"You want what?" Angeline asked, scrunching her forehead.
Anri exhaled, as he did not wish to repeat himself and make his situation further awkward. "A shrinking potion," he answered.
The alchemist studied him intently. She rested her chin between her thumb and a finger in the most exaggerated, yet somehow genuine, expression of thinking he had ever seen.
"Aight," she said at last and turned to her stacked shelves, considering what ingredients would this item require.
"That's all? No questions about what is it for? No warnings about side effects? Nothing?" Anri pried in surprise.
"I don't need to ask what you need it for," she answered and shot him a smug look. He regretted his question. "And side effects of shrinking wholly depend on how much smaller you want to get. Or whoever this potion is meant for. I don't need to remind you that making someone unknowingly drink a potion is not only against the House rules, but also extremely illegal, right? Whatever you're brewing here, boy-o, I hope it's consensual."
Anri waved a hand, not noticing the pun. "Yes, yes, don't worry. I am not some late-night bar dweller, pouring potions into someone's drink. It... It's for me," he added the last part under his breath.
"And just how much smaller would you like to get? Please, stand on this," she pointed to an odd scale in the corner of the lab.
"Like, half my size."
Angeline stopped and lifted her head from her instruments. "What?"
"Eh, is that too much?"
"That's too little," she answered and actually sat down onto her chair. "I thought you wanted to hook up with a fairy or something. I'm not even sure I can mix something this weak. I mean, what would you even want such transformation for anyway?"
"That's personal," Anri mumbled, studying the floor.
Angeline looked hard at thought. She swayed left and right in her rotating chair, staring into the distance at nothing.
"If it's not possible, then I'll be on my way. I'm quite tired from today's lessons and I am starting early tomorrow, so maybe I should get some sleep."
She stopped him before he reached the door, pointing her slender finger at him. "No! Stay! I didn't say It cannot be done." She rose from her seat and fetched a stack of some alchemical recipes, spreading them across her work desk as she compared notes. "I will just have to improvise a bit. How much did you say you weight?"
Anri quickly finished removing his shoes and stepped onto the scale, the alchemist already standing next to him with a measuring tape.
"Hmm. Yes, that should be fine. Big question! Would you mind if your appearance changed while shrunk?"
Anri's eyes widened. "What sort of change are we talking about? Because I would really like to remain myself for the... transformation."
"That's alright then. I promise, you will recognize yourself just fine."
"Uhm, if that's all you need, then I will go now and pick it up tomorrow," he carefully approached the door, waiting for the alchemist's reaction. She waved at him without lifting her eyes from her papers and he considered himself dismissed, closing the door behind him.
Genuinely tired, Anri headed into the living quarters and straight to his room, collapsing onto the bed without so much as losing his shoes. He almost drifted into sleep, before he collected his remaining strength to at least undress, if bath wasn't an option anymore.
Strange as it sounded, the House was quiet without Jarill. Sure, there was a whole palace-sized magical brothel just downstairs, but since his days consisted mostly of law lessons and playing at an accountant, he scarcely wandered into that part of the building. Frankly, he missed Jarill's constant interventions. As much as they slowed down his training, he had to admit, they made it so much more bearable. This place just lost a part of its charm when she was gone.
She wrote him a letter last weekend. Apparently, her own education at the university wasn't any less boring than his own, which shouldn't be a surprise, given that she had five times as much subjects as him, although each less frequently. She would be coming back at the end of the month, even if just for a quick visit, but that was still way too far and Anri desperately longed for a distraction from his suffering.
That's why he had hatched this whole plan.
The next day a morning lesson awaited him, and he had to sit through the whole thing until noon, before he was finally free for the weekend. He quickly ate his lunch and headed directly to the lab to pick up his order.
Sure enough, the brothel's personal alchemist didn't disappoint, and a flask of turquoise liquid awaited him at the table.
"Sooo, this won't turn me into a salamander or something, right?"
"If you wanted advanced polymorphism, you should have come a week earlier."
"All right then," he said and pocketed the potion. "Thanks!"
"My pleasure!" she called from her workbench without sparing him a glance. He was already out the door.
Anri's heart was picking up on speed as he walked back up to the ground floor. He held a hand over his pocket, carefully guarding his prized possession as he found himself almost running in nervousness. He tried to tell himself it was purely because of the potion, but truthfully it was at least partially because he still didn't get fully accustomed to actually requesting any of the local services.
And this wasn't going to be just any service.
"First step done. Time for step two."
He reached the great hall, where people and workers hanged out when not preoccupied by any of the activities this place offered and looked around. It wouldn't be easy to spot her, if she was even there in the first place. Since Anri's plan was resting on the option that she would, he started getting uneasy when he couldn't find her, until he practically ran straight into her by a complete accident. He really should have been looking down.
"Oh, Anri! Glad to see you. Finally enjoying free time?" the halfling woman asked.
"Hi Mellina! Truth is I was just looking for you. Hope you aren't in the middle of something."
"Oh, no, not right now, but I'm still working today. I would love to chat for a bit, but I'm afraid I can't really find the time now."
"Actually, I was thinking maybe we could spend some time together, you see. Like, if you'd be willing. I would pay and all!"
Mellina seemed to think for a moment, then her eyes widened in surprise, her expression quickly changing to half excited, half regretful.
"Oh Anri, I'd love to, really, but... there is a reason I don't usually take human clients, you see?"
"Oh, don't worry about that. I took care of that issue. Everything will be perfectly fine."
She tilted her head at him, looking confused. "You have?"
"Yup. I thought it through, you know. Trust me. Sooo..." he awaited her answer nervously.
She narrowed her eyes, an amused but suspecting grin creeping into her face. "Anri, what did you do?"
"That's a surprise," he said.
She didn't seem convinced but shrugged and smiled. "Alright then. But I'm afraid my usual room isn't big enough to accommodate someone of your height. You wouldn't happen to have taken care of that as well, would you?" she teased.
"As a matter of fact..." he spun a key on his finger by the keyring.
"In that case," Mellina said with an exaggerated politeness and outstretched her hand. She had to lift it almost to her eye level to take his.
"Actually, maybe you could go grab a bottle of wine and find me there? I have something to prepare first," he said and flashed her the number on the key. "Two hundred and twenty."
"Well, if you insist," she smoothly transitioned her hand hold into kissing his knuckles and winked at him as she disappeared in the crowd. "Be quick. I won't be long."
Nice. The awkward part is over. Now the scary one.
Anri quickly rushed to his rented room and sat down on the bed. Then he stood again, smoothing out the sheets and paced through the room. He was all sweaty and hyperventilating.
"Alright. Now or never."
He took out the flask and stared at it. The room he rented had a full body mirror, which was fully intentional, but now he started to regret it. He undid the stopper and brought the flask to his nose. It was completely scentless. His shirt was sticking to his skin now and he was burning. Anri took a deep breath and downed the turquoise liquid in one go, then coughed. It tasted like dirt and rotten pears and burned like alcohol.
He set the bottle on a shelf, which was purposefully low enough for a halfling to reach and waited. He had no prior experiences with transfigurations and when nothing happened after twenty seconds, he started to doubt Angeline's professional integrity. Suddenly, nausea took him, and he fell on his knees as the world spun around him. He briefly felt his bones burn through him from the inside, but his mind was too clouded to process it. It was too clouded to process anything.
When it finally cleared someone had covered him by a blanket. No, it was his shirt. Except, it was way too big for him. Too big for anyone. What was he doing again?
He sat up and stared directly at his own reflection.
Oh, that's right
, he thought as he screamed. He didn't look like himself at all!
He stood and his clothing fell to the ground, only his shirt stayed hanging on him like on a coat hanger. He looked... he looked...
"What!?" a shout came from behind him.
Anri quickly turned, even after all this, somehow startled, and saw Mellina. She stared at him, eyes wide, jaw dropped, grasping a bttle of wine in one hand. Various emotions shifted through her face: confusion, shock, realization.
And then she burst into laughter.
"That's not funny!" Anri yelled, then staggered. His voice vas too high pitched!
"Yes, it is!" Mellina opposed. She actually laughed so hard, tears were gleaming in her eyes. She took a few deep breaths until she stilled, and the laughter ceased. "So, I assume this isn't the surprise you had in mind."