she couldn't help but think that it would've been much better if she spent two days there. Little did the red head know that her wish was going to become true.

Like a one in a million chance, two lightning bolts struck down at the wings of the plane causing the metal contraption to plummet down into the island. As the plane was being filled with screams, Jane's entire life began to flash before her eyes, and the single thought that passed threw her was "Is this the end?" (Un)Fortunately for it was not.

When Jane came to, she was not 20 feet underwater but rather laying upon a sandy beach with her the ocean water tickling her bare feet and the natural sun beaming upon her freckled face.

"Gah, my head." Jane said as she stood up with a throbbing headache. "What happened?"

Soon as Jane said that her memories began to fill with the plane crash. With her mind now up to date, Jane started to look around the beach for survivors. When she couldn't find anyone she then looked out towards the sea to find no trace of plane wreckage or floating luggage. Seeing that there was no trace of the crash on the sand or out in the ocean, Jane decided to head into the forest to find the crashed plane or any other people.

As Jane was walking deeper and deeper into the forest, she began to hear sounds of static...like something from a radio. Seeing this as a glimmer of hope, Jane began to rush towards the sound, not realizing the fallen branch in front of her. Tripping on the branch, Jane began to tumble down till finally being cushioned by a pile of mud.

"Fuck!" Jane cursed as her streak of bad luck continued.

With her clothes wet and covered in mud, Jane decided it would be for the best to take off the clothes. Peeling off her white tank top and blue shorts, Jane showed off her DD chest and her freckled bubble butt. Now naked, the red head looked in amazement that just in front of her was the plane she was on, wrapped in thick vines and tall large trees.

"Yes!" Jane said in glee. "I can finally find help."

Using her college level gymnast skills, Jane climbed up the tree that was attached to the plane and entered into the plane via an open emergency exit door. As Jane walked through the abandon plane and towards the pilot's room, she couldn't help but feel as if she was being watched. Opening the door, Jane used her emerald eyes to look for the radio. When she was finally able to find the radio, she quickly grabbed ahold of it.

"Hello? Can anyone hear me? My name is Jane D-"

Before Jane was able to finish her sentence, a velociraptor lunged towards the naked woman from behind her. Hearing the creature's quick footsteps, Jane dodged the large reptile causing it to crash into the airplane radio.

"NO!" Jane cried out as that was her last glimmer of hope.

Fearing for her life, Jane quickly hopped out of the plane and tried to outrun the dinosaur. Sadly, however that didn't work as the velociraptor was inches away from chewing her butt. Using her quick thinking, Jane crawled up the closest tree she could. As the velociraptor was trying to climb up the tree to get a bite out of the woman, Jane was trying to figure out a way to take down the creature. Seeing the rope vine hanging in front of her, the red-headed woman grabbed the rope-like plant and descending down at the reptile. As Jane was trying to choke the life out of the velociraptor, the deadly dinosaur was not giving up without a fight. Using its brute strength and its traitorous speed, the velociraptor tried to shake Jane off of it. But sadly that did not work as with its final breath, the velociraptor fell to the ground.

"Finally," Jane said as she let out sighs of exhaustion.

With hunger starting to get the best of her and the day coming closer to the night, Jane decided to seek shelter while pulling the velociraptor from behind her. Finally, after looking around for almost 15 minutes, Jane found a cave where she could sleep in. Quickly starting a fire and using the knife-like rock next to her, Jane started to cut open the large reptile. As Jane was cooking the dinosaur meat above the makeshift fire, questions upon questions started to swarm her head, like "Why are there dinosaurs on this island?", "Where is this place?" and most importantly, "If the plane crash landed into the, how did she land upon the beach of the island?" With these questions swarming like a hornet's nest, Jane decided to finish eating her meat and take a worthwhile rest. Little did Jane know that up in the dark treetops, a figure was closely looking at her.