Note: This is the start of a new series, following a team of agents seeking to end a terrible war with strange bee-like faerie women. It is set within the same world as my other stories, but its continuity is largely distinct—don't expect much intersection.
Because this series has a definite ending, you can guess that it's not necessarily going to end happily for every character. Well, that depends on how you look at it, but I'm sure you can guess from the tags the direction an "unhappy ending" is likely to take. You've been warned!
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"Give it back!"
"Hee! Fuck off, magic man! Mine now!"
"I'm going to
incinerate
you as soon as I get that back!"
"Excuse me. If you two don't break it up, I'm going to cut off your arms and stuff them into your flapping mouths."
"Everybody shut up! I can't even hear needles crunch with all this racket!"
Okino held his head in his hands, trying to tune out the noise. He bonked his head against the tree trunk behind him.
I've made a terrible mistake.
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"Are you sure, Okino?" Cap Rhoelt—for some reason, nobody ever called them 'captain', and this was how they seemed to like it—peered over the desk through large, foggy spectacles. Rhoelt's totally hairless face and shapeless white robes made determining a gender next to impossible, and as far as Okino knew, that was also how they liked it.
"If we don't get to the ruins, the whole city will be brought down, Cap." Okino resisted the urge to rub his sweating brow. Rhoelt's gaze had driven lesser men to tears, but Okino was not lesser men. He could show no weakness. Still, those purple eyes were...unnerving. "These fey creatures, these...meadbrewers. We can't beat them like this, slashing at swarms like a panicked child."
"You propose we take a swung at the hornets' nest directly." Rhoelt raised an eyebrow. "Did you ever try
that
as a child?"
"Yes." Okino pursed his lips. He didn't bother asking how Cap knew. Cap always knew.
"And how did it go?"
"Badly. But Cap, someone's already swung at it a couple times. The hornets are already as angry as they can get. If we want to stop them, we're just going to have to swing at it even harder." Okino started to bang on the desk for emphasis, but a prickling sensation on the back of his neck slowed it to a light tap. Rhoelt did not look like the type to appreciate emphasis.
"With a bigger stick."
"Yes, sir." Okino resisted the urge to bite his lip. As a lieutenant, he had some authority, but all paled to that of the City Watch's captain. If Rhoelt didn't like the idea, that was that. Not even the governor-mayor would dare object.
Rhoelt sighed. "Well, obviously, you're right."
Okino blinked.
"That's not what I was really asking about," Cap Rhoelt went on. They tapped a sheet of paper on their desk, scowling. "I was merely expressing doubt as to your choices. Is this
really
the team you want?"
Okino felt almost giddy, but he had to keep his wits about him now more than ever. "The team needs to be small and competent." He knew he was right about this. He just had to make Rhoelt see that. "These four are the best in their fields."
"Yathi? She's not our best scout. Surely that honor goes to Amnia. I'm given to understand that Yathi has a bad habit of fidgeting when she aught to be quiet. Some sort of hyperactivity, or the like." The Cap waved a hand vaguely. "Yathi's decent enough, but hardly the best."
This time Okino did bite his lip. He'd been hoping Rhoelt wouldn't notice that. Okino's reasons for wanting Yathi along weren't wholly on-the-level, he knew. But he'd come prepared. "Yathi has amazing senses and a brilliant knack for stealth. Plus, I've heard Amnia has a mead problem."
Rhoelt's brow furrowed.
It was a dirty trick, Okino knew, but those rumors
did
exist. Admittedly, Amnia had been sober for the last few months. Still, it was possible Rhoelt hadn't heard that yet. Amnia was one of the few guards able to keep some secrets from the Cap.
"Well, perhaps," Rhoelt murmured. "Yathi does have good senses. What of Trys? She's been captured by the Thriae before. Her mind is vulnerable."
"She's the best fighter we have," Okino said honestly. "Her savagery is a marvel to behold. And if we get captured, we're all lost no matter what."
"Then you have Brist and Ia. Brist is a klutz. Ia is insane."
"Brist is a genius mage and Ia...well, whatever it is she does, she has a perfect performance record. And Ia was young enough to be inoculated against the Thriae's mead. With the exception of Yathi, everyone on this team is at the very top of the rankings."
"Ah. 'Rankings'. You're building a team piecemeal, boy." Rhoelt wagged a finger. "Rookie mistake. This team has nothing in common, and everyone in it is completely incompatible. They'll kill each other before they get anywhere near the ruins."
"They just need a good leader," Okino said confidently. "Don't worry, Cap. I'll have them working shipshape before you can say 'honeypot'."
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"I said,
give it back!
"
Brist lunged and plucked the crystal out of Ia's grip. He pulled back and clutched it to his chest with both hands, glaring bitterly at the would-be thief.
The would-be thief
tsk
ed. "Aw, man." Ia slumped back against a redwood trunk. She reached up and brushed wild black hair from her wild black eyes, clearly trying to force it once again into something resembling a topknot. "Almost had it, too. I bet I'd've been a champion magician. Why you gotta kill all my dreams, Brist?"
"You wouldn't even know what to do with it," Brist snapped. He carefully placed the gray crystal in a pouch at his side. "This takes an
insane
level of concentration to channel through."
"You mean like the kind I need to find a path that won't
kill
us?" growled a voice from below. Brist and Ia both looked down at the speaker.
Yathi glanced up at them, yellow eyes flashing as she crouched on the forest floor. "You think we're safe here? You've got not half a brain between the two of you, for all your high marks." She waved her little crossbow wildly. This was the same crossbow nobody ever saw Yathi draw but that she always seemed to have in her hand whenever she had need of a strange, terrifying argument prop. She poked Brist's leg with it, causing him to recoil. "The meadbrewers are
everywhere
these days, butterbutts. If you don't wanna be stuck thrusting in treacle for the rest of your days, you'll let me
focus
."
"But she—"
"Guys, let her do her thing," Trys snapped. Brist jumped—he'd thought she was asleep, and judging by the startled looks of his comrades, they'd assumed the same. The blonde warrior sat cross-legged against a nearby tree, her hands clasped and eyes shut in some silent prayer. "Don't waste time. Sucks enough we gotta do this—do you want to be stuck sucking honeycombs on top of that?"
"But she was—" Trys's eyes opened. Brist went silent.
Ia stuck her tongue out at him.
Brist crossed his arms and fumed in silence. Unbelievable. The woman was not a day over nineteen—close to two years beneath him!—and here she was, being treated like just as important a member of the team as the most accomplished student of the entire Onyx Academy.
It wasn't fair. Just because crystal magic wasn't inborn, everybody acted like it was "lesser" magic. Brist
knew
things would be different if he was some sort of fancy princeling ice mage or enchanter. Instead...
He grit his teeth. Instead he was stuck serving under Okino. The most arrogant, insufferable man in the entire Watch. He stole a look at the lieutenant, carefully concealing his annoyance.
Okino was his opposite in almost every way. Where Brist was short and scrawny, Okino was tall and muscular. Where Brist was humble and sensible, Okino was proud and impulsive. Even their hair and skin colors diverged—Okino's hair was short and dark, his skin as pale as a white peach. Brist, meanwhile, had dark skin, and his long curly hair had been completely bleached in an unfortunate magical incident he didn't want to think about right now that
was not
his fault.
Anyways, Okino really was—
"Got it!" Yathi chirped. She sprang to her feet, grinning. "
Ooee.
The forest is a deathtrap."
Silence greeted her words. Trys's eyes opened and stared up at Yathi, showing a rare emotion: Alarm. "Er...is it?"
"Yup." Yathi smirked, rapping a rolled-up scroll against the top of Trys's head. "Map's obsolete. The beetle husks here," she held up something dark and crumbly in her other hand, "tell me that we've got a bee problem. The forest is claimed."
"But this is..." Brist swallows. "This is right next to the city."
"Eeyup." Yathi tossed her dark hair, not that there was much to toss. "Yeah, this city'll be down in a matter of moons at most if we don't hurry. We'll have to take a detour. The Crags should do."
Brist adjusted his collar beneath his robe. "Isn't that that horrible misty desert of death and despair?"
"Technically, mist is water vapor. The Crags have Faerie Fog. That's condensed poison vapor."
Brist swallowed again.
"Yathi." Okino cleared his throat, placing a hand on Yathi's arm. "Sweetheart, not that I don't trust your judgment, but are you sure that's a good route to take?"
Yathi pulled away and gave Okino an annoyed look. "I can get us through it,
sir
. The Fog only settles around you if you piss them off. These are different fey from the Thriae. We're talking oreads, quenchers, that kind of thing. Just don't kick any piles of stones or wear shoes and you'll be fine."
"No shoes?" Ia bent over. "I've been training for this moment my whole life. Always hated these things."
"No, you haven't. Private,
please
do not throw your shoes away. You'll need them after the desert."
"I was
gonna
stuff them in the magic man's little crystal pouch, but whatever. Hey, on a side note, does anybody have any idea what's wrong with this toe? It's all yellow and it stinks."
Brist jerked away as Ia thrust the foot in his face. "That's infected. When's the last time you bought new shoes?"
Ia blinked. She cocked her head. "Is...is that one of those things rich people do? Like getting bidets installed, and eating more than three times a week?"
"