In the year 2099, the world changed. A group of powerful men conquered the world and united it under one rule. The leader of these men was the Supreme Emperor. The Supreme Emperor of the Planet Earth was an openly bisexual black man who had a myriad lovers, both male and female. He believed in sexuality, peace and harmony. So, he outlawed all the problems of humanity. He outlawed marriage and ipso facto, also banned divorce. He outlawed religion, philosophy, feminism and apathy. He also decreed that people no longer belonged to themselves, they belonged to the Empire. The Empire granted them freedom.
The Emperor and his men had a mighty spaceship hovering over the planet. Any troublemaker was instantly killed and never heard from again. For a decade, mankind lived in peace and harmony. Men and women, blacks and whites, gays and lesbians and heterosexuals, all were happy and equal. Anyone who upset the order of the world was never heard from again. Such was life in the Empire. To relieve the men and women of the Imperial worlds of the stress of their daily lives, the Emperor decreed that sixty days out of each year would be dedicated to Purifying Hedonism. Men and women could indulge in whatever pleasure they chose, sexual or otherwise, without fear of reprisal. This was everyone's favorite Imperial Holiday.
Guess what? Today is Anal Sex Day. Today, throughout the world, by law all men and women need to engage in sexual activity of the anal kind. To disobey the law is to face a rigid penalty. All lawbreakers are condemned to death by being beamed onboard one of the Imperial spaceships and blasted off into space to perish in the void. It was hardly ever necessary to do so because the majority of men and women living in the Empire were very eager practitioners of everyone's favorite holiday and the special ceremony and practice which was a major part of it.
Today was a day which had Rachel in a panic. The tall, blonde-haired Irishwoman had the blues. The Holiday had come and she couldn't find a willing sexual partner. Part of the reason was because she was a wicked bitch most of the time and most men and women for that matter couldn't stand her. Back in the days before the Empire, Rachel had been a feminist. An empowered man-hater living in America. Someone both men and women considered to be completely redundant. Her feminist movement had lost its luster. They had all been exposed for the man-hating frauds that they were a long time ago. The Men's Rights Movement had restored the balance of power between men and women. Colleges were now fifty percent male and fifty percent female. A long time ago, feminists used treacherous tactics such as the elimination of popular sports and the demonizing of men to discourage male students from attending colleges and universities worldwide. False allegations of rape made by vindictive women against innocent men were also common. Alas, the efforts of good men had defeated the western world's man-hating sisterhood. Rachel found herself in a world where her ideas of hate and division according to gender politics were no longer welcome.