"Fuuuuuuck" moaned Jack who again, woke up to a (what he thought) horrible day. Jack was a 27 year old dragon, yeah that's right, DRAGON. Well he wasn't 27 more like 2600. He was born in as the 6th 'child' in his family in the some of the last years of the dragons rule. He choose 27 as his body because it was the prime of his dragon AND human life. Enough of the past, let's get on with it
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Jack got outta bed, made it and went to his master bathroom. He washed up and got ready for work. He worked at the museum down the street as a tour guide. He had to act perky and happy when he, inside wanted to stab some of the kids who asked the most retarded questions. Dismissing those memories from his mind he hopped down the stairs and ran out, trying to avoid the creepy ass lady who always watched him and rocked in her chair. She, of course asked him to come here. He stopped, marched over and stood there, waiting. "Could you come inside with me and see if my bread looks good." He could already see were this was going so he backed up and ran like hell. When he reached his car he could only shudder about all the nasty images that he imagined. "Fuck that, how did I even get her attention anyway" he said as he got into his car and started it up. It coughed but came to life roaring like a lion. He pulled out of the parking lot and started off down the street.
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"Ugh, where is that lousy excuse for a tour guide anyway" said Rose. He was late by 15 minutes and counting; and he had a class coming in 2 minutes. Then in a flash he walked through the door. She strolled up to him and stopped him in his tracks. "And why were you late mister, you must known that you have a class in a minute." He glared at her and said, "I'm not in the fucking mood Rose. Go sit at your counter and fill out papers." And then as if nothing happened he pushed past her and made way for the coffee. She sat there gawking. Well I never, she thought as she came up to Jack turned him around and slapped the crap outta his face. He slowly turned his head and glared at her as if she killed his sister. She actually peed herself looking in those eyes of hate. It looked as if the pits of hell were in the center of his eyes. He then whispered, "You peed yourself; maybe you should clean that up because I hear the students. She still sat there as if in a trance. After 20 seconds she snapped out of it and ran no sprinted to the janitor's closet.
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