HUMANITY 2.0
YEAR 001, DAY 002
She'd said the Vault was mostly below sea level, of course, but I had blanked on that by then. I looked out the window -- the room was lit dimly, and I guess the window looked out into a part of the ocean shallow enough that the sun still shone through.
"Oh my god... where are we?"
"Like I said... an unnamed, rocky island in the Pacific. This the lower observation lounge I built for you and the girls you will bring here. There's a second lounge up top, which also has a door to a small grassy clearing above. You'll be able to go outside. Well, unless the Earth's atmosphere gives out..."
I stared at the incredible sight for some time, until I felt the tug of her hand into the room proper. "Come. Sit down." She led me by the hand as I continued to gape. What was that window made of? I hoped it was some heavy-duty stuff. A few fish sped by, small brightly colored tropical things. We reached a big lounge chair, the size of a double bed, and she pulled me down onto it.
I let her do it, and we fell together into almost a cuddling position. It was right about then that I realized all over again what a goddamn beautiful woman she was; those perfect tits were snugly wrapped by her skin-tight black outfit, down to her nipples being plain as day, and they brushed against my chest as we pressed together. A certain part of me she'd increased responded naturally, which was likely just as visible to her, but she kept on explaining things. I was distracted enough not to notice my own arousal, for the time being.
"Well, any questions about yourself?" She glanced over at me. "I'll tell you now - even I don't know entirely what the revised human body's capabilities will be. It's too early to say. Going over the whole thing would take days or weeks, unfortunately, which we don't have.
"So give me the short version." I shrugged. "X-ray vision? Can I fly? Breathe fire?"
She raised an eyebrow. "No, none of that... basically, Ben, you're going to notice a serious increase in physical strength and resilience, first of all. The new body is tougher, from the inside out. I borrowed the best of what all the different creatures on Earth had to offer. You can take a look later if you want.
"I suppose the most important one to tell you up front - I tried any number of permutations, but the most successful were what I settled on. Once you begin having children, you'll notice there'll be roughly one male for every eight and a half females."
My eyes just about bugged out, and I finally tore my gaze away from the window to stare her in the face. She had been looking at me the whole time. "Eight?"
"And a half. I didn't have time to test that specific number much, to be honest. It's really more of a best guess; my tests reported with 99.2% confidence that the true optimal number was between five and nine, so I erred on the side of caution. If it isn't perfect, well, it's fine if you just blame me. I'll be long gone by the time anyone asks."
I nodded. "Will do."
She seemed a little put out by my quick response. "Regardless, I did make females bisexual by default, which should serve as sort of a fudge factor in the exact ratio. As for male homosexuality, I left that as-is. Culturally, it might be interesting to see how it plays out in a society that's numerically so dominated by women; my testing couldn't really get me reliable data on that. Maybe I should have tested it more... watching two men together was always way too much fun." She bit her lip and stared off into space for a while.
I remained quiet, expecting her to continue. She seemed to drift off into la-la land for a moment, until I cleared my throat. She shook her head and looked back at me. Odd how she seemed so perfectly human, really... and was it me, or had she just been daydreaming about two dudes going at it?
She jumped right back into her monologue as if there'd been no interruption. "Um, for physiological stuff, here's what to expect. Females will be able to naturally exercise birth control, which in my modeling I found changed things drastically even in the earliest stages of civilization. Males will be larger than they are now -- that's the reason for your massive appetite; you're having another growth spurt, and you can expect two more. You'll be a few times stronger and faster than any other males you know now, but even I don't know exactly how much so."
"Jesus." It was like the Superman shopping list... but something didn't really fit in. "Why is it that, out of all that amazing stuff, the only thing that happens to me is you make my tool bigger?"
She snorted, glancing over at me. "A lot more happened to you than that, but most of it is internal. The rest will come with time. The only reason I increased your penis size was because I wanted you, specifically, to make lots of use of it -- and I figured having a 'gift' like that might go a little ways toward breaking through your anxiety about women and sex."
How was that not-
"Try not to think of it as me calling you shallow. I think, if anything, you're so deep you get lost in your own mind before you try to get through to anyone else's. Anyway, that last part about memory is important because of the addition of new DNA and telomerase integrity-policing RNA, and enhancements to the immune system. The two of those together should result in increased lifespan."