Bill sat on the crowded train planning his evening after a day's work, the jostling relaxed him despite the sheen of sweat covering him in the Summer afternoon. Can I be bothered to drop by the supermarket he thought? There's never enough cashiers, it's a drag. Maybe get a takeaway, hmmm.
Bill's eyes widened as a seven-foot-tall pale-skinned woman loped straight through the carriage door, not breaking it, sliding through, like sunbeams penetrating a window. She flicked her head up and shrieked, jumping two metres and landing flat against the ceiling as though her limbs were glued to it.
Nobody looked up from their phones or even their daydreams. Long wet black hair was plastered to her head, still dripping gently on the train floor, a torn white dress clung to her, hardly covering two pale cheeks and a pair of pointy breasts.