Consciousness came with a blast of cold water across Mike's face.
He choked and spluttered, finding his mouth filled with water as he instinctively spat out the offensive liquid. The groggy smuggler tossed his dripping hair behind his head, getting the dark bangs out of his eyes as he leaned back in the metal chair he was shackled to. His arms were cuffed behind his back, linked to a chain leading down to the floor. His legs were similarly bound, tying him to the metallic chrome seat. He couldn't sit comfortably, the chains prevented him from leaning too far forward or too far back.
Mike blinked a few times, working out the blur as he gradually came to his senses. His head hurt less than he had expected, and despite his grogginess he could tell he was healthier than he ought to have been, given the injury he'd suffered. He cast his gaze around, finding himself in a sparse, barren room with white stone tiling. There was a two-way mirror to his left; the buzz of the fluorescent lights above him made him feel shifty and uncomfortable. He was in an interrogation room.
"Wake up." Growled a harsh voice that Mike took small note of. He did not lift his head to see who had said it. Water dripped from the tips of his hair like pattering rain, it collected into a small puddle on the floor in the space between his feet.
"I know you can hear me, Human." The voice said again. It was gruff, but feminine. The buzzing of the lights was already starting to annoy Mike.
"Then why are you talking so loud?" He replied, snorting to try to get the lingering water out of his nose. He felt a hand grasp the back of his head, gripping him by his hair and jerking his head up.
He was to face with a female Orc. Her teeth were bared and she bent over him in an aggressive, domineering fashion. Her chocolate colored eyes squinted at him with harsh suspicion. He could see she was doing her best to intimidate him.
"Hi there!" Mike gave her a winning smile, blowing the wet bangs from his eyes. "The name's Mike. How do you do?"
"A lot better than
you're
going to be doing, Human." She snarled into his face, "If you don't answer our questions."
"You'll have to ask them first, before I can answer." Mike responded, "...Isn't that usually the way interrogations go, Beautiful?"
'Beautiful' punched him in the face. Mike's head snapped around, his body shifting in place as the cuffs held him firm. He tilted in his chair for a moment before returning to a centered position, coughing. She gave him a strong look, and Mike got the message.
"You're lucky we found you when we did." The Orc said with a grunt, taking a few steps back but keeping her eyes trained upon him. "That concussion of yours would have been fatal, if we hadn't stuck your half-carcass into a medical pod."
"Well by all means," Mike said, probing his tongue around in his mouth to be sure she hadn't jarred any of his teeth loose. "Save my life, then give me another one."
"You were being combative." She said, as if that explained everything. "I don't like combative."
Mike shrugged in his manacles, "We play with the hand we're dealt, sometimes."
The Orc stopped. She moved forward, placing her hands atop his shoulders as she stared hard into his eyes. "And what 'hand' do you think you have been dealt coming to this place, Human?"
Mike laughed aloud. "Well, judging from the reception I've been getting ever since I took a pass over your moon's atmosphere, I'd say my hand is pretty shit." He winked at her. "I'm still playing it, though."
Beautiful let out a grudging huff of air and withdrew from him, stretching to her full height. When she stood, Mike got a true look at the amazon. She was thick in the body, built like a wrestler, with large muscles that were quite toned. She stood nearly a half foot taller than Mike, the front of her long, red hair braided atop her head like a warrior's crown. The back of her hair trailed forward, draping down either of her shoulders and coming to rest at the summit of her large bust.
She was clad in military fatigues, the same as the scouts from before: a riot of browns and greens and tans rolling across her clothing as she stood at near-attention. The Orc's eyes never left his own as she stared Mike down.
There was a strange
whirr
, then the sound of air compressing. Mike glanced over, behind Beautiful's shoulder. He was taken aback by a truly queer sight: an albino Orc sitting in a corner, surrounded by machines.
The wizened figure was wrinkled and decrepit, lying back against a reclining chair. What Mike
assumed
to be a "he" was hooked up to a complex hover propulsion machine. Numerous breathing apparatuses and blood filters surrounded him, covering his body in small bruise nicks thanks to his papery skin. What little hair he had left upon his spotted head was bone white, like his flesh. The wispy locks were as effervescent as a cobweb. His teeth were gone, worn down to nubs in his flaccid mouth. The Orc's eyes were closed, and his breathing was steady.
Mike glanced from the Old albino to the young Greenskin. "...Who's the stiff?"
"Shut up." She replied. "Answer my questions."
Beautiful approached, looming over him, looking down her snout as she crossed her arms. She adopted the most menacing posture she could. Given her impressive size, it was not difficult to feel menaced.
"Who are you?" She asked.
"Mike." He answered. "We've been over this before, actually. How do you do?"
"You're awfully clever." The Orc let out a grunt. "Keep saying clever things like that Mike, and I'll cave in your clever skull with a mallet."
"Do it on my right side," Mike said, turning his face so she could see the mark she'd left. "You already made it my ugly half."
Beautiful tilted her head skyward and guffawed. "Hah! Well, if you do die today Human, you'll at least die audaciously."
The White Orc in the corner stirred and groaned. The interrogator turned her head around, pausing as he shifted in place. The ventilator pumped a little faster. Mike blinked, a strange haze coming over his mind for a moment.
There was a creeping sound in the back of his head.
Focus on the questions.
The interrogator nodded and glanced back at Mike.
"Uh..." Mike said, staring wide eyed at the White Orc.
"How many crew were there on your ship, before the crash?" Beautiful asked. "I presume that you were its Captain?"
Mike turned his bewildered expression to her. "...Are you seriously not going to address what just happened?"
The Greenskin grinned at him, flashing her pointed rows of teeth. "Now who is getting under whose skin?"
"What in the hell is
he
?" Mike said.
"Just answer the question, Human." Beautiful responded. Her grin grew predatory.
Mike couldn't take his eyes off the old Orc. "It was just two of us. My first mate Allynna and I."
"The Elf." The interrogator said. Mike's look swiveled to her.
"Yes." Mike replied. "How did you know that?"
"Vrogag came to, before you did. He told us what happened when you tried to ambush him." The Orc's satisfied smile deepend. "He mentioned an Elf intervening to save your life."
Mike scowled. "That coward will tell you any story he can to evade the shame of getting beaten by a guy half his size."
"Hah! Your concussion wasn't self inflicted, Human." The interrogator shook her head. "And Vrogag wasn't lying. He mentioned your prowess in hand to hand combat once or twice.
Unfavorably
."
"Yeah, well he should work on his spatial awareness." Mike grumbled, "He's lucky I didn't want to kill him, otherwise he wouldn't have 'won.' I was two steps behind him before he ever even noticed me."
"Enough time for him to beat you to a pulp." She remarked.
"I went easy on him." Mike said, grinning back at her. She guffawed again.
"You're an insolent little speck, aren't you?" Mike and the Orc stared at each other for a long moment, smiling. The ventilator in the corner wheezed loudly. Mike felt the room go fuzzy for a moment.
At least have the common decency to wait till the interrogation is over to fuck the prisoner.