Greetings all; in my stories my characters exist in my head, but there might be real life inspirations for some of them. Who knows?
This is sort of a haunted house meets, reincarnation story, where the house is occupied by a spirit rather than a ghost, with some voyeurism, romance, love, and friendship mixed in.
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Mattie fell in love with the little white house with the red brick chimney the first time she laid eyes on it, and best of all it was in her price range. It had two small bedrooms, a small kitchen, and a small living room. It sat on a large lot next to the intersection of two lightly traveled country roads. The yard had mature trees for shade, fruit trees that produced apples and plums, and a plot that had been used for a vegetable garden just like she'd always wanted.
Jacob watched from his portrait hanging above the fireplace while Mattie and the real estate agent stood nearby as she committed to buying the house.
"It looks much as it did when the original owner built it nearly seventy years ago," said the agent, "However," she said before crossing her fingers for luck, and hoped that the story she was about to tell wouldn't scare Mattie off. "The owner, Jacob De Cum believed in reincarnation.
"Mmm, did you say cum?" interrupted Mattie, who found the mere uttering of the word to be titillating.
"I know right," responded the humorless agent, "I can't abide the stuff." Then she quickly continued with her explanation of the conditions Mattie would have to agree to before she could purchase the house. "So the story goes that Mr. De Cum planned for his spirit to live in the house until his hundredth birthday, at which time he would be placed in a new body.
"His son inherited the house, but In his will Mr. De Cum stipulated that the property wasn't to be modified until his spirit moved on. He provided money to pay property taxes, utilities, and for a caretaker to maintain the place." Then she arched her eyebrows.
"So this house is haunted huh," said Mattie. "Isn't that a quaint notion? When does he turn one hundred?
"In a few months," replied the agent.
"If his hundredth birthday is only months away why is the property being sold now?" asked Mattie.
"Jacob's will didn't prohibit it from being sold," replied the agent. "I guess he didn't expect that his son would put it on the market before he turned one hundred, but he did."
"Hm, the love of money," commented Mattie, shaking her head.
The agent briefly arched her eyebrows, feeling that she herself was in no position to criticize anyone for trying to make a buck. "Well, to be completely accurate the son put it up for lease with the option to buy a year or so after Mr. De Cum died."
"Oh, ok," responded Mattie as her eyes scanned the room again. "So why did the previous occupant leave such a cute little house anyway?" she asked with the ghost story still on her mind.
"She got married and moved in with her husband," replied the agent.
"Before her a young couple leased the property until their new family outgrew it."
"Well, I'm not looking for a another husband, and I'm certainly not starting a family," responded Mattie with a chuckle. "My kid is starting college in the fall, and I'm married to my work."
"Lucky you," said the agent, "If nothing else, work doesn't snore."
Both women laughed.
"Well the house is perfect for me just as it is," stated Mattie, "I'll keep it like this for him until Mr., um, De Cum leaves."
The agent smiled and exhaled a sigh of relief. This was the first time in nine years that she'd shown the house without something weird happening that put off a prospective client.
"Oh my," said Mattie as she admired the stonework of the fireplace. "I hadn't noticed the portrait hanging there."How did I miss seeing it? Is that Mr. De Cum?" she asked.
"Yes, that's him," said the agent. "For some reason his son wasn't able to get it down. It appears to be built into the fireplace somehow."
"Hm, he's gorgeous," said Mattie. "His spirit can haunt me anytime." She then stared at the portrait for a long moment until the first signs of desire started in her clit, and quickly spread to her core.
"I need to get back to the city," she said abruptly." Then she headed outside.
"Burr," said the agent who followed a step behind her.
"What's the matter?" asked Mattie.
"I always feel a cold chill when I walk through the door," replied the agent, who was glad to be rid of the listing. The place gave her the creeps.
"Hm," said Mattie, as they climbed into the agent's car. "I didn't feel anything."
Meanwhile inside the house Jacob's spirit had come out of his portrait just in time to beat the agent to the door. Now he was looking out of the window at his future house-guest. She was beautiful, sassy, and sexy. He'd been waiting for thirty years for the right woman to come along, and there she was.
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Jacob De Cum had lived in the house with his battleaxe of a wife until her passing, and when it was his time to go he declined to enter heaven where he believed he'd have to spend eternity with her. The angel of death assured him that it didn't work that way in the hereafter. She told him that everyone in heaven is a free agent, but Jacob didn't want to chance it.
"What about being reincarnated instead of going to heaven?" he asked. "Is that a thing?"
"It most certainly is," responded the perky female angel. "Here's the thing though; you're of European descent, your next life might be nothing like the one you just lived. Your new host body might not even be your original race or gender; for that matter you might not even be a human. Regardless, until such time as the almighty makes her decision about you, you will be free to roam the earth or live in the spirit realm.
The decision was easy for Jacob. "I'll go for reincarnation, but I'm not interested in roaming, I want to stay in my home," he said. "There's one problem though. I don't have a will, and I don't want my house to be remodeled or torn down until after I leave."
"I can arrange that," said the angel. "I'll file the appropriate documents with the county, and on your hundredth birthday the clause will expire."
"Why my hundredth birthday?" asked Jacob.
"The almighty cycles souls every hundred years or so," said the angel. "You'll be assigned to a new life-form soon afterwards."
"What would've happened if I'd lived to be older than a hundred?" asked Jacob.
"Don't be a wise-ass, said the angel.
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His spirit settled-in in anticipation of three decades of peace and quiet, or so he thought. About a year in his son brought a real estate agent to the house. She made notes as they walked the property and it was quickly apparent to Jacob that his son was going to list the place for sale.
Jacob lost it. "Y you titty sucking momma's boy," he screamed at his son. "I bet your mother's spirit put you up to this. Damn it, I forgot to have that angel of death put a no sale clause in my will.
"Mother...fucker. Well, I'll see to it that nobody buys my house," he declared.
Since he was a spirit instead of a ghost, people could feel him touch them, he could knock things over, speak to them in their dreams, or even make them feel his presence. Best of all he could make them feel cold when he enveloped them, which he did to them as soon as the agent and his son came back into the house.
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It turned out that his son offered the house as a lease with the option to buy. Regardless, Jacob was true to his word and ran off every prospect that the agent showed the house. He also made a point to stand in the doorway every time the agent passed through so she'd feel the coolness of his body. Once the potential home buyers were in the house he'd zoom about whichever room they were in to ensure they got a creepy feeling about the place.
Not only did the plan work, but he had fun doing it until he had an unexpected visitor. A spirit guide appeared and gave him some advice. "Stop being a jerk to everyone," he said. "If you want a plum assignment when your next host is chosen, it'd be a good idea to have treated nice people well." The spirit guide then pondered for a moment before adding, "But if that agent brings some knuckleheads up in here, fuck with em all you want." Then he smirked.
To be honest Jacob was a little taken aback by the angel's potty-mouth, but he heeded his advice. A few months later he welcomed a young couple who were buying their first home.
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Jack and Jill Mehoff were twenty somethings that Jacob took to immediately, so he generated positive energy the whole time they toured the house. He wasn't sure whether his presence helped or not, but after the agent finished her talk about the instructions in his will, and the possibility that his spirit was still living in the house, Jack smirked dismissively but Jill looked at his portrait and grinned. She was a hardcore exhibitionist and the thought of someone watching her all the time immediately set her pussy on fire.
A satisfied smile spread across Jacob's face when Jill told the agent they'd take it. Even though he was pleased about the young couple buying his house, Jacob still stood in the doorway so he could give the agent a chill when she went outside.