AT GRANDMA'S
I had never thought about my grandparents having sex, though obviously they do. I was visiting with my twin brother Jack, and Grandma asked if we wanted to use their sex room, so we said OK.
What a surprise! It was so retro! Almost everything was manual! And so limited! Even the ejaculator only had basic spunk - they didn't even have chocolate flavour! Grandma said she didn't do that that much cock sucking and the flavour didn't matter in her cunt and ass. In fact, she often fucked without activating ejaculation at all.
"It's mainly for your Grandad," she said. "He loves swallowing spunk. It reminds him of his young days. He's never happier than with a cock coming in his arse and another in his mouth." (She still says arse! It's like mediaeval!) "He can swallow semen till the cows come home, but it has to be the real flavour." (I don't know what it means when the cows come home - it's just one of those things old people say. I did see a cow once, on a school trip to the zoo, but I forget what they are for.)
"Hark at her!" said Grandad. (Hark means listen. I think it might be Latin.) "Sitting there half the day watching nature films with a cock on slow fuck!"
"It's very soothing," she retorted. "We used to get a lot of birds in the garden when I was a girl, and you don't seem to see them now, so I like these films. And a bit of gentle fucking is just right. You young people seem to think sex is all about getting to an orgasm fast, same as you bolt your food, and won't watch videos longer than ten minutes. Me and Grandad have learned to enjoy taking our time."
Actually Jack and I tried the basic spunk and thought it made a nice change from all the fancy flavours. We had both forgotten how basic piss tastes as well (no other flavour there of course), and thought we might use it occasionally at home. Perhaps we spend too much time tweaking preferences and recipes.
Obviously the chair was set to Grandma and Grandad's shape and preferences. They had to get the manual to set it up for us, as they had forgotten how, but it was pretty comfortable in the five basic sex positions I liked.
There were no fully configurable units that automatically shaped themselves. Instead there was a row of mouths, a row of boobs, a row of cunts, a row of cocks and row of asses, all in a range of sizes. You had to choose one and actually pull it out yourself (!) on a flexible stalk and apply it to your body, where it would make small adjustments to keep in contact and use the mode you had set: depth of thrust and speed for example.
Grandma showed us how she used it with a cock in her cunt, ass and mouth. Of course, she was really skilled with the remote control, and I have to say she orgasmed very elegantly. She may be old, but she still has style!
The cocks expanded hydraulically rather well, but were in fixed sizes, and there was not even an adjustment for veininess. Jack likes them smooth but I like them really veiny. We just had to accept something in the middle, like in the olden days. Grandma said they were the standard set which was supplied, but each could be replaced and you could buy different shapes and textures. She had considered getting donkey and wolf but had never got round to it.
