Freaky Fantasy Prologue

Hi there.

It is I, the Narrator.

Maybe some of you find it odd to be addressed directly like this. Off-putting, perhaps? Well, that's just tough titties I'm afraid, because I'm here and part of the deal. If that's not to your liking, dear reader, I would kindly suggest you fuck off now and save us all precious time.

Still here?

Good. Now, I know why the majority of you are here, and there's no need to lie to your dear friend the Narrator. You horny bastards want to see some raunchy sex scenes, something to wank off to, to flick the bean to, to skin the sausage to- you get the fucking point.

And it's all going to be in here. Even some right nasty shit that would make the author's mother wonder where the hell she went wrong in life.

However!

Like any good sex, you have to build up the mood, do a bit of foreplay before really getting into it. You know, smack her tits about a bit. And her arse too.

And I'm getting off track.

My point is, there's going to be some world building and actual story that I know at least some of you slightly less horny readers will be pleased with. If that's not to your liking and you just want to get straight in there and fuck it in the pussy, I suggest you join the other lot that have already left and find something easier to jerk off to. Easy like your mother.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Still here? Then I take it you are curious to see where this all goes, the poor bastard who has to proofread this or you have some kind of degradation fetish. Which is cool, that's not something I judge.

You dirty little slut.

Anyway, let's talk about the actual story a bit and what you can expect.

The world is called Volupaera and, like most fantasy worlds, has magic. Or at least it did. See, that's the problem. All the magic is fading away. It's buggering off. And nobody knows why. I mean, I know why, but it would kill the point of the story if I told you everything now.

So everyone on Volupaera is wondering what the hell is going on, where did all the magic go, and will anyone notice if I take that fit redhead accountant out back and give her a good fucking seeing to?

Sorry, that last one was what I was wondering.

Moving swiftly on, the rulers of the various races decided to convene and find out what the issue was. Naturally, the summit that was meant to help save the world turned into finger pointing and name calling faster than you can say a fantasy slur.

Politics, who knew right?

While the stunties, the knife-ears and normie elites argued and the less "civilised" races didn't even get an invite, there was one normie lad who actually thought of a solution to the problem.

Fio was an inventor that had long dabbled in various technologies that didn't require magic to use, even though many thought he was batshit insane for doing so. See, Fio was a low-born commoner without a surname and also without any magical ability at all. To make up for this birth defect, Fio found creative ways to get similar results.

With floating cities crashing into ground and all hell breaking loose, he told the gathered nobility that his inventions could provide power and restore or replace the various defences and devices that had previously relied on magic to function, while also investigating the root cause of the problem.

Considering that they frankly had no other feasible options, it was agreed that Fio would visit the various surviving settlements to do what he could and promised that if he succeeded, then Fio would be richly rewarded.

Not bad for the working class runt, eh?

Obviously there's a lot more to all this, but I'm not going to info dump everything at once. You'll pick up more in the actual chapters of the story, the Prologue is just here to give you a general understanding of what's going on in the world and who you'll be following in the story.

On that note, let's introduce the main characters, shall we?

First we have Fio, our inventor and loveable virgin. There's no nice way to put this, and I'm not nice enough to give a toss, so I'll just say it: Fio is a doormat. A nice, geeky boy but the embodiment of the kid who used to get bullied relentlessly in school. Kind, sweet and smart but with the social skills of a spoon. And with the build of a pencil, pale skin, greasy hair and glasses, this poor bastard rarely gets a break. Fortunately, he's a bloody genius and has a very specific kind of luck that will become more apparent as time goes on.

Next we have Darius Khalinson. God damn, this man is almost the complete opposite of Fio. Darius is a 6'4" towering bald black man that could literally rip poor Fio in half. With muscles built upon muscle, covered in metal plate armour and wielding a warhammer, Darius of the noble house of Khalinson is practically a warrior god in human form. This stoic and powerful mother fucker is the dream for all you BBC enjoyers. While Fio goes about fixing the world, Darius is the one watching his back.

After Darius we have the lovely and dysfunctional Doctor Janet Thistleton, a caffeine addict who is thirsty for more than just coffee but unfortunately so bogged down with work that the last time she saw any action, it was two pigeons fucking on the balcony. When magic was in abundance, Janet had been far more lively and chipper, but when it all started going downhill she was forced to take a more hands on approach. Which, when you used to be able to heal almost anything with some cool glowing light, was deeply unsettling and distressing. Janet volunteered for Fio's quest simply because his group needed a healer and she thought it would give her a break from all the chaos.

Ha!

Then we have Fidus. You know those kids raised by wolves? Well, picture something along those lines and you will have a good idea of what to expect. He is, however, not human. In Volupaera there are different Beastmen sub-races and Fidus is of the Wolfman variant, mostly human with some wolf-like features such as longer canines, sharp claw-like nails, wolf ears and tail. As no Beastmen were invited to the summit, Fidus invited himself to speak on their behalf (by which I mean he broke in through a window) and later offered to join Fio, offering his tracking skills and martial ability in exchange for the young inventor also helping the Beastmen settlements they happen upon.

Second to last, we also have our lovely Elven Druid known as Alora Moonblessed, the ambassador of the Elven people during the summit and speaker for the very land itself. With the powers to shift into animal forms and control the land itself, Alora is a powerful ally but not as powerful as she once was. Her goal in aiding Fio is to heal the land and restore balance to the natural world. I know some of you will absolutely love her when we get to the good stuff.

Winky face~

And to bring our assembly of colourful characters to a close, we have Borin Bronzebeard. Yeah, yeah, I know. The author isn't Tolkien and some of these names are stereotypical.

Fuck you.

Anyway, Borin is something of a tinkerer too and took a liking to Fio after seeing some of the lad's creations. As a skilled blacksmith, he offered to help maintain the group's equipment and bounce some ideas off of Fio and perhaps design some cool things while at it. A keen marksman with a rifle and a proclivity for explosives, this Dwarf is not one you want to hold a grudge against you.

Of course there will be more characters introduced along the way, and even some added to our main group here, but for now these fucknuts are the only ones you need to know about. You may have also noticed that I haven't gone too deeply into appearances (except maybe Fio and Darius, but that was to show the contrast) and only brushed up on some personality in places.

You'll be seeing a lot of these guys and get a better feel for them as time goes, in a more natural way. For now, you have a barebones understanding of who you'll be following, what their motivations are and whether you want to invest more time into this than you already have.

If you need a clearer picture, our merry band will be traveling together in Fio's caravan/workshop all over a diverse and fantastical world, full of drama, adventure, intrigue and lots of kinky sex. Be you the mystery seeking type, wondering what happened to the magic; the character lover who enjoys character building and relationships; or just horny, there is something for everyone.

Still here?

Then welcome... to Jurassic Park.

I'm just messing with you. Welcome to Freaky Fantasy.