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This chapter is part of a series. Please read the preceding chapters before starting this one.
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At the front, left corner of our glorious new house was a statue of me, Rebekah, Myrna, Leedra, and Pamela. At the other corner was a smaller statue. It was of me, sitting on the ground, alone, facing the house.
"What the fuck is that?!" Pamela gasped.
Myrna snickered.
Leedra put her hands on her hips and - based on her body language - was preparing to launch a full-out assault.
"It is our family," she said, firmly.
"Okay," Pamela said, glancing around at Lee, Sondra, and the rest of us before looking back at Leedra. "I get the three of you standing around Basil like love-sick puppies but what the fuck am I doing, perched on his shoulder like some kind of killer parrot?"
"You are protecting us," Leedra said, her voice softening a little. "We support Basil - who is supporting you - lifting you up to where you can strike from a position of power. Your knives are ready to strike our enemies down. Our enemies shudder in fear before you."
Pamela walked around to look where her sculpture-self's back foot was. It was actually pushing off of the wall of the house. Her statue's front foot was on my shoulder. She was in the middle of launching herself - pushing off from our home - and using me to aim herself - at our unseen "enemies" - as Leedra called them. She had a knife in each hand and she looked intent on causing great harm.
"I do look pretty bad-ass," Pamela said, finally.
"Definitely," I agreed.
"Bad? Ass?" Leedra asked.
"You made me into a living nightmare - a scary mother-fucker," Pamela said.
"Why would you want to fuck your ...!?" Myrna gasped.
"Scary Sexy!" Leedra exclaimed, excitedly.
Pamela looked back at the statue and then nodded her head.
"Yeah," she said.
Leedra leapt forward, wrapped the warrior in a hug, and said, "Scary Sexy."
"I love you too, kitten," Pamela said, hugging her back. "You did an amazing job, considering the fact that Basil and I weren't even here - that totally looks like us."
I walked over to check out the other statue. I got a little surprise.
"So, what's with naked me, sitting over here, facing the house?" I asked.
"What?!" Pamela gasped, laughing.
The rest of the group came over to look.
Without a shred of guilt, Leedra pulled up her robes and settled onto my penis - or rather my statue's penis - taking the cock fully inside of her.
My statue was sitting, naked, on the ground, leaning back just slightly - with my legs stretched out in front of me. My cock was fully erect, and my hands were lying on the edges of my thighs - palms up. Leedra had settled her rounded butt into the palms of my statue's hands - which cradled her ass - as she took my statue-cock straight up her cunt. She reached forward, gripped the statue's biceps, and began fucking herself, up and down, on my statue-dick.
She hadn't been at it more than a few seconds when her body trembled and golden light strobed from her face and chest.
"Did you ...?" I asked. "Did you just cum - and level up - by fucking a statue of me?"
Leedra - still mounted on my statue cock - resting in the palms of my statue hands - opened her eyes, looked at me, and said, "Hera liked my statue."
"Holy, fucking, shit!" Pamela gasped.
"Yeah," I agreed, shaking my head.
Out of the corner of my eye, I glanced over at Leedra's parents. My mother-in-law was looking a little too longingly at my statue. My father-in-law was staring at his daughter, in awe.
"Leedra and the Dreamer," he whispered.
"Whelp!" I said, hoping to shift the focus elsewhere. "I'm starving. Anybody else hungry?"
As we headed inside, I grabbed Myrna's fingers.
"Can you put a little hedge or something around that to kind of ...?"
"Yeah," she said, grinning. "I'll give it a little more privacy."
"Thanks," I said.
Sondra had fixed us food as well - so we had plenty to eat. Her food was almost as good as the Head Chef's. For a brief moment, I thought about the fact that I could level her up - but that was just a little too weird. Hopefully, she didn't go see Lissa to change her profession and then use my statue to level herself up. Best not to dwell on that ...
Dinner conversation turned to all of the amenities in the new house. Leedra's parents would not stop gushing about everything. She had, apparently, taken them on the full tour - including our rooms - as well as the basement vault.
My mother-in-law somehow ended up standing behind my chair, nestling the back of my head between her full-bodied mammaries - as she massaged my neck and head - and begged me to allow the two of them to join us for the first test of the giant hot tub.
I tried to tell her that it wouldn't be that night but she had - apparently - already bribed all of the rest of the members of my family.
Leedra had filled it with water. Myrna had grown a dense thicket of thorn bushes in the furnace under it and then somehow killed them off and dried them out enough to be lit on fire. Rebekah had started the fire and then portaled out of there as the whole thing ignited.
We put up the dirty dishes (with Rebekah returning the ones that belonged at the communal kitchens) and then Leedra led us through the new door - into our section of the house. Steam was rising from the huge tub. I knelt down, stuck a finger in and quickly yanked it back out.
"We need a thermometer," I told Pamela.
She nodded.
It wasn't THAT hot - so I put my hand in and then pulled it out once more. It was a little too hot.
"Leedra, if we add a little cold water - to cool it off enough for us to get in - can you do something to stir the water around - so the cooler water and the hotter water mix together?"
She nodded.
I went to the faucet - for the cold water - and opened it wide - letting it blast for a few seconds. The overflow went into the spillover drains and sloughed away - the design was working perfectly. I killed the water and then headed back to join the others.
A narrow pillar of stone "grew" out of the floor. Fan blades appeared on it - like a ceiling fan - and then it began spinning.
"Perfect, honey," I said, "good job."
She nodded - continuing to focus on her task.
After a few minutes, I stuck my hand back in.
"It's hot - but I think we can make it work," I told the group. "It's going to feel like you're boiling yourself alive at first. I usually just ease into it."
"Add a little more cold water, Basil," Pamela advised.
"Yeah, okay," I said, moving back towards the spigot.
"They're not as used to hot tubs," she reasoned aloud.
"You're right," I admitted.
I gave it another good, long blast of mountain stream water and then killed the flow. Leedra continued stirring the contents of the pool with her non-ceiling-fan turbine. I gave it a second, tried the water again, and nodded to Pamela.
I started to take off my clothes and then looked over at Leedra's parents.
"Nobody will mind," her father said. "You are, obviously, not from Gaia. Public baths are common here."
"With your in-laws?" I asked.
"In? Law?" he entoned.
"Your spouse's parents," I clarified. "You don't mind seeing your wife's husband naked?"
"We already have a statue," he said, grinning.
I literally facepalmed.
Deciding that I couldn't be any more embarrassed than I already was, I stripped off and dropped into the water.
"Oh, fuck!" I gasped - stopping at my waist - waiting for my body to adjust.
Pamela laughed.
"Hush," I play-snarled at her.
A couple seconds later, I was sitting on the highest step/seat.
"Okay," I said, "take it slow. Let your body acclimate. It's pretty warm - so we probably need to limit how long we stay in here or we'll cook ourselves."
There was a flurry of titters, giggles, and laughter as clothing went flying.
A female body slid in next to me and I looked over to see Pamela smiling at me.
"You decided to build the world's first hot tub, huh?" she asked, grinning. "In a world without swimsuits," she added.
I shook my head and grinned back.
She leaned over and kissed my cheek.
"This feels fucking amazing," she purred, swimming off across the small pool. "Stop staring at my ass," she yelled back, without even looking.
"But it's so ... I just need to squeeze it," I said.
"No squeezing the Charmin, Mr. Whipple," she said, laughing.
All around me, there were "Oh!'s" and "Ah!'s", as the rest of our group slid lower and lower into the steamy bath.
Leedra settled onto my lap - while Rebekah and Myrna snuggled in beside me.
"You guys like it?" I asked.
"It's fucking amazing!" Sondra said. "Did I say that right?"
I laughed and said, "Yes."
"Mom's right," Leedra said, grinning. "It's fucking amazing."
"Too hot," Lee said, winking at me.
Sondra was curled up beside him. He was enjoying her kisses on his neck as his hands and fingers explored her body under the water.
Pamela swam back over and settled in beside us.
"I need a swim-buddy," she complained.
Myrna giggled and turned, climbing across her lap, and settling in with her arms around Pamela's ribs.
"Fucking, right," the warrior purred.
Leedra started rubbing my cock at the same time as the two women began kissing.
"Leedra ...," I growled.
"Oh!" she said. "I'm sorry, MASTER. Am I bothering you?"
Rebekah watched her for a few moments - a blaze growing in her eyes.
"Scoot up, little sister," she growled.
She stood, picked Leedra up, dropped onto my lap - spearing her pussy with my penis - and settled Leedra between us. The coal-haired mage's fat titties were cradling my face. I grabbed them in my hands and started groping and sucking them. Meanwhile, Rebekah was rocking her hips - sliding her cunt up and down my cock - bashing it against her womb. She snaked a hand around Leedra's side and dug her fingers into the poor girl's twat. Leedra threw herself back against the brunette and tried to escape - but the two of us weren't about to let her go.
With all of her squirming, it was tough to focus on what Rebekah's pussy was doing to me - but when the little stone mage screamed - and climaxed - and lit up the room - she finally quieted.
Rebekah just held her after that, and rode up and down on my prick. I continued to feast on Leedra's delectable breasts - but I snuck a hand around to grope Rebekah's as well.
Beside us, Myrna and Pamela were quite obviously finger-fucking each other as they made out. Each of them had already strobed once - but they didn't show any signs of slowing down.
A strobe of golden light came from my left and I glanced over at Leedra's parents. Sondra was riding Lee's lap and kissing the hell out of him as well. He grunted and golden light strobed from his face and chest. She sighed heavily and slowed her thrusting.
Rebekah's eyes were squeezed shut. Leedra was just floating along in the waves, enjoying her afterglow. I grabbed Rebekah's ass with one hand and pulled her more tightly down on my cock. I let my climax go - and began flooding her depths with my sperm. She gasped and came - and then came several more times as her body reacted to my seed.
