Everyone in this story is over the age of 18.
This is, like, so weird,
Beth thought. She glanced over at the skinny, naked geek standing behind her.
Lucas was his name, she was pretty sure. How sad was it that this tiny dude who she'd never date -- wasn't even sure of his actual name -- was about to have sex with her and knock her up? She'd swear she was dreaming, if she'd ever actually had a dream as messed up as this one.
Beth thought his name was Lucas because she remembered being in Chemistry class with him and every time the teachers asked a question it was Lucas whose arm would shoot into the air. That kid knew everything.
Well, at least our baby will be smart
, Beth thought to herself. She looked down at her tight, naked, cheerleader body.
Smart
and
sexy. Maybe these dumb aliens are onto something after all.
"Uh, so. How do you want to go about this?" Lucas asked. His voice was nasal. He kept reaching to push his glasses up his nose, but the aliens had taken them from him so he was pushing at nothing. He had light brown hair. His ribs stuck out like he hadn't eaten in months. His arms and legs were like twigs. Beth worried, if he actually ever got around to fucking her, she might break him.
All around her, Beth heard the sounds of her classmates acting upset. Arguing and whining about this situation they'd been stuck in. She didn't see the point in it. Beth was used to being told what to do. Her Daddy. Her teachers. Her boyfriends. They handed out the orders and she followed them. It had worked out perfectly so far. So, the aliens told her to fuck. There were worse fates in this world. Beth didn't see how arguing about it was going to change anything.
"I don't see what the problem is, Lewis," Beth said. She blew her long, dark brown hair out of her eyes.
"My name is Lucas," Lucas said.
Right. I knew that. Why did I suddenly think Lewis?
Beth was fairly sure it was all the stuff the aliens had pumped her body full of. She liked sex, usually. But she couldn't imagine being this worked up over a hot guy, let alone the too-smart scarecrow standing behind her. As it was, they were only about a minute in, and she was already humping the air behind her. Her legs were dripping with her own lubrication.
"Look, can you just stick it in me?" Beth asked. She was already impatient. "Let's get this over with."
"I don't want to hurt you," Lucas said. He again tried to fix his nonexistent glasses.
"Oh, don't worry, baby," Beth said, "Your little geek dick isn't going to do a thing to me."
"I don't have a little geek dick," Lucas spat back.
Actually, Beth wasn't able to turn her head enough to see what Lucas was packing. For all she knew, he had a Godzilla cock. But she was pretty sure he didn't. Nerds had small dicks, but they were really good at eating you out. Everyone knew that.
"You know, making fun of me isn't going to make this any easier," Lucas said. He sounded legit unhappy. Around them, most of the other kids had already surrendered to their urges. Beth could hear the grunts and groans of girls getting good and fucked. It reminded her of this one party a few months back where all the football guys had...
Anyway. She was already horny enough without thinking about crazy nights like that one.
"I don't see what's so hard about it," Beth said, "I thought you were smart and stuff."
"I am smart," Lucas said, defensively, "But I don't know what I'm doing. I've never done this before."
"It's pretty easy, babe. Just stick your cock in my pussy," Beth said.
"Sure, just like that," Lucas said, mumbling to himself.
"I don't see what the big deal is," Beth said with a sigh. "The faster you stick it in me, the sooner this will be over. Then I can go back to my friends, and you can go do... Well, whatever the heck it is you do with your free time. I'm guessing play videogames and watch cartoons where cheerleaders get fucked by tentacle monsters."
"I don't watch hentai," Lucas said. Like that was the thing to argue about.
"You don't even have to last long," Beth said, "You can put it in and fill me up. See? Simple."
"And if I told you that, in order to solve a quadratic equation, you merely need to factor the quadratic? Isn't that simple?" Lucas asked.
"The what-what?" Beth asked, "Why are you talking gibberish right now? I asked you to fuck me, not give me a math lesson."
"Well, at least she knows it's math," Lucas said under his breath, like Beth really couldn't hear him in that little stall. "See, it's not that simple."
"Whatever, you don't have to know anything more than 1 plus 1 equals 3," Beth said.
"Wait, what?" Lucas was flabbergasted.
"Because you put your one in my one and we make a baby," Beth said, "I'm being clever."
"Uh huh," Lucas said, "Look, I know that you spread your legs for every guy that asks but I've never done this before. I'm legit freaking out right now."
"Did you just call me a slut?" Beth asked.
Silence. All she could hear were the slaps of thighs and the cries of pleasure coming from the other stalls. Why couldn't that be her instead of being stuck with this loser?
"Look, I'm sorry," Lucas said, "I only meant that you know what you're doing here, and I don't. If they made us all do math or science or chess or whatever, I'd be helping you. I'm relying on the expert here. It's a compliment. Sort of."
"It's so easy," Beth said, "I don't see what the big deal is. Look, see this?" She wiggled her ass in the air. "Why don't you touch it?"
Obediently, Lucas placed his palm on her butt cheek. The heat of his hand almost put Beth over the top. She'd never been this horny in her life. It was breathtaking.
"It's, um, very nice," Lucas said. He gulped.
"Damn straight," Beth said. She'd spent all her free time in the gym, kept a strict diet, the whole thing. All so she could have this amazing bod. OK, she hadn't built it for boys like Lucas, but still. That ass was a monument to over a decade of effort and sacrifice. He'd better appreciate it.
"Now what?" Lucas asked.
Beth rolled her eyes. "Come on, you have a body. Just listen to it. The stuff they put in us is driving me crazy. I'm sure it's doing the same to you. Follow your instincts."
"That's the problem," Lucas whined, "The chemicals have me super worked up but it's making me all jumpy. I can barely stand still. Let alone do, you know. That."
"Oy gevalt," Beth said, repeating something her Dad's accountant always liked to say when things were looking bad. "I thought nerds were supposed to be all smart and that made them good at sex and stuff," Beth said.
"Where did you hear that?" Lucas asked.
"Porn," Beth said.
"Well, porn's not real life," Lucas said.
"I know that now!" Beth snapped back.
"Look, this is hard enough," Lucas said, "You judging me is only making it worse. Hell, even with all the stuff they put in me, everyone having an orgy around us, and the hottest girl in school bent over naked in front of me, I can only keep half a hard-on. You're making me nervous. You've got to help me out here, OK?"
Beth glanced back. Lucas' face looked pained. His chest and neck were red, like he was about to break out in hives. For a moment, she had to admit, she felt sorry for the poor guy. Sort of. He'd said it himself. He'd hit the (literal) fucking jackpot. Who won a trip to Hawaii and then didn't want to go? Lucas, apparently. Good Lord.
Beth knew she needed to do something. The problem was, she was so horny she could barely think. It didn't help that everyone around her was getting fucked, hard. The sounds, the smells, they were overpowering.
The girl in front of her -- a chubby drama chick with huge tits named Scarlett -- had her mouth hanging open in a permanent O-face. In the stall next to Beth was Courtney, one of the other cheerleaders. She was getting railed by a football player, Mason, and just like at cheer practice, she would not shut up.
"Uhhh...Oh! AH! Llllluh. Fuck. FUCK! Oh God. So good. Uhn... uhn... uhn..."
"Courtney, you're being super loud," Beth said, calling over the wall of the stall.
"Ah. Ah fuck. OhFUCK! Oh... Don't stop. Please. Just. Ah AH AH!"
"Courtney, come on. It's like, really distracting."
"Uh-uh-uh. Oh-oh-oh. OH! Oh YES, I'm... Oh GOD. Cuh-cuh-CUMMING!"
"Courtney, shut the fuck up!" Beth screamed. Fortunately, when the mouthy girl finally got over the top it made her go silent. For the moment. Mason was still stuffing her like he'd never stop. How was a girl supposed to concentrate with all that going on?!
Beth made herself take a deep breath.
"OK, Lucas," she said, "We can work through this together."
