Mike marveled for a moment at the geometric perfection of the fluttering Fairy bartender's flight path as she weaved her way across the grimy bar. She left a current of glitter in her tumbling wake, a jetstream of twinkling dots of light that settled slowly in the smoke-filled air. He watched as she zipped back and forth across the length of the bar, filling drinks and balancing shot glasses upon impossibly small hands, seeming to all but dance with her insect-like flight movements.
She was barely the height of a wine glass, yet her strength was such that she could hold two of the things in either hand, balancing each above her head as she flew in curving lines like a buzzing mayfly. The little creature had some strange form of telekinesis, and it was on full display as she pulled a nozzle to dispense alcohol, while simultaneously polishing a glass with a washcloth that was as tall as she was.
Lashvara's eyes followed the Fairy's frenetic movements as she planted her green elbows upon the countertop. She sat next to Mike in the bar, the second one they had visited in as many hours.
"You know," She said, her gaze shifting to the row upon row of exotic drinks perched upon the tall, glowing wall. "In my culture, before first contact, alcohol was seen as a rare and sacred substance.
Garouka
, the Priests called it: wine fermented from a particular mushroom native to Votar." She flicked the blue mushroom hanging in a thong about her neck with her finger.
Mike chuckled, glancing over his shoulder to see if Allynna had returned. "Figures the Priests would be the first ones to 'discover' it." He signalled the Fairy bartender. "I'm surprised they didn't hoard all the hooch to themselves."
Lashvara guffawed. "We thought it was the distilled blood of our heroic ancestors. The Priests would let the villagers drink on festival days, and when warriors were about to go off to battle. We never had the abundant quantities that you interlopers seem to possess, however."
"Wat'ser order?" The Fairy said, zipping up between Mike and Lass as her head snapped back and forth between them. Her toe tapped the air as her translucent, hummingbird wings buzzed above the sound of the music.
"Get me a Dwarvish Sapphire." Lashvara grunted.
Mike gave the Fairy his winning smile. "Moscow Mule."
"S'what?"
Mike leaned closer on the bar, cupping his hands as though he was yelling in her face. "A Moss-Cow Mule!"
The Fairy's wings fluttered in a hover. "S'what?"
Mike listed the ingredients off on his fingers. "Ginger beer, a shot of vodka, a splash of lime juice." The Fairy made a face at him and zipped away. "-And make sure it's in a copper mug!" He shouted after her. Mike let out a sigh. "One day I'll find an alien bar that serves it."
"Best of luck." Lashvara grunted, "From my experience, sentient beings tend to only provide for their own."
"Well aren't you cheery this evening?" Mike joked.
The Fairy zipped by the both of them in a flash, their drinks clattering onto the countertop as she rushed over to another part of the bar to serve a new patron. The forlorn smuggler stared down into his drink, cupping the copper mug in his hands as he stewed on his predicament. Lashvara upended her own down her gullet, her cheeks running blue with the bright, fluorescent alcohol. At least she could hold her liquor.
The Orc tipped her glass vertical and gulped the last dregs. "
Mmh
," she mumbled, wiping at her lips with the back of her hand, "Maybe you are right, smuggler. Neither of us should be here. This planet makes my teeth itch."
"Still not too late to let me go." Mike said, sliding his finger across the harmless tracking device around his wrist.
"Unfortunately for both of us smuggler, it is." Her beady eyes held to his. "I need answers.
My people
need answers."
"What if 'finding the answer' means taking down the entire Loupian Mafia?" Mike said.
"We judge the mighty by the obstacles they overcome." She retorted.
"Sure." Mike shrugged, "But there's a thin line between stupidity and success."
The Orc considered the thought for a moment. "...Are you saying I'm out of my depth, boy?"
Mike snorted, "Judging from how you handled the meeting with Fignet? Yeah."
Lashvara guffawed. "Insolent to the last. As I recall,
you
were the one who leapt into a speeding hover car. Are you really any better than me?"
"Well, let's see." Mike said, "In the last three days or so, I've been shot down, beaten half to death, beaten
again
by yours truly-"
"Of all the beatings, that one was the most warranted." The Orc said, grinning. Mike laughed.
"My first mate might have something to say about that. Still rocked my jaw, though." He lapsed into silence. "...And now we're sitting here, waiting for Fignet to finish setting up the 'deal' that's going to deliver us directly into the Loupian Mafia's clutches." Mike settled onto the countertop with his arms. "So no, I'm probably no better qualified than you. Those 'guards' of yours could really come in handy, right about now."
"I told you: they're not getting involved." Lashvara growled.
"Involved in what? Aren't they your tribe, too?"
"They are innocent in this." Was all she said, grumbling into her cup. Mike gave her a side-eyed look, which she returned with a hard stare of her own. Mike glanced away. An awkward silence descended between them.
"...You freak me out a bit sometimes, you know that?"
"I know." Lashvara said. "It's hard not to notice. You aren't exactly subtle with your emotions, smuggler." She smiled, flashing her large teeth. "Maybe that's why I like you. You don't pretend otherwise."
"Can't you just turn it off?" Mike made a swirling gesture with his finger at his temple, "All those... outside emotions?"
She huffed. "Can you 'turn off' your ears? Your eyes? Your lungs? I feel your emotions the same way you overhear a conversation. Sometimes you can ignore it, other times its loud enough to fill a room."
"How do you manage?" Mike asked.
"How do I manage what?" Lashvara said.