AT GRANDMA'S
I had never thought about my grandparents having sex, though obviously they do. I was visiting with my twin brother Jack, and Grandma asked if we wanted to use their sex room, so we said OK.
What a surprise! It was so retro! Almost everything was manual! And so limited! Even the ejaculator only had basic spunk - they didn't even have chocolate flavour! Grandma said she didn't do that that much cock sucking and the flavour didn't matter in her cunt and ass. In fact, she often fucked without activating ejaculation at all.
"It's mainly for your Grandad," she said. "He loves swallowing spunk. It reminds him of his young days. He's never happier than with a cock coming in his arse and another in his mouth." (She still says arse! It's like mediaeval!) "He can swallow semen till the cows come home, but it has to be the real flavour." (I don't know what it means when the cows come home - it's just one of those things old people say. I did see a cow once, on a school trip to the zoo, but I forget what they are for.)
"Hark at her!" said Grandad. (Hark means listen. I think it might be Latin.) "Sitting there half the day watching nature films with a cock on slow fuck!"
"It's very soothing," she retorted. "We used to get a lot of birds in the garden when I was a girl, and you don't seem to see them now, so I like these films. And a bit of gentle fucking is just right. You young people seem to think sex is all about getting to an orgasm fast, same as you bolt your food, and won't watch videos longer than ten minutes. Me and Grandad have learned to enjoy taking our time."
Actually Jack and I tried the basic spunk and thought it made a nice change from all the fancy flavours. We had both forgotten how basic piss tastes as well (no other flavour there of course), and thought we might use it occasionally at home. Perhaps we spend too much time tweaking preferences and recipes.
Obviously the chair was set to Grandma and Grandad's shape and preferences. They had to get the manual to set it up for us, as they had forgotten how, but it was pretty comfortable in the five basic sex positions I liked.
There were no fully configurable units that automatically shaped themselves. Instead there was a row of mouths, a row of boobs, a row of cunts, a row of cocks and row of asses, all in a range of sizes. You had to choose one and actually pull it out yourself (!) on a flexible stalk and apply it to your body, where it would make small adjustments to keep in contact and use the mode you had set: depth of thrust and speed for example.
Grandma showed us how she used it with a cock in her cunt, ass and mouth. Of course, she was really skilled with the remote control, and I have to say she orgasmed very elegantly. She may be old, but she still has style!
The cocks expanded hydraulically rather well, but were in fixed sizes, and there was not even an adjustment for veininess. Jack likes them smooth but I like them really veiny. We just had to accept something in the middle, like in the olden days. Grandma said they were the standard set which was supplied, but each could be replaced and you could buy different shapes and textures. She had considered getting donkey and wolf but had never got round to it.
We both tried the cocks of course, but I didn't have my synthcock with me, so couldn't try the cunts and asses except with fingers: they seemed OK. Jack said for fixed configurations they were quite good, and he quite liked the pulsed suction feature on the asses. It wasn't as smooth as you get today, quite mechanical but good for a change. He thought someone should try to simulate it on today's models. He also liked the manual adjustment for sphincter tightness. Grandad said he liked to just put his cock in an arse (yes, arse) and not move at all while it sucked and he was getting thoroughly buggered and swallowing spunk. Grandma said he was sometimes there for an hour at a time, and she was glad to see him so happy. Of course he takes a prostate enhancer to give him stamina - they're not that retro! I guess if you have just what you want, you don't need all the options and variety. We never have sex the same way twice. Perhaps we should.
Grandma said they never used the cunts, but had them for visitors. Grandad fucked each of them every two months to keep them in good condition. Jack smiled, and asked to see the manual again. He then showed them how to use the self-fucking feature. All the cocks came up and synchronously fucked all of the cunts. The cunts were of course each matched to the cock below. It looked rather good, and I thought we should program something like that at home just for fun. The modern units don't need it, of course. Jack set things up so that the asses Grandad did not use would also be self-fucked.
Jack said the mouths with their fixed speed tongues were actually all right for his cock. Unfortunately, Grandma had never bought the cunnilingus extension so they didn't do much for my pussy. However they were rather good on my nipples.
You could see which of the boobs were most used as the areolas were worn off. The nipples only dispensed water, since they had not replaced the milk concentrate for years. The boobs themselves were pretty good, with fair temperature setting, and each had a range of hydraulic expansion presumably the same mechanism as the cocks. However they all had the same wobble factor, which was fixed, but OK. Nice, but nothing like the range you expect today. I think people would get bored having the same tits all the time.
The odours were just a basic 8-bit palette of male, female and ass, all human, with 4 levels of pheromone. Grandad said he could hardly tell the difference between the levels and had not bothered with upgrades. They might have bought a couple of animals, but you had to buy a complete collection which wasn't worth it. The asses were set to just puff air.
