Realistic look and feel flaccid cock and balls which can be worn all day! [footnote: daily hygienic cleaning required.] Body safe connection means you can piss through it and shake it just like the guys. But when you want, it stands proud. [footnote: erection time 20 to 40 seconds with fresh batteries.] Choose from 6, 8 or 10 inches. [footnote: 6 inches gives full insertion in 94% of vaginas. 10 inches may require the anus of an experienced partner.] Our patented transdermal nerve induction process means that you feel as if it was an actual extension of you. Your clitoris becomes the head You feel all along the shaft -- every stroke, every thrust! One standard testicle (replaceable) contains enough pseudospunk for two good ejaculations of 5 ml each. [footnote: If ejaculation is not required a solid testicle is supplied as standard.] [footnote: The other testicle contains the erection pump.] The optional vaginal reservoir and pump can deliver 20 ejaculations at a higher velocity. [footnote: no other object should be inserted into the vagina when the reservoir is in use.]
The remote control means that you can ejaculate whenever you want in order to satisfy your partner, or have it triggered by your own orgasm. Yes, get an orgasm by fucking -- bigger and better than any man!
(NOTE: Synthcock is not a medical device and is only sold for recreational use. It is designed for insertion with the human vagina, anus and mouth and is compatible with their normal secretions. No responsibility can be taken for any damage caused or sustained by its insertion elsewhere, nor from biting. However, it is normally safe with good quality artificial versions of these organs sold by a reputable company for use with the human penis. We recommend only our own brand of lubricant and pseudospunk, and damage caused by other liquids is not covered by the guarantee. If you are pregnant or have any damage or infection to your vulva, consult your doctor before use.)
HERE IS WHAT SOME SATISFIED USERS SAY:
Erica of North London: ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTE! Like many women I thought that Synthcock was just overpriced and the single user special fitting was just marketing hype. I live with another woman and we shared a Girldick 5A, which was just the right size for both of us and (we thought) perfect. When it failed I went to the Synthcock Store where the technician explained that the ordinary pseudopenis could only make a few nerve connections because women vary in shape and distribution of nerves. Getting moulded and having my nerves traced was not at all painful, and my 6 inch custom Synthcock was ready in an hour. I tested it on artificial cunt, ass and mouth in the Store and was amazed. When I got back to my girlfriend I couldn't wait. The way her cunt felt was like seeing in colour after a lifetime of low resolution black and white -- I didn't know what I was missing! And the ejaculation was so much better for both! We went straight back to the store, where she bought hers on an easy payment plan, and I bought a vaginal reservoir. Before she fucked me, she got her brother Jack to fuck me first, so that I could compare. Sorry boys, but it is much better than the real thing! He also liked it when I fucked him, and is now looking for a girl with the 10 inch model!
Kay of Norwich: BEST PRESENT EVER! My parents bought me a Synthcock X for my twenty-first birthday, and I love it! It's so great to piss anywhere so easily, and I love to have it sucked! I have already fucked several of my girlfriends and they all want one too.
