"Sorry babe but we're going to have to work separately today," apologized Helen straightening her skirt.
"Yeah I know," said Mary "I've gotta be a fake independent panel member."
"Don't say it like that Mary, the interviewees believe it's real." Helen mocked in a low tone.
"The men? Ha. That's funny. Just because it's a rule they believe it's all legit. No wonder half their balls are in archives these days!" grumped Mary. That early morning taste she'd just had from el Presidente hadn't been enough to satisfy and now she was going into the meetings hangin' for pussy.
"You know Lisa and Jill are gonna offer you the same deal as always Mary, just try and chill OK?"
"OK Boss, yeah yeah the all-you-can-eat buffet dinner. But it's such a long day!"
"Well, they say you do a very good job. That's why you've been put on a higher rotation with them as a panelist." Helen pointed out.
"But I don't even do anything. I just listen to men spill their guts about how they are coping with their ever-diminishing presence in society and then I just sign off on their demotions!" shrugged Mary.
"Not that, eating them out afterwards you idiot." Helen laughed.
"Oh yeah, I like that bit." smiled Mary.
"Do you think the men really believe what's happening to them now is right Helen?"
It was a new grammatical expression that had crept in, "the men", as an aside, as opposed to "men" being of equal, or at least somewhat equivalent value.
It was more in keeping with the new 25% principle which was now benchmarked on just about anything you came across. Even to the point where the word 'men' was reduced to a quarter the size font on a lot of reading matter, online and hardcopy.
"Well, I could say "yes and no", but it's really "Yes and yes and oh fucking YES!" joked Helen.
"Can you explain it to me? I just don't get it at all, I mean they're being fucked over!" a perplexed Mary asked.
"Well, it goes back centuries to the formulation of the legal system which, the men of then, established. All law is designed by men for men.
They made it so that the more case law that was adjudicated, the more entrenched those laws, then men's power, became. That's how we have statute law, precedent law, and the law of torts.
It's not possible to change that system. We are simply now in control of it. It's
a beautiful thing that's happening Mary."
"So they lost their balls by accident?" Mary asked.
"Exactly! Well put darling. They didn't think it would go this way. It was all fun and games as a 'pay to play' fantasy, the Femdom thing." Helen introduced the elephant in the room, Man's sexual kink.
"Then it all got a bit out of hand when Women reached that critical mass on campuses and company boards where the 51% affirmative action laws were being passed with the support of the gay section of the male populace." Helen elaborated.
"Then the Gay Pride movement got the support of Women. More men came out as gay. Lesbianism became the single largest sexual demographic in society. Poof! Game over. All legal." Finished Helen.
"Wow, and they can't undo it." whispered Mary realizing the enormity of what she'd just learned.
"No, they can't. They're just trying to navigate the trend. What we're doing is guiding them towards that future where 'men' will be an option, pretty much like a dog or cat." Mary's boss was now returning to what was going to be the thought she really wanted to impress in her lovely assistant's sweet head.
"So every time you hear a male sob story, remember behind that is your servant pervert who's going to wank over this change. As is evidenced by the more than one hundred years of male-compiled female domination of men scenarios they left us on record. They love it. It's incredibly detailed. In their own words. They want it, Mary. They need it. We're giving it to them." Helen concluded.
"Amazing," said Mary. "Suppose I better get downstairs and listen to this Bill guy's yarn about whatever it is he's been doing. Like who cares?"
"Have a bit of fun with it, Mary. You don't have to get involved but you've got a good sense of humor. If you see an opportunity to make a feminization joke or a dick joke, go with it." Helen encouraged.
"They asked for it. Not our fault this happened. It's all fair game for us now. Law, evolution, new gender definitions, superior IQs! Overwhelming Female dominance is everywhere. All very real now babe".
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"Hi Mary. Have a seat Mary." Both Jill, Human Remains top bitch and Lisa, Personnel's prison warden welcomed her into the meeting room.
