"Do you wanna know how I got this jacket?" Mike said.
He perched himself upon the glowing blue countertop of the bar like a man looking for a mission. He tugged at his shoulder, displaying the dark leather for the two half-dressed Catians huddled together in the barstools directly next to him.
One of the women's catlike ears twitched in his direction. She turned her head, tilting it to one side like a confused feline as her long tail curled about her leg.
"...Your jacket?" She asked, brushing a lock of crimson hair from her eyes. Her companion poked her head around as well, blinking at the scruffy looking rogue who had the guts to approach them.
Mike grinned.
Got 'em
. He thought, congratulating himself. "Of course! Don't you know what type of leather this is?"
"No?"
Mike brushed gently at the tip of his shoulder, as if clearing dust. "Gelph leather. Near-priceless, this stuff is smoother than silk, but tough enough to take a bullet."
The closest Catian leaned in, her inbred curiosity getting the better of her as she brazenly reached out and felt it. She let out an appreciative gasp. Mike could see a flash of her cleavage through her clingy dress. Both of the Catians looked as though they'd dressed for a night on the town.
"The creature they get it from comes from a remote feral world in the Dwarven Border Systems." Mike explained, "Only one of its type in the galaxy, and the shorties keep a firm rein on how much is sold."
"So how did you get it?" Asked the second Catian, a raven-haired little thing, with eyes that were as charmingly blue as Mike's Elven first mate. The thought alone made her infinitely more intriguing.
"Oh, now that's a story." He said, leaning forward. He clicked his shot glass against the Catian's tall, frilly one. "...Would you care to hear it?"
"-If you'll buy us both a drink first," The redhead challenged back. "Sure."
Mike already could tell he was going to like her. He smirked, signalling for the Bar AI, which extended a nozzle from the bartop and dispensed a set of refills. Mike downed his shot and called for another.He leaned back in his chair, adopting an air of casual indifference as he shot eyes at the black haired Catian in the back. She blushed and glanced away.
"I stole it from an Emperor." Mike proclaimed at last, allowing the statement to hold in the air for a moment. He downed a second shot and tilted the empty glass towards the Bar AI again.
"Really." The redhead said, her smile showing she was either amused or intrigued by his bold claim.
"Really!" Mike responded, scratching at his stubbled chin. "I stole some diamonds from him, too."
"Which Emperor?" Asked the raven haired beauty.
"You'd have never heard of him." Mike answered.
The redhead huffed. "I'd bet."
An amused glint came to Mike's face and he turned to face the two Catians. "Oh really? Hear the story then, see if I'm lying."
The Catian smiled back at him with a predatory flash of her fangs. "And if my pryde-sister and I still think you are?"
"Then you don't invite me home tonight to meet the rest of your pryde." He replied without missing a beat.
The raven haired one giggled. "I like him." She whispered to her sibling, as though Mike could not hear. The redhead's own smile deepened. Mike took their expectant gazes as his cue to continue. He leaned forward onto the bar, his elbows against the counter.
"So there I was," He began, his hands gesturing to fill the drama. "Working as a smuggler on my ship: the
Halfbreed
. My first mate and I had just jumped bail on Hera IV and the Elven Authorities were hot on our heels. We'd crossed into Wild Space less than a week before, stopping off on a colonized planet ruled by an
Emperor
of all things!"
"So, not a
Galactic
Emperor." The redhead remarked wryly.
"Did I ever claim he was?" Mike bantered back. "A colony project saw a couple different species transplanted onto the same world at once - much like the dirt rock we're sitting on, right now. Infighting broke out when the Colonists were cut off from communication for a few months, and some civic-minded leader stepped up to take over everything."
"So anyways, we come down to the planet, moving a few contraband weapons for the rebels fighting the government. Everything's pretty bog-standard for that kind of mission. But what happens?" Mike subtly signaled for the Bar AI to refill his companion's glasses again.
"A raid! Half the group we were selling the weapons to end up dead, and the other half captured. Alongside us." The two felines seemed engrossed, leaning forward as Mike spun more of the story. "We ended up in a detention center underneath the Emperor's Palace! He took me and my first mate in for questioning. He thought
we
were the leaders of the rebellion! Can you believe it?"
"No." Remarked the redhead. She was grinning.
Mike continued as if she hadn't spoken. "We get taken in, one by one. The Emperor shackles us to this torture device, right? My first mate goes up first. She doesn't break, holds firm, gives him nothing.
My
turn comes up..."
"-And you didn't break either?" The redhead replied.
Mike laughed. "No, I cried like a Loupian that had gotten his tail pulled. I told him everything..." He took a swig from his drink. "Well, I told him
something
, at least."
The other Catian cocked her head, "What did you tell him?"
"The password to my ship computer." Mike responded. "He wanted his own flagship, and what better craft than a premium Elven-made starship?"
"So he stole your ship." The redhead said. Mike grinned.
"No. Not precisely. I didn't give him the password to unlock my Ship's Computer, I gave him the unlock codes for the ship's defensive grid." Mike made the gesture of a gun with his hand. He fired. "Anyone with the wrong DNA in a ten meter radius of my ship got a Gauss cannon shell flung to their face for the trouble."