A tired woman comes home from 12 hours of work. She looks nerdy with her big glasses, and people have never seen her wear her hair down, because it's always in a bun. She takes off her glasses, her clothes, and takes a shower. She is wearing nothing but a jersey (no underwear) when she comes out; gets on her knees and prays, "God...something in my life definitely has to change. I'm a good person, and I'm blessed with a good job, and I pay all my bills on time, and everything else is okay. One thing though is missing, and that is sex. I haven't been made love to in a very long time...I don't even know what it feels like anymore, please send me someone good, a good person that will satisfy me God. Amen." She gets into bed and puts the covers over her, and sleeps. It is 10:08 PM.
It is around one in the morning, and all is quiet and still. All of a sudden, a strong but gentle breeze sweeps into her room, and what was once the moon light, is now a crystalline light, dimming her window. The light gets brighter, then transforms into a human form with wings. The figure stands 6 foot tall, and he is very beautiful. His skin is olive, his face delicate and flawless, and so is his skin. He has the perfect body. His black curls are draped over his shoulders. The angel looks at Regina and walks over to her bed. Her head is cocked to the side, and she is sleeping; totally unaware that he is watching her, he takes the cover and draws it down. All that is exposed are her beautiful legs. While Regina was sleeping, her jersey swiped up a bit, and her pretty vagina is now exposed. Regina opens her eyes, screams and puts the covers over her.
"Don't fear," the angel says.
"Who the hell are you?????!!"
"I'm your guardian angel," the angel replies with a smile, "I'm also the one who grew up with you."
"This is a joke. Get out of here before I call the police!"
The angel shrugs, "Go ahead. They won't believe you when you tell them an angel from heaven is in your room."
Regina stares at this beautiful creature, "You really are an angel, aren't you?"
"Yes, your guardian angel. I'm the one who knows all about you."
"What do you know about me?"
"The fact that you work more than you should, you don't go out, you don't have any friends except the one at work who you think is your friend and she talks about you, and you haven't had sex since your last divorce. I also know that you take antidepressants everyday, and you're in a depression."
Regina is stunned. She can't say anything even though she wants to, but she can't find the words.
"I know. you're still confused, I can read your mind. You also think I'm good looking. Thank you. God heard your prayer, and he sent me to answer it."
"But why are you naked? Don't angels wear white gowns?"
The angel grins, "Heaven is not what they tell you it is."
"So...what are you going to do?"