For once John remembered that his genies had no experience of the world so when he got to the bar he started off by ordering three ciders, he figured he could mix his drinks and drink quite a bit with no adverse effects due to genie health powers so he decided to get a pitcher of cocktails as well.
He ordered the drinks, with one girl on either side of him cuddled up close and teasing him while the barman got the drinks and put the sales through the till. As the barman returned with the drinks they stopped whispering in his ear but continued their teasing of his cock out of sight of the bar staff and any waiting punters.
John took his change and struggled to keep a straight face as the teasing started to have it's desired effect, he handed both women a drink and started moving towards an available table, he chose one further away from the bar in a corner so he wouldn't draw as much attention, he did this quickly to hide his semi.
He sat with his back to the wall and the ladies sat either side of him, Rose to his right, Hazel to his left, they were both giddy like school girls and excited by all the sights and sounds of the bar and enjoying the taste of their drinks. Together they looked to him for all the world like best friends who'd spent twenty years growing up together. Their excitement looked very natural like any other pair of best friends on a night out, giggling and enthusiastic about the night ahead, which they were in fact, he could tell both were looking forwards to their first night club not to mention the expectation of more sex but he knew that in reality they were also busy taking in the world.
Their drive between the beauty spot and the town had been a mixture of questions from him and them pointing in wonder at things, the buildings, cars both nice and normal, occasionally he'd spot a pretty woman and they'd make comments about her look, they were amazed by the greenery as they drove off the hill, the trees that lined some of the roads into the town and the colours of the various lights as they drove past several different pubs and clubs each with their signs lit up and unique.
And this was still going on as they walked from the bar to join him, a few people in the place were watching them, several guys looked them up and down as they walked by and John didn't need genies to tell him what they were thinking. The really entertaining part was when they walked past a tall body-builder type guy who turned around to watch them walk past, as he turned back he got a pint poured down him by the cute young brunette who was presumably his now ex-girlfriend.
As they sat down he watched the brunette storm out of the pub due to her man's ogling the two hottest women in the pub.
"You two certainly had an impact" John remarked taking a drink and idly placing his free hand on Hazel's thigh.
"Well that incident is actually just the breaking point they've been having problems for a while now" Rose responded as if it were nothing to be providing personal information on the relationship of two strangers.
"Did you just read their minds?"
"We both did" Hazel commented, "we noticed the way you looked at the woman, it's clear you find her cute so we did a bit of mind reading to get you inside information."
"Wow, that feels a bit intrusive" John responded, slightly concerned.
"How so?" inquired Rose before taking another gulp of her drink and then cooing slightly at the taste.
"To humans that would seem like an invasion of privacy and the majority of humans find that really intrusive, many would consider it a violation to pry into their lives when it relates to sex and their partners."
"Well in fairness they made the problems in their sex life very clear to the entire bar without anyone needing to read their minds, we just dug a little deeper" offered Hazel as an explanation.
"Exactly what problems are they having with their sex lives?" asked John, he was suddenly intrigued, he was still a little unsure but Hazel had made a good point, the guy had very publicly eyed up two strange women while out with his girlfriend and she'd made an even more public display in response, it didn't take a genius to work out what was going on.
"Well he's been cheating on her, she doesn't know it for sure but she keeps finding slight discrepancies in his timings and their money isn't exactly what it should be, she's convinced he's been cheating on her, which he has, but she can't find solid proof. Not only has he been going behind her back, he's been failing to perform with her due to the steroids he's taking for his body building. He's now actually taking so many steroids that he's struggling to perform for the women he's been cheating with as well, who also have no idea he has a girlfriend" Rose said to fill him in on the lives of two complete strangers.
"Wow, I wasn't exactly expecting that much information."
"You asked what had been going on with their sex life, I provided you with the information you requested, my apologies I've done wrong" Rose said a little subdued and seemingly a little hurt.
"No don't apologize, you just gave me more than I was expecting really, but you did good so don't feel the need to apologize."
Rose's demeanour reverted back to her normal naughty happy genie as John affirmed that she'd done well.
They sat there for a while longer drinking and enjoying the music coming over the speakers from the juke-box, the girls definitely seeming to enjoy themselves and when John asked them about this he made sure to ask for what they thought not what they were designed to do, as it turned out they liked the music not just because he liked it and they were meant to like it but they definitely seemed to enjoy the rhythm and the guitar sounds.
The place wasn't particularly crowded and the music was mostly metal, bits of punk like Dropkick Murphies and NOFX, some Judas Priest and Motorhead and of course his favourite Iron Maiden.