Chapter One
Activities with Loved Ones
It was a rather busy day at work and I was having a hard time shaking it off so I stopped at a bar nearby to have a quick drink, not to actually get drunk, I just needed something to put that shiny hue back into the world.
I decided to go to this little place I have never been. There was really nothing particularly interesting about it but the sign said "Longest bar in town!" Hmm ...Is that really a selling point? I walked through the squeaky saloon style double doors and took a seat at the bar. The place was completely empty except for the ruff looking bartender and there were only two bottles on the shelf, whisky and vodka.
"What can I get you?" He growled?
"I guess a whisky?"
He rinsed out a dirty shot glass and gave me a double. "Thanks!" I lifted my glass and toasted him; he said nothing and went back to the book he was reading.
This dΓ©cor in this place was atrocious, and the bartender was surly, I will defiantly not be coming back here. After sitting in uncomfortable silence for a little while I said, "So... The longest bar in town huh?"
Without looking up from his book he said in a prerecorded way, "It is the longest bar in town, there was a long bar contest ten years ago and ours is an eighth of an inch longer than any other in town... hence the sign."
"Oh"... I decided sitting in silence is a much better option than attempting forced conversation with this guy. I tried to hurry with my drink but it was just so bad, hurrying is something this beverage would not allow.
After the first drink was gone my mouth was numb so the next three went down a little easier, I noticed the sun peeking through the dilapidated old wooden slats that made up the outside wall, as it beamed in the light shimmered and danced when it hit my glass.
Ah ...the shiny hue is once again returning to the world I thought to myself, I spun my glass and it made beautiful circular rainbows on the bar-top.
After a painfully long time, which in this place wasn't very long, a girl wandered in, she sat down one barstool away from me as to kindly not invade my personal space. She looked at the wide variety of drinks available and said, "I'll take a shot of vodka."
The bartender without a word rinsed out another shot glass, poured her a drink and went back to his book. We all sat there in silence for a little while and she eventually said... "So, longest bar in town huh?"
The bartender again without looking up said, "It is the longest bar in town, there was a long bar contest ten years ago and ours is an eighth of an inch longer than any other in town... hence the sign."
"Oh," she said and we return to the silence. She eventfully looked over to me and said in a sarcastic tone, "So do you come here often?"
In an equally sarcastic way I said, "Oh yeah, I had my akinsanya party here."
She laughed extended her arm and said, "My name is Mary." I gently kissed her hand and said, "It's a pleasure to meet you Mary," We sat in silence for a little longer.
"So what do you do?" She asked.
The air was thick with boredom so I continued the flow of jokes, "I am a millionaire superhero firefighter rock star."
"Oooo ... a fancy renascence man huh?" She said as she scooted one chair closer.
"What do you do?" I asked?
"I am an intergalactic planet manufacturer specializing in the inhabitable zone."
"Oooo... freelance ...Or do you work for a company?" She giggled and looked down at her drink.
For the sake of brevity I will spare you the details of the next half hour filled with witty banter and sexual tension. Eventually with a lull in the conversation she looked me up and down and said, "You have a beautiful nose."
"Do I?"... I asked as I rarely consider my nose at all.
"Yes... may I touch it?" She asked shyly.
"My nose?"
"Yes."
"Ok?"
She swiveled her chair my way, and started feeling my nose with both hands. "This is weird," I said in a funny nasally way as she closed her eyes and pinched it.
She was enjoying this a little bit too much and when she slid her pinkie finger in my nostril I pulled back and said, "OK, that's enough... you creep." She smiled and we looked in each other's eyes for a moment, she was wearing a cute slinky yellow sun dress and apparently no bra as her nipples were visibly hard through her dress.
She leaned closer, ran her hand up my thigh and said, "do you live around here?"
"Yeah... just up the street," I said trying not to look surprised.
She slipped her hand down the front of my pants and slowly gave my cock a few squeezes, it took my breath away and I couldn't help but look surprised this time. I looked over at the bartender and he was still motionless reading his book.
"Can we go hang out at your place for a little while?" She asked as she was expertly handling my manhood.
"Sure" I said in a voice much higher than I intended.
"Great! Let's finish these drinks and get out of here."
I grabbed my terrible whisky slammed it down and said, "OK I'm ready." She laughed and slowly reached for her drink, she took a tiny little sip and said "OK let me finish mine," she gripped me tighter and gently tugged. We sat in silence for a moment while she was secretly pleasuring me under the bar, I seized this silent moment and rested my hand on her bare knee, I slowly started running my hand up her thigh and she forcefully yelled at the bartender, "HEY! Can I buy my friend here another drink?"
He slammed his book down and started heading over. With every step he took my hand slid a little higher, and once I reached my destination I realized something surprising a wonderful about Mary, she was not a fan of wearing panties, and she was sopping wet under the thin vale of her light sun dress. she let out a pleased sigh as my fingers slowly yet gingerly explored every one of her delicate folds, the bartender poured me another; luckily he couldn't see what we are up to on this side of the bar.
She started pumping faster, and with a twinkle in her eyes she turned back to me and asked ... "Sooo, how was your day?" She took another tiny sip of her drink and I took a sip of mine, I slowly slid two fingers into her while using my thumb to make little circles.
"It was ok, work was busy, but it's getting much better as the day goes on," I smiled.
"Well that's good."
With a little practice I started to get pretty good at maintaining my composure and nonchalantly keeping up my end of the conversation while constantly being on the verge of orgasm. Mary also seemed to be an expert at this game, although sometimes when I touched her just right she would pause or shutter a little bit in the middle of a word. After quite a while I eventually felt worm waves wash over me and feared I couldn't hold it in any longer.
I leaned over and whispered into her ear, "Mary, If we don't leave soon I'm going to have to knock out the bartender and steal his pants." She gave a few extra tugs and just as I was about to explode she slipped her hand out.
I tossed a twenty on the bar and Mary yelled to the bartender, "Alright! You're safe for now but next time I'm going to let him knock you out and steal your pants," he slowly gave us the finger as he didn't look up from his book.
On the way to my house we walked close and held hands. "Wow... I almost lost it back there at the bar."
"Oh would that have really been the worst thing to that happened to you today?" She playfully replied.
"Well no, but it would have been embarrassing to have to walk home with wet pants."
"Oh don't be such a prude," she spun around and came in for a kiss, but she didn't kiss me; she once again grabbed my cock, gripped tightly and gave a few more tugs through my pants.
"No Mary! no.. no... nooo." But it was too late; I could feel an orgasm washing over me.
I shook and sputtered as she was pumped everything out of me, then she gave me a gentle kiss on the nose.
"There ya go," she gave me a few pats and it smeared everything around.
"Awww, why? ... I have to walk around like this?"