Author's Note - Please read from Chapter 1 to make sense of this. This is not a quick stroke story. There will be sexy-times, but they will only happen as the story's pace dictates.
Edited 12 November 2019
All characters participating in sexual activities are 18 or older.
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Chapter 16
As Ray pulled a clean shirt over his head, his cell rang. The number was unlisted, unsurprisingly. "Mac, this is the lawyer, right?"
"Um. Wow. Yep, that's THE lawyer. Why's she calling you?"
"As the saying goes, money talks. *bleep* Hello, this is Ray Helms, how may I help you?"
"Mr.Helms, is this text correct?"
"Yes, ma'am. If you check your balance, you'll see the option sitting there from Raiff-"
She interrupted his explanation, "Mr. Helms, if that option wasn't there already I'd not be wasting time calling you. Your money is good. In small words, what's the problem?"
"Washington -- specifically, just outside Baltimore - is concerned about me, for reasons I won't go into other than face-to-face. They're working on getting warrants but have no valid ones yet -- but may try to finesse the lack of all the tees crossed."
"Interesting. How sure are you about all of that?"
"Jessica, Ray's got it right. And yeah, it's me -- twenty-two skiddoo buckaroo."
"Mac too? Now I'm even more interested. Very well, Mr. Helms, we're on our way. Expect a knock on the door in ... ten minutes? Yes, ten minutes from a colleague who'll wait with you long enough for us to get there. That should keep the knuckleheadedness to a reasonably dull roar."
"Thank you, ma'am -- I look forward to meeting you."
The phone clicked.
"So, Jessica, Mac?"
"She's damn good, Ray. And she's got a helluva open mind. You picked good."
"High praise. Thanks for the confirmation. Someday soon, I'd love to hear the tale."
"So would a whole lotta folks, Ray. Hey, you'll be walking in their front door soon -- they're gonna wanna talk, and they ain't gonna wanna talk anywhere except on their turf where they think they control everythin'."
"Think they control everythin', er, everything?"
"Mostly do, honestly, but not s'much as they believe. Not to mention what you two might pull off."
"We're going to try to play it quiet as far as they can see."
"Smart, but talk ta Jessica. Might need to end up doin' a deal. Havin' a track record could help that, but that's Jessica's strong suit."
"You mind if we mention the deal on the pringles can to her?"
"Would be better if ya don't, but if ya gotta, ya gotta."
"I don't intend to lie to the lady. I may not share everything, but if it comes up, I'll cover it."
"Fair beans."
Tauriz started a pot of water to boil on the stove before filling and loading the coffee maker. Guests need gifts, after all, and in this age, caffeinated beverages seemed to be the norm for business meetings.
Seven minutes later, not ten, there was a knock on the door. Ray looked through the peephole and blinked.
"Dean McKettrick? Good morning, sir -- how can I help you?"
"Jessica thought you might want a second set of eyes around and gave me a call. She came through here like a bat on fire, before you got your tenured position, and she's wonderful at her specialties. So, when an alumnus who silently funded three-quarters of the last two dorms we put up asks for a favor, I tend to hop aboard the train."
"Well, we might get anything from a polite investigator to SWAT stopping by shortly. I've reason to believe there's a warrant on the way that a certain federal judge couldn't have signed as he has no working phone, but bears a signature that happens to look mostly like his."
"Federal? Denning?"
"I do believe that's the judge's name, Dean."
"Oh, good. He's an officious prick, but honest. He won't cover their butts if they go too far."
"So we just need to hold the fort and weather the first wave before things get, um,.."
"I think the word you may be looking for is 'stodgy,' Professor."
"I bow to your expertise in this area, Dean."
Tauriz came in, "Would you prefer tea or coffee, Dean McKettrick?"
"Something decaffeinated, please, my dear -- the doctors don't like me living life much anymore."
"Very good, I will bring it out in a few moments." Tauriz met Ray's eyes meaningfully, and he wished for the Dean's good health for his remaining years, plus as many more as he desires as he continues to help those that need it.
Tauriz' smile was warm as she returned to the kitchen.
"And who is that, Professor?"
"That, Dean, is my girlfriend, Tauriz Aoud. Hopefully she'll soon consent to become my fiancΓ©e. She's adjunct to the physical education department starting this semester. We met at a training event fairly recently."
"Wonderful! Wonderful news! Congratulations, Professor!"
"Thank you, sir. I'm amazed by her every day."
"As it should be, Professor."
Time passed in convivial conversation. Tauriz's decaf tea and her insights were very welcome to the Dean, who wondered what other departments she might choose to join. "At this point, I am quite content with this new position, Dean. I thank you for the thought, however -- perhaps Ray and I shall reconsider that soon, perhaps not."
"Very well, Ms. Aoud. If I can be of assistance, please don't hesitate to let me know."
"Thank you for your kind offer, Dean."
Perfectly timed, there was an officious knock at the door. "POLICE! Open up!"
The Dean sighed and levered himself to his feet. "Professor, do you mind if I were to answer your door?"
"If you wish to, Dean, I'd be honored."
"Thank you, Professor." The Dean walked over and opened the door. "Yes, Officer? How may I be of assistance?"
"Raymond Helms, you are under arrest for terroristic threats."
"Oh, my? And what are these threats that you're alleging were made, young man?"
"We'll go over that at the precinct, Helms."
"Oh, I think not, Officer Cruz, is it? Yes, Cruz, badge number 4406. Officer Cruz, I am not Raymond Helms, not have I ever claimed to be. I am Dean Wilbur McKettrick, head of the University's Law Department and an admitted member of the State Bar. Can I please see the warrant?"
"It's sealed, Dean. I don't have a copy of it here."
"You can't serve sealed warrants, Officer, as you should well know. I do believe State Trooper Supervisor Guyier, the then-State Attorney General, and I discussed that a few years ago in front of the State Supreme Court, in point of fact. The Court rather vociferously agreed with my position, not theirs. If that's all the standing you're here under, there's no legal warrant for arrests, and you frankly may be vulnerable to criminal and civil charges."
"Beyond my pay grade. Is Raymond Helms present? It'd be aiding and abetting if you lie, Dean."
"Oh, my dear, DEAR Officer! You will not be taking anyone from this home unless you can provide the legal documentation required under the laws of this municipality, state, and our fair nation. Do you have that documentation present, Officer?"
Officer Cruz sighed. "Are you trying to make this difficult, Dean?"
"I'm trying to keep this LEGAL, Officer. There is a world of difference."
"You're under arrest for resisting arrest, interfering with official police duties, and I'm sure we'll find plenty of other charges. Turn around and put your hands behind your back, Dean."
"You are about to make a critical error, Officer. I'd suggest that whoever is running this silly circus consider what happens when an undoctored copy of this conversation hits social media. Which it is about to in roughly sixty seconds."
A loud voice hollered from down the hall, "Stand down, Cruz!"
Footsteps approached, which was impressive how thick the hallway carpet was. "Officer Cruz, apologize to the Dean."
"Yessir. Dean, my apologies, apparently I was incorrect."
"Captain Mauser? Oh, my, they are QUITE obtuse, are they not?"
"I cannot comment on that, Dean McKettrick, as you should well know."
"Given how poorly your troopers seem to understand warrant handling procedures, Captain, you will understand my concern about the general level of knowledge directing this activity. Not at your level, of course, Captain, but whoever decided to pull your strings on this marionette show."
"I've always preferred Muppets, Dean."
"Droll, Captain. So. What is the way forward here?"
"Are you Mr.Helms' attorney of record, Dean?"
"Finally, an intelligent question! I am seconded to his attorney of record, who is currently en route. As such, I am in effect
in loco parentis
, if you'd allow a small dose of humor."
"Very well. Is Mr.Helms present, Dean?"
"Professor Raymond Helms is indeed present, Captain. Professor, may I introduce you to State Trooper Captain Jesse Mauser. Captain, Professor Raymond Helms."
"In other circumstances, it'd be an honor to meet you, Captain."
"I see. In those other circumstances, I'm sure I'd be pleased to meet you, Professor."
"So, the Dean's question remains relevant, Captain Mauser. What's the way ahead?"
"Frankly, Professor, I'm not certain. We have a sworn warrant for your arrest for terroristic threats that are deemed to be quite serious."
"Assume for a minute's conversation purpose that I'm unaware of the details -- what am I alleged to have said or done?"
"I've no idea, Professor."
"You might wish to consider that you may have been lied to, Captain. But, you have your orders, I'm sure. What are they?"
"Simply to arrest you and take you to the precinct for questioning."