iBod - A Life Changing Music Player
by moonpotrz/potrzebie
Aaron swore as his music player failed to obey him on his fifth attempt at a reboot. The thing still briefly displayed a mocking, X-eyed, sad face and promptly shut off. He was a bit obsessive about his music, and losing this crucial piece of technology put him at quite a loss. There would be no quick replacement either, as he had recently lost his job. Coincidentally, he had been caught a few too many times trying to covertly listen to his music during "important" meetings. Due to lack of funds, he had also lost his apartment, and was staying at his long time best friend Seth's place.
Tossing the player aside, he began pacing and wondering what could be done about losing this integral part of himself. Sure he could sit at his computer and listen, but what was the fun in that? He couldn't listen while driving, while riding the subway, or DJ an impromptu party. He needed something with a lot of storage too, his now defunct player was top of the line, and was the biggest available on the market. It had cost him almost a month's pay at the time.
Straightening his glasses and jumping online, he began perusing the possible options.
"Too small. Too few features. Incompatible. Ugly. Too expensive. U2 branding? OGG-Vorbis only? Gross. Ugh!" Aaron exclaimed.
Frustrated, he was about to close the window when a small ad at the bottom of the page caught his eye.
The banner read: "State of the art music player seeking beta testers. Click here to apply."
Intrigued, he clicked and entered his vitals: age, sex, height, weight, address, bloodtype, history of disease or infection, musical taste, and size of music library.
"What an odd set of questions for a beta test." he thought.
After submitting, the page said that all applications would be reviewed and decisions would be made in the coming weeks about who could become a tester. The winning applicants would be notified by mail. Just as Aaron shut the page, Seth arrived home with some take-out.
"What are you doing here?" Seth said, aghast.
"Oh man, did you bring me some too?"
"No! You're supposed to be at that interview right now!" Seth yelled, "What's going on?"
"Hah hah, very funny. My music player is totally dead, and I got tied up trying to fix it," Aaron said with a sigh.
"You mean, you didn't go because your stupid music player broke?" Seth fumed, "I know you use it all the time, but seriously man, what the hell?"
"Hey listen. I didn't - " stammered Aaron.
"I really put my ass on the line for you to get that interview, and I can't believe you blew it off for that stupid machine," said Seth, frustrated.
They sat in silence for a few minutes, and then, remembering his earlier endeavor online, Aaron said timidly: "I applied for a job today actually."
"Oh yeah?" said Seth, skeptically.
"Online, testing for a music player, I should hear back really soon," Aaron said, as he scrolled through his phone.
"Ok, but it better be fast, because I'm going to start charging you rent. Even though we go way back, times are tight. You got very lucky that Stephanie just moved out on me, and I had some money to cover you." Seth looked at Aaron with sternness.
Seth then tossed Aaron one of the boxes of food, "This is your last free meal, eat up, buddy."
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4 Weeks Later.
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"Hey Aaron, you got a package," Seth said as he tossed Aaron the medium sized box.
"What the hell? I haven't ordered anything recentl...Oh awesome! I got the job!" Aaron yelled triumphantly.
"What are you talking about?" asked Seth "That's awesome, for that, uh, what was it again?"
Aaron was muttering nonsense. "Music...portable...cutting edge...beta...gotta go!" Aaron rushed off to his room, slammed the door and tore open the box. Inside, a note read:
"Congratulations Aaron! You were one of a very select group chosen to beta test our new, innovative digital music player: the iBod. Based on your physical characteristics, music taste, and uncommonly large music library, we were able to choose you from an overwhelming pool of applicants. As a beta tester you must agree to total non disclosure before using this technology, and sign and return the enclosed forms."
Aaron pulled a stack of legal papers from the box and pushed some trash off his cluttered desk to make room for them.
"The iBod is a revolutionary way to listen to and store music. Instead of the old model of carrying your music in bulky and fragile boxes, and having your earphones tangle every time you put them away, the iBod uses advanced technology to use YOU as the storage space, and your internal circuitry as the music playback mechanism. The music will be played straight through your auditory cortex, completely bypassing the eardrum. Using this method, you are able to store an almost infinite amount of music on your person, and listen to it with absolutely no loss of clarity, and with no damage to your hearing! The biological specifics of how this technology works are still a closely guarded secret, but be assured that it is very safe, and effective."
Aaron was skeptical, but extremely intrigued. His heart beat with rapt anticipation.
"The iBod still interfaces with your computer the traditional way, but after the initial hardwired install, you may receive wireless updates from our state of the art software package, unless you choose to turn this option off in the preferences.
"Before installing. Please make sure that your computer is free from all viruses and that all of your music has been obtained legally. Corrupt files can result in unpredictable behavior in the iBod system, so please be careful. The makers of iBod cannot be held responsible for any unintended effects if this rule is not followed."
Taking a moment, Aaron pulled out more of the contents of the box and set them on the floor.
"The iBod system consists of a special chip that must be implanted under your skin. The playback controls will be accessible via small tattoos that are applied with the special implantation device included in this box
"Remove the implantation device from its case, and place it over your wrist. When it is firmly attached, press the power button. Implantation takes about one hour, and you may feel a slight tingling sensation, and warmness centered around the device. This is normal and should not be too unpleasant. The implantation device is only good for one use, so please privately discard of it when you're finished.
"Enjoy your new iBod, we will be in touch soon about your experiences with the system!"
Aaron was astonished. He had heard of some crazy, advanced technology coming out of Japan, but this seemed almost alien. Free music player, meant free music player though, and he could hardly wait to try this thing out. He pulled out the sleek black implantation device from its case. It was about the size of one of those water wing things kids wear when they're learning how to swim. He clamped it around his wrist, pressed the power button, and drifted off to sleep.
A couple hours later, he awoke, and the implantation device was pulsing with a white light. He removed the apparatus from his wrist and gazed at its handiwork. He had some very small tattoos of the standard controls: play, fast forward, rewind, volume. Above those, shone a small flexible, touch sensitive display. He also had a small hole that looked like it was for interfacing, headphones and external listening. Feeling a bit sore, he rubbed his wrist and felt the new odd bumps underneath his skin.
Next, he pulled out the interfacing cable and install disc. After installing the proprietary software, he began transferring his music files to the new program. The program warned that a library this size would have to be transferred over several sessions, in order to allow the body to build the special tissue required for data storage. He plugged the interfacing cable into his computer and the other end into his new wrist dock. The computer indicated that it would take several hours to transfer the first chunk of music to his body.