"Bay City, born and raised. Unfortunately and fortunately I still live here. Aside from the common villains and small-time criminals, it's a pretty decent place to live. Bay City...A peaceful, hard-working city by day, dangerous, crime-ridden playground at night. I get to see both sides everyday as I work the later hours of the day shift going into the early hours of the night shift. People call me many things, a cop, pig, 5-0, whatever. But I personally call myself just out to get you because there's no superheroes in Bay City, just me...Dick Hardy."
I'm a 5,11", tan, and very muscular man. In fact my black uniform fits tightly around my upper body. I got short black hair, a 7.5 inch dick, and a face that isn't much but enough to get me by with the ladies.
Just then I got a call over the radio about a museum's silent alarm being tripped. I responded hitting the siren and punching the accelerator in my souped up police interceptor. "You gotta love the speed in these things" I said to myself.
When I got there I pulled up to the large crowd of people standing outside pointing up to the top of the museum. I got out, looked up and there was "The "doing it" duet" doing it right there on the roof near the edge where everybody could see. Thats what the two male and female partners in crime go by due to their habit of having sex at the same locations they commit their crimes. They have yet to be caught.
From what I saw they just stole a bunch of Priceless paintings and artifacts which they had proudly on display on the corner edge of the roof.
"Oy! Oh! Oh yeah! Yes! Fuck!" moaned the blond woman getting fucked doggystyle by her partner in crime up on the roof.
It was always impossible to tell their identities because no matter what they wore, they always had on gloves and face masks that covered just the front part of their faces. Even now as their naked bodies were grinding against each other they still had on their masks and gloves. The guy pumping her from behind even still left his boots on!
I made a break for the front door determined to get up there and put a stop to this when someone standing in the crowd yelled "Stop officer! Everybody's out but they got the place set to blow if you try to go in!"
Hearing that stopped me dead in my tracks. I turned around and seen the museum security guard who warned me pointing toward the front glass doors.
I turned back around looking at the front glass doors as well as through them and he was right!
There were sticky bombs stuck to the inside of every door and window that allowed you access in and out!
I got the crowd to move across the street and called bomb squad. Now I had no choice but to stand here outside like the others and witness The doing it duet finish up their latest "act"
"Uh! Oh baby your so good! Harder! Yeah like that that! Oh!" moans the blond some more. Her hanging big light-skinned tits rocking back and forth as she stayed on her elbows and knees taking her partner plowing into her behind.
If you squinted your eyes you could just make out his balls slapping against her pussy with each thrust.
He ran the fingertips of his glove down her back in a slow scratching motion.
"Oh Ughh!" moaned the blond while spreading her legs a little wider enjoying the pussy fucking her partner was gladly giving her.
He then stopped briefly to grab a hold of her curly blond hair and pulled it back hard while he started to ram into her again.
Her head jerked back and a quick loud moan escaped her mouth while backing her ass into his dick.
"Where the fuck is bomb squad?" I thought to myself checking for them but only to find a few additional cop cars just arriving on the scene.
I looked around at the crowd and seen that people were taking the situation very lightly as they were smiling and taking pictures of the duet go at it with their cellphones.
"At least the news crew isn't here" I said to myself, "The media would have a ballgame with this."
I looked back up at the roof and seen that they had now changed positions with her partner sitting down letting his legs and feet dangle off the edge of the rooftop and her facing him bouncing up and down on his dick.
"CLOP!...CLOP!...CLOP!...CLOP!" went the blond's big ass cheeks each time she slammed down onto his cock slapping onto his balls.
He started to slap her ass each time it dropped down on his cock which made her moan more.
"Uh Huh! Uh Huh! Yes! Oh! Ohhhh!" moaned the blond while hugging her partner still bouncing on his dick.
Just then he yelled "Hey I'm gonna cum, get ready!"
She then stopped and peeled off of his cock and curled up beside him sticking her ass up in the air and putting his dick in her mouth. She sucked it twice bobbing her head up and down then started stroking it fast while just sucking on the head.
"Ugh! Here it comes!!" her partner groaned loud as she continued to suck and stroke it.
"SLURP! SLURP! SLURP! SLURP! Gulp!" went the blond bringing her head off of her partners cock before standing up and walking further back onto the roof out of sight.
"EEEEEEEWWWWWL!!" went everybody in the crowd bringing their cellphones down and putting them away.
"I can't believe the bitch swallowed it!" someone yelled.
"What a slut!" another person said.
I looked at the crowd then back up at the roof again and the doing it duet were now fully clothed in all black standing side by side looking down at everybody including me.
"Sorry about your museum pieces and precious artwork Bay City!" said the blond's partner.
"But then again we're not!" said the blond.
They both then turned around laughing and grabbing the stolen museum pieces and walking away with them out of sight.
All of a sudden something is flung off over the roof!
Everybody looks at it in confusion as nobody can make out what the falling object is.
