Author's Note
- Ahoy me hearties! This ol' pirate be feelin' a might lonely out here on the high seas of writin'. Me latest chapter be up on deck, and shiver me timbers, I poured me heart into it!
But now I be needin' yer help, me loyal crew! Tell me, be this chapter a treasure worth plunderin', or should it be tossed to the kraken?
So fire away, me loyal crew! Tell me what ye think! Be it "Aye, a fine read, Captain!" or "Shiver me timbers, what be this bilgewater?", anythin' be better than the sound o' crickets chirpin' in the hold.
Leave a comment in the bottle below and let me know yer thoughts! Even a simple "Aye, Captain, 'tis a good yarn" warms this ol' salt's heart. I be relyin' on ya, me mateys! Don't leave me to the silence of the deep!
An' if ye REALLY be likin' what ye read, slap that like button like it be stealin' yer booty!
Fair winds and followin' seas, ye scurvy dogs!
Ian Flint.
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As I pushed open the creaky wooden door of "The Hornet's Lair," a wave of raucous laughter washed over me. The place reeks of ale, sweat, and probably a few other things I'd rather not identify. Dim lanterns cast long shadows across weathered faces, and the cacophony of drunken laughter and slurred sea shanties assaulted my ears.
Anchorfell, being a bustling harbor, was home to a myriad of taverns like this one, open at all hours to cater to the insatiable thirsts of seafarers and wanderers alike. Months at sea seemed to instill a sort of lethargy in people, a phenomenon I've never quite understood. It was as if the sea drained them of their vitality, and they sought to reclaim it through excessive indulgence the moment they set foot on land.
But who am I to judge?
I have my own vices.
Scanning the room, I spot a few familiar faces among the crowd of sailors, mercenaries, and what I can only assume are failed adventurers drowning their sorrows. But the one I'm looking for is tucked away in a corner, nose buried in a book.
I saunter over and plop myself down across her. "Afternoon, sunshine."
Nothing. Not even a flicker of acknowledgment. Just the soft rustle of a turning page.
"Where's Luke?"
Without looking up, she pointed towards the bar. I crane my neck and spot him carefully balancing a tray of drinks. "Ah, playing waiter, is he? When are you going to learn to fetch your own poison, Elara?"
That earned me a glare that could freeze hellfire. She doesn't dignify me with a response, just returns to her book.
Luke arrived, setting down two frothy mugs of ale. Before Elara's fingers can so much as graze her cup, I snatch it up and take a hearty swig.
"Oi! You whoreson!" She exploded. "That's my bloody drink!"
Ignoring her outburst, I smacked my lips appreciatively. "Luke, my friend, your taste in ale is as impeccable as ever. Almost makes up for your choice in women."
He simply slides his untouched mug towards Elara. She snatches it up, still glowering at me. "Fuck you," she muttered, taking a long pull from the cup, still cursing me in her mind, no doubt.
I grinned, leaning back in my chair. "Now that we're all here and properly lubricated," I say, raising my (well, Elara's) mug, "we've got some serious matters to discuss."
"Did they fire you already?"
I grinned. "The only one getting thrown around here will be a certain sailor who can't tie her own boots properly."
Elara's eyes narrowed. "I'll show you how well I can tie a knot, right around your scrawny neck, you prick."
Luke raised a hand, cutting off our banter. "Alright, you two. Aedan, what exactly did you want to discuss?"
I told them. About the meeting. About the Emperor (Elara's jaw actually dropped - a rare sight indeed), the dwindling skythrall reserves, the lost expedition, the whispers of Elysara... and the mission.
"So... you were actually debriefed by the Emperor himself?" Luke asked, his voice tinged with disbelief.
Elara leaned forward, her book forgotten. "And you agreed to this madness?"
"Well...When the Emperor asks you something, you don't exactly say 'no thanks, I've got laundry to do."
I took another long pull off my ale. Gods, Luke
did
know how to pick 'em. It was cold, and crisp, with a hint of something nutty and a bittersweet aftertaste.
The silence stretched between us, broken only by the raucous laughter around. The Hornet's Lair was a melting pot tonight. At a nearby table, a group of dwarves was engaged in a heated arm-wrestling match, their thick beards quivering with each grunt of effort. In another corner, a lithe elf was entertaining a small crowd with sleight-of-hand tricks, coins, and small objects seemingly appearing and disappearing at will.
Elara was the first to break the spell. "This is insane, Aedan. The risks are... astronomical."
"Big risks, big rewards."
"Big risks, big coffins," she retorted sharply.
"Come on, Where's your sense of adventure?"
"I left it in my other pants, along with my death wish. You do remember what happened to the first crew, right?"
"It's not just the danger. The complexity of this mission is..." Luke pointed out. "well, it's daunting. We're talking about finding an island that might not even exist."
"Oh, it exists alright," I said, taking another swig of ale. "The Emperor seemed pretty convinced."
"And since when did you start trusting authority figures?" Elara asked.
I clutched my chest. "You wound me, truly. I'll have you know I'm a model citizen."
"Right, and I'm the Queen of Sheba."
"But seriously, Aedan, Vermilion factor complicates things. We don't even know how far along they are." Luke voiced.
"True enough. Given the intel we have, I wouldn't be surprised if they've already set sail."
"Fantastic," Elara groaned, rubbing her temples. "So not only is this mission suicidal, but we're already playing catch-up. Could this get any shittier?"
"Well," I mused, "we could be doing this sober."
"Not helping, you ass."
"Look," I said, leaning forward and lowering my voice. "I know it sounds mad. Hell, it probably is. But think about what's at stake here. It's not just about glory or riches."
Luke nodded slowly, a thoughtful look on his face. "You're right about that. If Vermilion gets their hands on Elysara's skythrall deposits..."
"We're fucked," She finished bluntly.
"Eloquently put, as always," I smirked.
"So what's your brilliant plan then?"
I grinned. "Well, first we finish these ales. Then we commandeer a bigger ship, gather a crew crazy enough to follow us, and sail off into the unknown."
Luke raised an eyebrow. "That's not a plan, Aedan. That's a vague outline of a suicide mission."
"Details, details," I waved dismissively. "We'll figure it out as we go."
Elara groaned. "Oh, that's reassuring. 'Figure it out as we go.' Might as well write our own epitaphs now."
"Come on," I added. "When have I ever steered you wrong?"
The silence that followed was so heavy it could have anchored a battleship. Both Elara and Luke stared at me with identical deadpan expressions that made me wonder if they'd been secretly practicing that in the mirror.
"Alright, alright," I conceded. "But this time it's different. This isn't just some harebrained scheme of stunt. This is for Thalassar."