Previously in Frankengeld. Doctor Damion has had a visit from Victor Frankenstein's fiancee Elizabeth, and his friend Paul. He has learned that Victor's experiments continue, and that the construction of his 'new man' is well under way. Elizabeth's frustration with a lack of Victor in her bed spilled over into a scene which could have led to disaster for our hero, but she cleverly rescued the situation by suggesting a novel form of duel, which Paul lost. During the afternoon Damion has created a tonic for a vampire.
Now read on...
14th June in the year 1784, just after sunset.
We were sitting down for our early evening meal, thought his was different. It was the first time we'd had a vampire as a guest. And I had a surprise for her, a tonic of my own creation, from a Sumerian recipe, that just might assuage her need for blood.
Helena had already opened the red wine and poured Alicia a generous cup. She brought a second cup and placed it near. Alicia nodded to me and I popped the cork on the tonic and poured a small amount, like a waiter allowing the customer to test the bottle before committing to a full glass. It had an unusual, but not unpleasant, odour. Rich and rather earthy, with metallic hints. Alicia took a sip.
"That is... delicious," she replied. "What is in it? My hunger is satisfied with just a little. It tastes like..." she glanced around the table. "A young man!"
While Yani tried to look small and uninteresting I listed the ingredients.
"You have made me into a vegetarian!" she exclaimed. "I met one once, a traveller in saffron from the east who would not eat meat."
I did not ask what happened to the traveller. I hope he wasn't himself a meal. Perhaps to reassure those around the table Alicia proceeded to explain that vampires do not have to feed to continue to exist. They do not die for lack of blood. But lack of blood makes them increasingly lean in appearance, and gives them a hunger that sits like a deep pain in their body, a pain that grows until only the most strong willed can resist.
We learned that older vampires have more control over this hunger than the newly risen, who are almost completely in thrall to their appetite for blood. And that their kind must be careful not to let their feeding attract attention. They are powerful in the hours of darkness, but vulnerable during the day, and the mob eventually catches up with a vampire that feeds carelessly.
As we tucked into our meal, and Alicia had alternate sips of wine and tonic, she explained that it was a matter of mathematics. I was surprised to hear a Countess talking about such a subject but it seemed that, as a child, she was precocious and rather talented in that regard.
"Imagine that my Master, Gina, and I, came to a great city."
This was easy, we could all imagine that and so far there was no complicated mathematics to deal with, merely counting to three.
"Then imagine we each feed upon a resident of that city. In a relaxed way, taking a month to taste them, to enjoy them, and then at the end of the month making them like us."
We all sat quietly, trying not to look like food.
"So now there are six of us," said Alicia. "Imagine if at the end of the next month we all make our meals into vampires. Now there are twelve of us."
This was mathematics, but still not too hard.
"If we continue feeding and creating, how many of us will there be after seventeen months?"
I tried to do the calculation but without a piece of paper before me my mind quickly failed me. I guessed, "A thousand? Fifteen hundred?" It seemed a very large number.
"More than one hundred and ninety six thousand," said Alicia.
We sat aghast.
"Why, that is the entire population of Vienna!" I gasped. Vienna was our closest large city in Europe, and only a few cities, like London or Paris, had greater populations. I tried to imagine what an entire city of vampires would look like. The streets deserted during the day, perhaps, and at night, chaos, as they all looked for food.
"Of course it would never get to that point," said Alicia. "Even just a few dozen patients with severe anaemia would set alarm bells ringing. And there are doctors who specialise in supernatural diseases. There is one in the low countries; Van Helsing I believe he is named. Someone like that noticing our feeding would be the beginning of the end for us. We would have to flee and hide."
I had not heard of this Van Helsing person but Alicia was right. News travels quickly amongst the medical fraternity. Dozens of patients with bite marks on their necks, who refused to stay in their coffins when dead, would be noticed.
"So you see," concluded Alicia. "Our only chance of survival is to stay well away from society, feed infrequently, and transform victims very rarely."
"But that," said Helena quietly. "Leaves you lonely."
"True," admitted the queen of the night.
At this point we had finished our meal. We had promised to take our news to the Mystery Club. But, as we prepared to go out I could see Alicia becoming quite sad.
"I had better go now," she said. "I have already outstayed my welcome. If I fly now I can be back at the castle before dawn."
"Countess" I replied. "Did you not say that you wanted a more interesting life?"
"That is true, yes," she sighed.
"Then why are you contemplating leaving us now?" I gently touched her arm, which was cool and felt incredibly strong. "It's just about to get interesting."
"We would like you to come with us," grinned Helena. We had discussed this during the afternoon.
"Come with you? Where?" Alicia was puzzled.
"The Mystery Club," Helena replied, and took a cloak from the pegs in the hallway and presented it to Alicia. "Come and meet our friends."
I had only the poems and tales of vampires as a guide to how one might behave, and - to be honest - they weren't big on detail. They certainly didn't prepare me for being hugged by a four hundred year old Countess.
As we walked to Freida's house I took the occasion to check if Alicia had any other foibles we should be aware of.
I discovered that direct sunlight would destroy her. Garlic would repel her. Silver could wound her. And a stake through the heart was fatal. So much fitted with the tales. But she did not need to lie in her own coffin, or in the earth of her own country, that was spurious. And she was quite capable of crossing flowing water by her own efforts, it held no terrors for her.
I asked how her master was able to travel during the daytime. It emerged that with great age came resistance to the death-sleep, as she called it, to sunlight, and to charms like garlic and sacred symbols.
I felt much better informed by the time we arrived at Freida's house. I knocked and, when the maid answered, I asked her to bring Freida to the door. She looked puzzled but neither Helena or I would enter and leave Alicia standing outside on her own, so in the end she complied.
"Damion, Helena," said Madam Minna. "What's this about? Freida is busy at the moment. Can I help?"
"Yes," I said. "We have brought a friend but she is from a distant land, and needs an invitation to enter the house from the owners."
This was not a lie. I did not add that she was also from a distant time.
Madam Minna studied Alicia. She saw a very tall woman dressed, barely, in a very old fashioned night dress, clutching her cloak around her. A pale woman, with a hint of death about her. "What is your friend's name?" she said, after a long pause.
"Alicia, Countess Von Hinterleitner," said our vampire friend. She curtseyed low to Madam Minna. "I am honoured to meet a friend of Helena and Doctor Damion."
"I thought the Hinterleitner's line died out many years ago," said Madam Minna, revealing a better knowledge of aristocratic lineage than I possessed.
"I am the last of that noble family," said Alicia, which at least had the benefit of being true.
"Very sad," replied Madam Minna. She thought again, I could see the doubts in her face, then she made up her mind. "Enter Countess," she finally said in a calm, quiet voice. "Be welcome and bring peace to our house."
She stood aside and let Alicia enter. We quickly followed and made our way to the withdrawing room. I went in first with Alicia and Helena hand in hand behind me. Poppy and Lord Scunthorpe were there ahead of us, occupying their usual sofa. They glanced up casually when we came in, then Philip's eyes narrowed and he leapt over Poppy, snatched his sword from its scabbard where it was set against the wall, and turned to face Alicia.
Alicia, shocked, hissed like a cat, showing her canines, sadly confirming exactly what Philip had clearly guessed. I stepped between them.
"Hold your blade!" I said. "She is a friend, and I would not have you abuse her." Philip's blade hovered over my heart. Out of the corner of my eye I saw Helena move to stand directly in front of Alicia.
"She's a vampire!" cried Lord Scunthorpe. "We are all in grave peril!" Then, despite the desperate situation he saw before him, he could not resist a witticism, "No pun intended."