I walk towards the sacred river, my heart hammering in my chest with more force than a blacksmith's mallet, my machete in my hand. I wear the garbs of a warrior princess: strips of rawhide that barely covers my voluptuous breasts and wide hips.
My arms are adorned with tattoos, symbols of my tribe, carved into my skin during the rituals of womanhood. My head is bald save for a Mohawk that makes me look like a mad peacock.
I am Heran, a warrior princess, the youngest of the royal guard, sworn to protect my queen from the scourge of men. My queen is a holy virgin, beautiful beyond comprehension and prey to the lust of predatory men of other tribes seeking to debase and defile her. I will do anything to protect the sanctity of my queen even if it means putting my own virginity in danger.
The newest peril is not of men but of monsters that prowl the jungles that surround our village. Yesterday two young women went to the stream to fetch water and only one returned. She was crying and sobbing, screaming that her friend had been taken by a hideous five headed beast known as a hydra. The poor lady had surely been eaten alive leaving only her broken calabash behind on the river bank.
I decided that this was the perfect opportunity for me to prove myself to my comrades and to my beloved queen that I was the bravest of all the royal guard. The others are jealous of me because I am the fairest of them all.
I tell myself over and over again that I'm up to the task. I will find that dreaded hydra and kill it. Others who went before me that morning had failed but I am Heran, the warrior princess, the incarnation of Herah, the warrior goddess, so therefore I am invincible. It is my solemn oath to kill the beast and bring back all its heads to my queen. Then the whole village will know that I'm truly the incarnation of a warrior goddess.
I stand on the bank of the sacred river and scrutinize the muddy black waters for the hydra. The monster is big and I know it will soon show itself. Unlike other creatures of the deep, it is not shy and will soon come up to find out who dares to come to its watery abode to face certain death. Soon I see a long, reptilian tail break the surface of the river and disappear just as quickly.
I wade out into the river and suddenly the water in front of me erupts and a huge serpent-like head on a grotesque long neck stands before me.... a terrifying sight for even the most hardened of hearts. Automatically I slip into a fighting stance, a result of years of intense physical training from my master.
The monster is maybe surprised that I am a woman and hesitates to strike... a fatal mistake on its part. I leap into the air and swing my machete in a wide arc, easily decapitating the monster in one fluid motion. Its black blood splashes everywhere and I feel a rush of elation and even a hint of disappointment... this fight was over too quickly.
But a hydra has many heads, where are the others? I look around, my senses on high alert, my eyes trying to probe the murky depths of the river where I stood. There is a sound behind me and I turn quickly to face it.
But I have been tricked! The beast is as intelligent as any human on earth and the sound was only to distract my attention. Blackness engulfs me as its jaws close over me. My startled scream of pure terror is cut off as I drop my machete in panic.
The monster swallows me whole as easily as if I was a beetle. Small inner teeth dig into my body, its breath smells of stale, rotten flesh and its gastric juices wash over me as I am dragged by its constricting muscles into the dark recesses of its abdomen. My last thought as I enter its belly is that I am a very, very stupid girl about to be eaten.
My body is being pulverised and I can't breathe. The pain is unbearable and I will soon perish. I am sucked into its stomach where I lie covered with juices, saliva and my own blood.
Death is ruthlessly slow as I lie in the darkness of the beast's belly. I can feel the beast moving about till it comes to rest. I know it has crawled to a hidden spot on land where it can lie and digest me for days. No one will ever find me again. I didn't tell anyone where I was going!
No! I must escape! Despite my horrid predicament I cannot just give up! My master taught me I should never lose hope even in the face of total destruction. I must try and calm down and think of a way out. I am without a weapon but the greatest weapon of all is the mind.
It is so silent but I can hear a sound. No, it is not my beating heart but another heart, the one that belongs to the beast. Then I realise how foolish I was from the beginning... I could never have defeated the hydra by just cutting off its heads. I had to strike at its heart!
I stretch out my hand, my fingers searching for the source of the rhythmic thumping; I squish through various organs till I grasp a familiar shape.
I give a sharp tug, attempting to rip it out by its roots. I do not succeed but there is an immediate spasm that runs through the beast's body as it convulses. With a huge heave I am vomited out of its great mouth into the blessed open.
I struggle to get up; expecting another attack but the beast has bolted back into the sacred river and disappeared. I suspect it will be gone for some time. I can hardly stand, my body aches terribly from cuts and bruises, blood is spattered all over me, some from the beast, most of it mine. My eyes swim as I cough and vomit, trying to catch my breath.
I keel over and fall flat on the floor, completely spent and exhausted. I am still shivering from my near death experience and I am about to pass out. I know that if I don't get to a medicine man soon I will die.
A shadow falls over me and I look up in hope but that faint glimmer is dashed when I recognize the beads on the ankle of the masculine foot in front of me... he is a warrior from an enemy village. They have been known to kidnap and rape our girls.
I can feel him watching me, his eyes clawing over my bruised and battered body. He will notice the tattoos on my forearms and know that I am royalty. I will surely be captured and held for a huge ransom!
But I can't move! My capture is inevitable. I stare helplessly up at him trying not to let my eyes plead with him. I cannot beg for mercy!