Aiden and Luz stepped out of the locker room. Aiden adjusted his shirt, rubbed his hands along his hair, then played with his brand new elf ears - and found that the long, pointed elf ears were A) fluffier than expected and B) more erogenous than expected. He hastily jerked his hands away from his head and grinned weakly at Luz, who nodded.
"So, that's my mom!" she said.
"One of them," Aiden said.
"Yeah, one of em," she said, then sighed slowly. "Should we, like, tell the principal about this or something?"
"Yeah, probably," Aiden said, shaking his head. "I don't really want to deal with it. Remember when we had that, like, side-flash to the Romeo and Juliet play?"
Luz nodded.
"Think I could, like, fake the world into giving me a montage?" Aiden asked.
"Yeah," Luz said, grinning slightly. "Course, knowing you, it'd be a really sexy montage. Like, bam, cut to you being balls deep inside of Dalann!" She giggled, throwing up her hands, wiggling her fingers. "Then cut to you being balls deep inside of my mom! Either one! Then bam-"
Aiden and her tensed.
Nothing happened.
Aiden and Luz exchanged a glance.
Both started to laugh.
***
After the utterly
packed
opening days of his life in this isekai pocket dimension bullshit, Aiden expected for his second and third day to have something more exciting than his short trip through a portal and a little bit of a transformation into a sexy blue space elf thing. Instead, the third day wrapped with the most exciting thing being he and his friends getting assigned a group project at school. They went back to his apartment, to cram themselves into the room, and start spitballing ideas of one another - an idea session that was only faintly distracted by how tempting and easy it was to kiss his girlfriend as they cuddled on the bed together.
The next day was just as quiet. And the day after that. And the day after that.
Bit by bit, the surrealism of the situation began to leach away, and Aiden found that he was able to actually just focus on the bits and pieces of what could be called his
life
here. He did his homework. He read textbooks. He sat in classes, bored out of his mind, and watched pretty girls go running by on the P.E track. He walked Luz home and laughed at her dorky jokes. He went to sleep with a smile on his face.
On Thursday, the school had a baseball game and Luz dragged him there to cheer their friends.
"Who in our friend group is in the baseball team?" Aiden asked as, after school, they walked towards the school's sportball park, where the large stadium for football and the baseball diamond were situated next to one another. Aiden had no idea what it'd cost to have both for a school, since the school he had gone to had had neither...but this was a pocket dimension populated entirely by fictional cuties, so who knew what their public school funding was like.
"Dalann!" Luz said. "She started studying human sports, since she became a human-alien hybrid before she...we..." she paused, thinking hard to try and find the right words, then settled on using all of them: "...showed up...existed...were created to be fucktoys!"
"Never thought baseball would be her thing," Aiden said.
"She said it makes sense if you're snarky about it," Luz said.
"That clarifies nothing," Aiden said as they came to the ticket and food dispensers. A very, very, very bored looking gorgeous blond stood at cashier - she, like most people who ran these school events, was a student getting extra credit. Her blond hair was middle short and drawn back into a ponytail and she had a muscular frame that filled out her school uniform rather nicely - though as Aiden and Luz got close enough for her to notice them, she went from bored to animate, sitting up and gasping excitedly.
"Welcome! Tickets! Food? Do you want food? We, er, I can pay...f...for...food! That is!" she said, laughing. "Did I say pay? I meant...take pay! That...IS! I...hi!" she said, blushing furiously as she gripped the wooden edge of the little window that looked into her booth. Her knuckles went white as her face started to turn red and sweat began to bead on her forehead.
"Hey Dora!" Luz said, waving.
"Sup," Aiden said, nodding to her.
"Hey Luz! Aiden!" Dora said, nodding. "How are...youuuu? I'm normal! Ordinary, even!"
Luz giggled. "We're good, just buying tickets and some churros for the big sports game!"
"Got it!" Dora looked back at where the churros were racked up inside of a glass box that kept them warm and rotating slowly. She'd just have to step backwards and pick them up. Instead, she looked forward and stammered. "T-That will be, uh...money...amounts..."
Aiden slowly looked down at the wooden wall that sat between him and Dora's lower half. His eyes unfocused and he carefully slid from normal vision to X-ray vision. Now, he'd have thought X-ray vision would give a kind of shitty view of bones and nothing else if he was peering through stuff, since bones stopped X-rays. But this was comic book super vision, not realistic
anything
. So, rather than seeing Dora's tibias and fibula, he instead got a great view of her skirts, which were flipped up and resting around the head of a very enthusastic, brown skinned girl who had buried her face between her thighs. Her hands were cupping Dora's belly, holding the other girl in place as she lapped at Dora's pussy with long, driving motions of her tongue.
Aiden had to admit.
He was kind of impressed.
He was
pretty
sure that he'd have been passed out if a girl had been going down on him that well. As it was, Dora was handling the fact that her pussy was getting eaten the way that Aiden wanted to eat that churro with aplomb. She leaned forward and panted out a hot, soft breath, then stammered. "T-Two bucks!" Her hand reached down, gripping the wild brown curls of the girl eating her out. Aiden noticed said girl had a long, narrow cat's tail emerging from her skirts, twitching happily from side to side.
"You okay, Dora?" Luz asked.
"She's fiiiine!" Aiden said, clapping his hand on Luz's shoulder. "We'll get seats first, then, uh, come back! For churros! In exactly two minutes."
Dora leaned her forehead against the edge of the window, whimpering and groaning as she bucked her hips subtly. "Y-Yeah...yeah..."
"Is she having a panic attack or something?" Luz whispered as Aiden slung his arm around her shoulders, drawing her away from the ticket and food dispensary and towards the narrow set of stairs leading up to the bleachers, shaking his head all the way. There were several students already sitting there, and Luz immediately beelined for the corner, where she settled in and patted the seat next to her. Aiden slid down, and she immediately leaned in, to whisper in his ear. "Okay, come on, what did the X-ray vision see?"
"Is Dora dating a catgirl of some kind?" Aiden asked.
"No, but she is blood enemies with one," Luz said. "Dora and Kittenra hate each other."
"Got it," Aiden said. "Well, they're enemies to lovers in the churro stand."
