Part Six
'Shrooms
by The Preve
Thanks to Todger 65 for the edit.
Interlude: Hansen's World, construction period, 2
nd
Age, 2217.08.10.
"Here, put this on."
"Filters? Why?"
"For this."
"Whoa! Are those . . .?"
"Yep, Galatean mushrooms, heh!"
"But . . . but those are illegal! We could get sent up for this! The spores are the most powerful hallucinogens in recorded history; makes LSD look like talcum powder. The authorities are going to flip their brains. They're not paying me enough for five years on a prison planet."
"The authorities in Humanspace are going to flip their brains. We're outside jurisdiction, remember? And any Interpol who shows up'll get their brains flipped and fried 'cause they'll be huffing the spores, just like those senators and social moralists showing up for the opening."
"I just thought of something. Galatean 'shrooms are environmentally sensitive. You think they'll survive on this planet?"
"The Boss built a special greenhouse for 'em and," the worker leaned close and whispered, "scuttlebutt says the geneheads fiddled around and mixed other DNA into 'em to make 'em more adaptable."
"That . . . doesn't seem smart."
"Hey, I don't judge or ask questions. I get paid good bit. So they mixed up some genes. Anything goes wrong, we'll be far away from here. Whatever shit happens won't splash on us."
"Good point."
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"Goddamn! Look at this place. It's a fuckin' forest!"
Mike and Mandy gazed around, awestruck.
The Great Mushroom Forest of Psychedelic Bacchanalia
was its title.
"I'd heard Galatean mushrooms grew large but not this big," Mandy whispered.
"Yeah, you think maybe Hansen fiddled around with some genes?"
Mike's face was sour. He'd cleaned more than his share of gene fuck-ups. Gene manipulation was a commonplace practice, centuries old.
The couple had giggled and whispered their way from the cafeteria to the cab bay. The cab who'd served as their tour guide,
Cum Dump no. 312,
suggested the forest. "A giant forest of Galatean mushrooms," it said. "Terrific hallucinogenic spores, extremely potent and enhanced with sexual stimulants. A truly mind-changing experience and all perfectly safe. No medical effects at all."
The Galatean mushrooms, while not too large, were still impressive. The sizes ranged from small bushes to Terran oaks. Mike knew these Shrooms, the popular term used, were only minor examples. He'd been to Galatea. The Shrooms there could reach the size of Sequoias.
It wasn't so much the impressive size. Galatean Shrooms sported two features enormously fascinating to Mike and Mandy, and the early explorers who'd discovered the planet.
The first were the bright, iridescent colors characterizing most of the species, some of them luminescent at night. The second were the powerful hallucinogens and aphrodisiacs found in the spores.
The early explorers experienced great difficulties, initially. The hallucinations and constant fucking interfered with their work but, soon enough, they were able to categorize the species, collect samples, and file patents and claims.
The Social Moralists almost immediately passed laws banning the spores and restricting access to the planet (all while surreptitiously partaking of said spores and conducting frequent "fact finding" expeditions). Their strenuous (politically motivated) efforts could not prevent Shroom spores from entering the market. LSD became an afterthought; Viagra, after the complementary introduction of newly discovered Shmoo extract and its derivatives, nearly died as an industry.
Galatea, in spite of the ban, became then, and remained to the present day, a favorite destination for artists, celebrities, cultists, and other counter-culturals.
"S'not surprising this Hansen guy would put Shrooms in this place."
"Ooo Mike! This place is so beautiful! It's like we're in a rainbow!"
Mike, not a man prone to aesthetic comments (with the exception of Mandy's features), admitted his fiancee had a point.
The mushroom forest was a neon kaleidoscope, enhanced by a lush carpet of exotic flowers and grasses.
"The colors are so brilliant," Mandy marveled, "Do you think it's the spores?"
"Could be, but most of the spores come from the top. We're going to have to get on one for the full effect."
"How do we do that? I don't see a ladder or steps."
Mike went to one particularly large specimen and looked around. "Hansen wouldn't put these Shrooms here without access. Ah! Here we go."
One of the Shrooms adjacent the large one revealed itself as a cleverly disguised staircase. The steps wound around the trunk to the top, which overlapped the other, actual, Shroom. Mike and Mandy, on reaching the top, found it to be a platform.
"I think we're supposed to leap from it," Mandy said.
Mike peered over the platform to the other Shroom. "Are those pillows?"
The top of the Shroom sported a slight dent in the center, with several large pillows placed around it. The pillows' colors matched the fungus' iridescence.
Mike turned to Mandy, "You want to dive in or . . ." He didn't finish before Mandy jumped with a mischievous giggle.