Author's note: This story is the first thing I've written in a long time due to health issues, and it's by no means my best work but I am really enjoying worldbuilding in a light hearted way. Part one is very light on sexual content, but I promise part two and three more than make up for it, so I hope you will read it in order so that it makes sense. I haven't finished the series, but I have quite a few plans and ideas.
Mission Planet: Hawthorn Remarkable (Chapter One)
Ree tapped their sleek, Interplanetary Scouting Authority-issued shoe on the thrumming spacecraft floor. The last hours of orbit before landings with expected first-contact always brought on a certain protracted air of impatient anxiety, especially for Ree and the other diplomatic and social research personnel who didn't have scans and analyses to run. With nothing left to organise or research until the actual discoveries that touchdown would bring, Ree continued to fidget and focus on repeatedly filling their lungs with the familiar 22% humidity recycled-and-re-conditioned air of the starboard congregation room. Tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap the muffled sound of algenate-printed comfort sole on carbonboard metered out the half seconds as Ree ruffled and fluffed-up their chin-length wavy hair, and neatly folded and unfolded the soft hems of their uniform.
Since graduating from one of Earth's smaller independent Peace and Subjective Morality colleges with a major in Global and Inter-Planetary Decolonial Reparative Studies at age 22, Ree had completed a 3 year voluntary career entry program with the scouting authority and then been placed in a socio-cultural research and psycho-diplomatic role. Basically, tagging along with the science and anthropology teams to visit planetary systems with non-space-faring populations potentially eligible for first contact with members of the Universal Basic Income and Consciousness Rights Union (UBICRU -- pronounced yoobiekrew) to chat to the locals and assess planetary readiness to unionise, and the most culturally appropriate methods of onboarding. For the first two years in the role, Ree had mainly accompanied second and third waves of research deployment to planets with high sociological readiness for UBICRU onboarding, and worked with the economic and emotion-oriented research and diplomacy officers to find common ground on the moral, social, and resource-division systems between mission planets and existing UBICRU-member cultures. However, for the past five years, they have been part of a small starship's close-knit crew specialising in first contact. The best thing about the job in Ree's opinion, is how you absolutely never have any idea what's about to happen.
"9 minutes until doors open on mission planet: Hawthorn Remarkable. Scans are concluded, and debarkment crew with biology common to planetary atmosphere types 7 to 489 will require no filtration or survival gear. Departure crew with biology common to planetary atmosphere types outside of this range should follow protocol for a type 190-207 planet. Greyson, this means you, I repeat, Greyson, you must wear a tank to debark on Hawthorn Remarkable." the loudspeaker brought Ree out of their frustrated waiting, and they felt a flutter of anticipation and curiosity. Earth, the home planet of Ree's species, humanity, was a planetary atmosphere type 112, meaning that they would be debarking in less than ten minutes without protective gear or filters. They would be able to smell the air on a planet that no previous UBICRU-member species had experienced. That never got old.
Ree's agitation levels crept back up as the minutes climbed past 10. They sucked their front teeth impatiently, and rose from the congregation room seating to their full 5 feet and 8 inches, aware of the tension in their facial muscles as they walked toward the closed main debarkment doors, smoothing the lilac folds of the diplomacy uniform.
"Sorry for the delay, debarkment crew, doors should open on mission planet: Hawthorn Remarkable in the next few minutes. Ree, please report to the navigation portal lower desk immediately, you're required for troubleshooting." the loudspeaker hummed after this broadcast as though it had not been properly disconnected, and Ree wondered what 'troubleshooting' a socio-diplomat could possibly offer prior to landing. At least there was something to do, they thought, power walking to the proscribed location. But why didn't internal communications have time to create a personal alert direct to porta-module?
The navigation portal lower desk was a small dark galley with noise- and thermal- dampening that made it feel cozy yet serious. There wasn't much that could be controlled from that desk besides internal communications, scouting authority correspondence, access to 'layman's terms' information about technical aspects of the mission, and the duoport which was a small door to exit the craft that could be opened without the usual protocols and without requiring depressurisation systems as long as two qualified crew members initiated the command simultaneously. Duoports were considered a relic from a time when safety technology and collaborative-morality still had serious lapses, and things like covert missions and secretive emergency responses were required. Ree had never heard of a contemporary use case for a duoport in all their time with the scouting authority. As they approached the desk, they saw their friend Lelefe anxiously moulting feathers from her exposed shoulders. Ree's pace broke from power walk into a fast jog.
"Lelefe, what's going on?" Ree's voice was abrupt but tinted with concern.
"We can't land on them Ree. They're consciousness-carrying lifeforms like us. But wherever we move the ship they are drawn in like they need to touch it!"
"Hawthorn Remarkable's inhabitants? Are they a dense population?" Ree was trying to take this bizarre news in stride and come up with a useful question to ask, but who ever heard of anyone running TOWARD a landing spacecraft?