10 TOWER OF THE FORGOTTEN FLAME
In a marble chamber, blue with moonlight, Alharazed and Kitra looked down upon the avenue of flowers. He wore a long black robe and high grey boots; she wore a diaphenous gown of moon-silver.
"Will you remember me when the darkness falls?" asked Kitra.
"Perhaps the curse will take my mind first," said Alharazed. "It's impossible to know."
She turned and walked into the dark room, pulling the dress away from her white shoulders as she walked. "Remember this, at least," she said.
"I'll try," said Alharazed, and followed her.
*
Afterward Greg would find it difficult to explain what had happened. There were a lot of dead knights, he recalled, and bits of dead knights flying everywhere. The sword was pulling him through the air, past a nightmarish swarm of tentacles and wings and the black voidlike eyes of the Blighted God. Alharazed's obsidian sword flashes in his hand, severing seemingly endless appendages, which continually regrew.
"THE DEATHS OF THE ONE BILLION WILL FALL UPON THE DEEP," bellowed the voice of the God.
Greg wasn't listening. He went limp, allowing the sword to tear up the world for him, his limbs flailing beyond his control.
After a long time everything went very quiet. Greg lay on the floor, drenched in green gore and aching in every muscle.
"The Blighted God is dead," said Castopher's voice.
Greg sat up slightly.
"Wow," he said. "Did I do that?"
Castopher smiled. He face was haggard.
"Yes," he said. "Your strength, and the strength of this courageous company, have felled the architect of ultimate evil. And you have returned to your own body."
Greg stared at his body. It actually was the one he was accustomed to, sweat-stained jeans and all.
"Wow," he said. "You know, I don't think I'll ever understand how this stuff works."
"The ways of the Great and Shining One are inscrutable," said Castopher.
Greg got slowly to his feet, dragging the sword behind him, stumbling over mounds of corpses and around the few knights that were still alive.
At the foot of the crumbling throne stood Azarak, fallen upon his knees, Ithuria insensate at his side.
"I don't know what you did," stammered Azarak, "but I would like to pledge you my undying loyalty."
"Sure, I guess," said Greg. "Is Ithuria alive, or what's the deal there?"
Azarak glanced at her. "Alive, but unconscious. Awakening from a state of mind control is shocking at the best of times."
"Hey Ithuria," he said. "You okay?"
She woke up and screamed.
"NECROMANCERS!" she yelled, jabbing a finger at Azarak.
"Don't worry," said Greg, "he's pledged me his undying loyalty and you have hopefully lost your memory. About what has been happening. Right?"
Ithuria furrowed her brow.
"Trust me," said Greg, "it's better for you. Also the Blighted God is dead and I'd really like to find Corvel the Burnt now."
"So would I," she said. "There is a... certain spell... that I think could lead us to him, if we returned to the land of the living."
"I will take us there," intoned Castopher. "But first, should we destroy this practitioner of darkness?"
Azarak flinched. Greg shrugged.
"Now he -is- a bad dude, I agree," said Greg. "On the other hand, I feel like the undying loyalty of a necromancer could be useful so I fell like maybe not killing him just yet. Can you take us back upstairs, Castopher?"
"I will bring us all home to the sunlit realms, great warrior," said Castopher. "ASCENDUM SPIRITUS."
They hovered, and then took off like rockets.
*
Castopher and the battered remnants of his army stared, agape, at the battered remnants of his encampment.
"What could possibly have happened?" he gasped.
Not one of the knights left guarding the camp survived. All were riddled with axe-wounds. Natalia was gone.
"Sofia?" Greg yelled.
Sofia poked her head out of a tent.
"Greg!" she said. "Whoa, you look like you again!"
"I killed a god!" Greg said. "It feels pretty good! What happened?"
"I don't know!" said Sofia. "I was sleeping!"
Castopher sank to his knees.
"The forces of the Light are ruined," he gasped.
"Yeah, looks like it," said Greg. "Well, um, sorry about that, buddy. I've got to do some stuff. Ithuria, what's that spell you were talking about?"
Ithuria glanced down at herself. "Before we do any magic," she said, "I'd like to be clothed again. Long have I dwelt in the sunless realms, naked."
"Agreed," said Dalile.
"Hey Castopher," said Greg, "mind if we borrow some of your dudes' clothes? Since they're all dead and stuff."
Castopher's answer was a choked sob.
"I think that means yes," said Greg.
Shortly thereafter, the two women were dressed in the scraped-together remnants of knights' underclothes. Greg, Sofia, Dalile and Ithuria ventured out into the forest, following a small white spirit that Ithuria had summoned through strange incantations. Greg didn't even bat an eye about it.
"I feel sorta bad about Castopher," said Greg.
"Don't," said Sofia. "He's an asshole."
"Oh okay," said Greg. "Good to know."
For a long time they walked through the darkness of the forest, until they at last reached their destination.
It wasn't quite what Greg had expected.
For one thing it seemed to come out of nowhere. One moment they were walking through the deep trees; the next they had emerged into a clearing, the earth sloping down into a bowl, from which rose a monolithic pillar of stone. A narrow path wound up the sides of the precicipitous mass, and at the pinnacle reached a tower of moss-encrusted stone, the heights of which Greg could not see.
"Whoa," said Greg.
Ithuria halted.
"That's it," she said. "Corvel is in there somewhere. Perhaps a prisoner. We have to help him."
"Yeah," said Greg. He glanced at Dalile, who was holding a sword she'd nicked from a dead knight; she alone looked sturdy and determined. Ithuria and Sofia both looked a bit out of their respective depths.
"Maybe you two should wait here," said Greg. "I have a feeling this could be dangerous."
"I have a feeling everywhere could be dangerous," said Sofia glumly.
"She speaks the truth," said Ithuria. "We'll be safer in your company, great warrior."
"Okay." Greg took a deep breath. "I guess let's climb this tower."
*
It wasn't long before Greg started to wish that he'd done more jogging back in those impossibly distant days when he lived on Earth and didn't have an obsidian sword burdened with the dreams of a dead hero. The climb was extremely steep and extremely long. And the fact that Dalile didn't seem to be breaking a sweat was extremely galling.
He comforted himself by admiring Sofia's ass, inadequately covered by the rags she'd scavenged from dead knights. Odd, he reflected, how such simple pleasures could still move him after all the bizarre shit he'd been through. I guess you never lose respect for a great ass, Greg mused, no matter how weird your life gets. What a great philisopher I must be.
Eons passed. Night began to fall upon the forest, and uncountable stars filled the darkening sky. At long last they reached the pinnacle.
"Whoa," said Sofia. "Ragak?"
It was Ragak, sitting on a stump near the tower door, sharpening his axe with a whetstone. He stared blankly at Sofia.
"Apologies," he grunted. "Many memories lost. Who are you?"
"Sofia," she said. "You... don't remember me?"
"Dude," said Greg, "this is totally crazy. We met ages ago in the wasteland place."
Ragak shook his head. "Lost much in the Big Nowhere," he said. "Death... costly. What is your ambition at the Tower of the Forgotten Flame?"
"Looking for a guy named Corvel the Burnt," said Greg. "What, um, is this place?"
Ragak shook his head.
"Not a place I like to visit," he grunted. "That's why I'm out here. But if you must go in, keep your wits about you. Do not succumb to temptations."
"Uh, sure," said Greg. "I'll do my best."
Sofia shook her head.
"Nuh uh," she said. "I don't like the sound of this at all. I'm gonna wait here with Ragak."
"Probably a good idea," said Greg. "Anyone else?"
"I fear no adventure," said Dalile, tapping her chest.
"I have to find Corvel," said Ithuria longingly.
"Cool," said Greg. "Then let's go in. Just remember not to, uh, succumb to temptations or whatever."
"Of course," said Ithuria.
Greg opened the battered wooden door that guarded the tower entrance, and the three of them stepped inside.
Within was a small carpeted chamber. Within, three archways opened onto three winding staircases.
"Hm," said Greg. "Seems pretty okay so far."
Dalile was tensed, ready to strike. "Choose a stairway, Greg," she said.