A Devil at the College Party
LUCIFER
God and I sat in the observation booth as Rachel changed into a hospital gown. We were both wearing white doctor's coats, a stethoscope, and scrubs. The theatrics weren't necessary, but the monotony of immortality could wear on a woman, so spicing things up with a little roleplay was always fun.
"I need you to lie on your back," I said to Rachel through the microphone, "and hold your breath when the light goes on."
In the middle of the room Rachel was in, was a CT-scanner I'd retrofitted for my own purposes. We weren't scanning Rachel for tumors; we were scanning her for corruption. My trials were wearing on her righteousness, and the last one really did a number on her. She passed the test by denying my offer, but the choice I had given her was designed to be a lose-lose proposition. Instead of joining me, she chose to be the alpha bitch of a pack of demons. She reveled in her depravity, and temporarily forsook her purity. Even after it was revealed that her conundrum was all fake, she had retained pieces of her newfound lascivious nature. Now, it was time to see just how pure Rachel really was.
Rachel lied back on the bed, and God pressed the button. The machine came to life, and slowly guided Rachel's body through it. An image of Rachel's soul appeared on the monitor God and I were observing. So far, it was all clear. I passed Rachel through the machine a few more times until I found what I was looking for. A bright red spot was barely visible next to her heart, but it was there. Corruption.
"Hmmmmm," I smiled at God as I turned off the CT-scanner, "I wonder what that could be?"
"It's small," God said, adjusting her glasses, though she had perfect vision, "I think it's benign."
"Let's do a biopsy and find out, shall we?" I ginned as I produced a scalpel.
"Or we could just consult the chart." God said, rolling her eyes.
"You're no fun."
"Let's see here..." God murmured as she looked through the chart, "red spot next to the heart... ah, here it is: an inherent desire for power."
"Power, huh?" I smiled wickedly, "I bet you didn't see that coming."
"I still think it's benign;" God replied, "just a temporary ailment due to the stress her soul's been under."
"Perhaps," I said, "but we'll find out in today's test how power-hungry Rachel really is."
GOD
"Why are we going back to earth?" Rachel asked Lucy as we walked down the brimstone path.
"I changed your next test due to your scan results." Lucy said, "This one requires us to be up top."
"My test results?" Rachel asked, "What do you mean by that?"
"Your soul may be corrupted," Lucy grinned, "and we're going to find out the extent of it."
"What?!" Rachel screamed, utterly horrified.
"It's probably benign," I replied, putting a comforting hand on her shoulders, "but Lucy is convinced you're a sexual sadist, so she's going to put that theory to the test."
"I'm not a sadist!" Rachel exclaimed, "I've never hurt anyone!"
"Well, you're not a masochist," Lucy said, "like God-"
"Like God
pretends
to be." Rachel cut-in. I smirked at Lucy over Rachel's shoulder. Even after all this time, Rachel was still convinced my slutty personality was an act.
"...sure," Lucy said, rolling her eyes, "but I digress; you might not be a sadist, but you certainly desire power. You liked having men control you in the gangbang, but what really got you off was the idea that you could eventually turn the tables, and control them. When you had sex with God, you were domineering, even cruel to her-"
"That was just the hermaphrodite D.N.A inside me," Rachel insisted, giving me a nervous glance, "it wasn't actually
me
."
"That's not how that works, Rachel," Lucy replied, "just because you grew a cock, doesn't make you a different person. Those were your actions."
"No..." Rachel muttered, "that can't be..."
"It's fine Rachel," I smiled down at her as I hugged her from behind, "being sexually controlling isn't a sin."
"It depends on the extent of control." Lucy smirked, "Let's go."
RACHEL
I was back in the confession box I had started my unholy journey in. I turned to the side to see Father Hernandez looking at me inquisitively.
"Rachel?" He asked, "Did you hear me?"
"Yes Father," I replied, not knowing at all what he was asking about, "I'll make sure to say ten 'our fathers,' and atone."
"That's not what I-"
I left the confession box in a hurry, leaving the confused priest by himself. I guessed time didn't exist in hell, because not a single second had passed since I'd departed to the inferno five days ago.
We're outside.
God's angelic voice rang in my head.
I opened the double-wooden door to see God and another girl sitting and smoking on the steps of the school chapel. God looked like herself, except now she was dressed in a tight-fitting A.S.U t-shirt, and spandex leggings that formed perfectly around her thick backside. I didn't even recognize Lucy at first glance. She was pale-skinned with straight black hair, bright green eyes, and a body just as vulgarly curvaceous as God's. She wore dark eyeshadow, stud earrings in the shape of dicks, and bright red lipstick. She had on a black tank that was cut with scissors just below her nipples, revealing the bottom half of her full pale tits. A plaid skirt barely concealed her ripe ass, and revealed garters hooked to a pair of fishnet stockings that clung around her pale thick legs, and descended into a pair of red high-heels.
"Hey Rachel," Lucy smirked at me as she French-inhaled her smoke, "do you like my outfit?"
"It certainly stands out." I said, unable to conceal the fact that I was eye-fucking her.
"My new name's Jessy, by the way," God said as she handed me a cigarette, "and I'm a microbiology student."
"I'm still Lucy," Lucy smiled, "and I study human anatomy. My major is English though."
"Hey!" A voice yelled from behind us, "No smoking on campus...
Rachel?!
"
I turned around to see Father Hernandez looking dumbfounded at me. I was sitting next to the sluttiest-dressed girl in school, and smoking on the chapel steps. This was not a good look.
"Sorry Father," I said, feeling my face flush, "I'll say twenty 'our fathers' and ten 'hail Marys.'"
"Rachel," Father Hernandez said as he descended the steps, "when I said you should go out and live a little, I didn't mean bum cigarettes from strangers!"
"They're not strangers," I said, "these are my friends: Jessy and Lucy."
"These are your
friends?
" Father Hernandez exclaimed, looking Lucy over as she gave him a devilish grin, "Rachel, I'm glad you're being more social, but I don't want you to be taken advantage of by unsavory characters."
"I wonder how I'm supposed to take that, Father." Lucy laughed.
"I mean no offense, Child," Father Hernandez said to the devil, "but it is clear that you have strayed from the light of God."
"I like to think God's all around us," Lucy smirked, "sometimes, I swear I feel her inside me."
God stifled a giggle.
"God is a man, Child," Father Hernandez said, a bit patronizingly, "It's 'our
father
who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.' Though I suspect you may never have heard that one before."