Hell Weeks
To Dana, her nightmare began the moment she closed her eyes that first night with other new Hoplites and it culminated by her nervous breakdown, two-weeks later.
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Almost as soon as she closed her eyes, she was jarred awake by dropping to the floor, the lights in the room coming to full illumination and someone with a thick Irish accent screaming to, "Wake the fuck up. NOW!"
Her and the others in her bunkroom wondered what the hell was happening. As she tried to clear the sleep from her eyes, the mad Irishman screamed, "You've got 15-minutes. Wake the fuck up, shower and get your asses out to the tarmac. Now, move!"
Dana, Beth and the other stumbled into the shower. When she hit the control to begin the sonic shower, she wasn't awake enough to see the sonic waves were not red in hue, but blue. As she stepped into to sonic stream, she jumped out as quickly, jarred awake by the sensation of freezing to death. Jorge exclaimed, "What the fuck! Damn that's cold."
Dana peered at the display, which read, "55-degrees Fahrenheit." She tried to scale the temperature warmer but it was stuck. She gritted her teeth and stepped back into the frigid sonic waves and briefly rubbed herself down and stepped back out shivering. One thing was sure, she was now wide awake.
When her and the others stepped outside into the central courtyard they noticed it was still night. They also saw the Irishman was standing there with arms crossed, waiting for them. He wore a harness that crossed his chest and was attached to a belt at his waist. The arrivals lined-up in no order. Dana got inline between Dennis Foster and Pat Adams. Finally everyone had filed out and got in line.
The Irishman said in a chipper voice, "Good morning. I hope you all enjoyed your nap. Rule #1. When I tell you to do something, I expect you to obey. I told you pussy willows to be out here in 15-minutes. It took you 20. That's going to cost you."
"I suppose you're wondering who I am. I'm your worst fucking nightmare. That's who I am. I'm the Grim Reaper and I'm here to train you so you don't get fuckin' eatin', the first time you set foot on the grid."
All ten of the new arrivals were taken a little aback at all of this. Those with military and law enforcement experience were used to being yelled at when going through a 'boot camp' environment, but even there it seemed there was some checks and balances in place for the process of tearing new recruits down and reshaping their bodies and psyches for the future. None of those seemed to exist here. The Irishman would get into people's face and yell at the top of his lungs. Beth was asked a question and the Grim Reaper screamed back at her, for her incredulity in answering the rhetorical question. She was left on the verge of tears and her face splattered with flecks of saliva, from the dressing-down she received.
Dana was wondering what she had gotten herself into, when Dennis raised his hand requested to speak. The Irishman walked over to him and said, "Who the fuck are you," with a look of pure disgust, as if he was examining his shoe before scrapping-off some filth he had just stepped in.
"You can't talk to us like this," Dennis said looking straight ahead and at full attention.
For the barest of moments, the Grim Reaper looked as if what Foster had said had touched his heart. "Oh really," he said, "I truly apologize for offending the sensibilities of an officer and a gentleman."
He leaned in toward Dennis and whispered loud enough that everyone could here, "Just so you know, this ain't the fuckin' Army. Oh, and just to let you know, I fuckin' HATE officers."
With that the Grim Reaper brought a knee up in one smooth movement that crashed into the new arrival's groin, which doubled him over in pain.
"Does anyone have any more questions," the Irishman asked.
Dana sheepishly raised a hand to get his attention. He walked over to her and sized her up and down. "What do you want, sugar tits," he asked.
Dana was REALLY nervous and said, "It's... ah, Dana. Dana Erickson. Hi! Um, the shower doesn't work."
Pam standing next to her whispered under her breath, "Stupid bitch."
The Grim Reaper glanced at Pam and then looked back at Dana. "I'm sorry to hear that," appearing to sound concerned. The switch then flipped again and he said at the top of his lungs, "If you win your first match on the grid, I'll let you take as hot a WATER shower and as long of a shower as you want. I'll even get on my knees and kiss your ass! Until then," he said getting right into her face, "Get used to cold sonics, pussy willow!"
With that the Reaper said to the group, "Okay boys and girls, let get those cute new bodies of yours into shape, with a little 26-mile run, to get the blood pumping."
Bruce White chimed in, "Ah, that's a marathon."
The Irishman strolled over to him and asked, "You got a fuckin' problem with that pussy willow?"
"Oh, no," Bruce said sheepishly, "Just clarifying."
At this point the new arrivals saw that the gate at the end of the courtyard was open. The Irishman motioned in that direction with his hand and said, "Well. What the fuck are you waiting for. MOVE!"