Bob Thunderschlong lived about as good a life as one could hope for: frequent travel to exotic locations; fucking more hot women than he could be bothered to count; owning a luxurious mansion and several overpriced cars. And all of that while never having done a hard day's work in his life.
How could Bob accomplish such a feat? A pretty face, lean figure, and a big dick. Bob was a sex worker and an influencer. Sure, like anything, his life had drawbacks. He had no deep relationships to speak of, no wife or kids. Some STDs were a potential issue, but nothing that frequent testing tests and a course of antibiotics couldn't take care of.
Thus, Bob did not have too many regrets when his life was abruptly ended during an incident with a truck.
"Death from a head-on collision with a logging truck due to driving under the influence of both cocaine
and
alcohol while getting sucked off by an escort," Luluna read off the report in her notebook with utter disgust. "To think that this is the idiot set to be given another chance at life..."
"So, the wood slinger was killed by wood?" a twenty-something girl with short silver hair and prominent cat ears giggled ass he flew around with the help of her sleek demon wings.
"Huh?" Luluna looked up in confusion at her half-succubus, half-catkin temporary companion.
"Logging truck," Lucy reminded and frowned when the blonde big-breasted goddess in a skimpy white dress still didn't get it. "It carried wood."
"Oh," Luluna finally understood and was thoroughly unimpressed.
That was the sight that greeted Bob when he awoke. Floating in the middle of endless nothingness. Neither cold nor warm. No source of light, yet the two figures were clearly visible.
One, a flying light-skinned mix of a succubus and a cat girl with a cat ears sticking out of her bob haircut, prominent wings and a demon tail with a heart shape. The strange demon wore little more than lingerie in pink and purple colors with cat-themed accessories and a choker with a bell for good measure. At least it gave a nice view of her sexy figure and the decent pair of knockers.
And Bob was so engrossed in imagining all the ways in which he'd fuck this feline demon that he completely missed that the girl had heterochromia: her left eye was blue and her right eye was pink. She also wore what could only be described as large, puffy mittens, but it would take a couple of minutes for Bob no notice that too as his lewd gaze already shifted to the other female in the "room", one with substantially bigger milkers hidden beneath the silk cloth.
Though "hidden" would be hardly the appropriate word. The few strands of white silk that ran across the blonde's giant bosom barely covered her areolas, and though her nipples were not yet hard, they already pressed clearly through the thin fabric. And as if fantasies of a godly titty job were not enough, the woman also had full, completely natural red lips.
"Ohhh," was the first sound Bob emitted since opening his eyes as he imagined the blonde bimbo's lips around his big dick, sliding it in and out of her mouth, looking into her deep, blue, lust-filled eyes while she shook her giant milkers around his shaft. "Are those really natural?"
"Pardon?" Luluna asked.
"Your tits," Bob clarified. He couldn't see any scars, though he had seen a couple of expertly done boobjobs with incision points hidden around the nipples.
"Pffftt," the feline demon snorted while Luluna turned bright in the face.
"H-H-How dare you!!" she raised her voice, more flustered than angry. "I ought to send you straight to Aurora's Playground like I did with that Cassandra!"
"Wait, Cassandra?" Bob managed to turn his brain online for a moment. "Wasn't that the name of the girl—"
"Whose dick you had in her mouth, yes!" Lucy finished with a laugh.
"Oh, I was going to ask—could you send her back?" Bob asked. "She really knew how to suck dick, and I have a distinct feeling that you're not willing to take her place around my cock."
"BWAHAHAHA!!" Lucy burst out in laughter, folding in half as she floated above Luluna.
"You insolent worm!" finally signs of anger formed on Luluna's porn-star worthy face. "Do you have any idea who you're dealing with?"
"A party pooper, apparently," Bob sighed.
Lucy's laughter did not grow quieter.
"Ok! That's it! I've had it!" Luluna snapped her notebook shut and waved her arm. "I know just the place the place to send you for your second life!"
A bright light formed around Bob. And as it grew, images faded in and out of the light. Images of horrifying demons with countless tentacles, of women with giant dicks between their legs, fucking each other, moaning in ecstasy as they shot their cum in all directions. One rope of cum broke through the image and flew right in Bob's face, but he swiftly ducked out of the way of the stray shot that disintegrated in the opposite wall of light.
"Hold on, Luluna!" Lucy suddenly shouted. "You can't do this! Sending another soul for a second chance to the same world before the previous one perished... Pluto will have your head!"
"Argh,
fine
!" Luluna snapped her fingers and the light around Bob died out, for but a moment, before re-emerging with the same strength. "If you like this idiot so much, you can join him!"
"Huh?" Lucy had only time to blink before she was hurled into the circle of bright light that surrounded Bob, and they both disappeared from Luluna's sight.
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"They've broken through the inner keep!" a wounded medieval soldier in bashed up plate armor reported while other guards fortified the wooden doors that led to the spacious, but dark, throne room.
"Kevin, where's Captain Hermule?" another soldier asked.
Kevin silently shook his head. Audible gasps and sobs spread amongst the tired survivors.
"How long can you hold them off?" one of the remaining noblemen with a goatee, Ignavus, asked.
"Hold off the she-demon Belle?" the wounded soldier answered the question with another question while he hobbled to the other wounded.
"If only General Keiko was here!" another nobleman wishes aloud.
Meanwhile, the remaining ranking officer walked up to the princess and her seven handmaidens. The princess' long, wavy hair shined in all seven colors of the rainbow. Her boobs were as big as her head, and her colorful, revealing outfit was nearly identical to the ones worn by her handmaidens, each of whom had hair in one of the colors of the rainbow.
"We've managed to get most of the city's population to the caves," lieutenant Noburu told the princess,
"But if the throne room falls nothing will stop the demons from catching up and slaughtering everyone."
"Then it is up to us to stop them," princess Rose said.
"I suggest we collapse the tunnels to buy the people some time," Noburu told a clutch of his men.
"But only after we have escorted the princess away!" Ignavus, spoke as he approached, followed by several other noblemen. "Come, princess! We cannot delay any longer!"
"No," princess Rose shook her head. "Until my father returns, I cannot leave the throne!"
"Your father is dead!!" on of the other noblemen shouted.
"HE IS NOT!!" the princess shouted back in tears. "He's only missing!"
"Foolish girl!" Ignavus spoke and spat. "Just grab her and let's go, before it's too late!"
"You will do no such thing!" Noburu drew his sword and stood between the princess and the noblemen. "No man is allowed to touch the princess. Especially swine like you!"
"AH!?" Ignavus recoiled.
"How dare!" the man behind him shook his fists. "Worm! Put away your weapon at once!"
"A commoner such as you has no right to speak to us like that!" Ignavus said, red from rage.
"If you want to run—run," Noburu said, standing where he stood, his sword steady with deadly purpose. "Be sure to tell the people how you abandoned the princess just to save the scales on your skin."
"I—" Ignavus almost mustered the strength to take a step toward the soldier, moved by pure outrage, but he was stopped by one of his buddies.
"Come on," he said. "If they want to die so badly—let them."
